@carissa-dee.bsky.social

Extrovert impersonator. NoVa dweller married to a Maryland driver. Working mom with possibly too many hobbies.

105 Followers 44 Following 7 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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8 months ago

5yo: "Tonight, let's play Going On A Trip With Babies."

Going On A Trip With Babies is one of her favorite pretend games. Clearly this game was invented by someone who has never actually Gone On A Trip With Babies.

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9 months ago

Sure, the rain might be annoying, but counterpoint: dogs in raincoats

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10 months ago
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My 2020 baby drew a picture of "work."

It is a Teams meeting.

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1 year ago
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Wish you were here.

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1 year ago
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I took my five-year-old daughter to Build-a-Bear today. The following events ensued. 👇

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1 year ago
A post from the National Mall NPS account dated November 17: "The squirrels on the National Mall are gorging themselves, preparing for the long, cold winter. A healthy layer of fat increases their odds of seeing the spring. Don't worry, they're experts at finding and hoarding nuts. So please, do not feed the wildlife." This is followed by a picture of a fat grey squirrel on the green grass of the Mall

Until NPS reactivates here, I have to share the important news: DC SQUIRRELS TOO FAT QUIT FEEDIN EM

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1 year ago

I just saw the Hershey's Kisses jingle bells ad. Someone please start defrosting Mariah Carey.

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