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@derglitzkrieg.bsky.social

Texas-based cosplayer. 18+. Mostly a mess of retweets. Fate/, Guilty Gear, Yakuza/LAD, Fist of the North Star, and more. He/him

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Latest posts by derglitzkrieg.bsky.social on Bluesky

Devastating news for Italo/Eurobeat fans. Reports that legendary singer/producer Mauro Farina died at 68. HUGELY prolific, releasing under over 80 names incl. Max Coveri, Alphatown, FCF, Radiorama, King Kong & D'Jungle Girls, Danny Keith and Styloo. Probably wrote 60%+ of my favs.

19.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

There's a reason I posted this on LinkedIn on Friday

19.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

19.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2376    πŸ” 360    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9
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LRT: Stealth40K being the Geraldo Rivera of gaming news on a day ending in β€˜Y’ continues again.

19.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say 'Try Not To Cum', but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design.

- Shigeru Miyamoto On his revolutionary career at Nintendo

Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say 'Try Not To Cum', but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design. - Shigeru Miyamoto On his revolutionary career at Nintendo

wow I can't believe how forward thinking Miyamoto is...

we should always attribute his quotes to when we think about game design. He literally changed the game.

19.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE everywhere are trying to provoke the optics the administration wants to bring out martial law, but it's a national effort to take the piss out of them. It's crazy how one guy in a frog suit essentially set the tone for this- so try everything, you never know what will work

19.10.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Can we just for a second give some major props to the Swiss horse known as Claudio Castagnoli?

The accuracy in which it took for him to launch poor Darby and not cripple him with that gorilla press throw was insane. #AEW πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

19.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Claudio is such an incredible asset to have on your roster, perhaps the best Cruiserweight Chuckster to ever do it

19.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Unlimited Paisen Works Xu Fu

Unlimited Paisen Works Xu Fu

Happy Shirou day lol

#illustration #γ‚€γƒ©γ‚Ήγƒˆ #art #FGO #徐福

19.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

May we all dream of such riches.

19.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable.

–me, changing from my morning pajamas into my afternoon pajamas.

19.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was β€œfinally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

19.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5126    πŸ” 1378    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 33

getting reminded today that devo did a cover of 'head like a hole' and it was for the supercop soundtrack is a nice pleasant surprise

19.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm old enough to remember when Stealth used to harass my colleagues at RPGFan (of course, mostly the women).

19.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
a digital drawing of three staggered panels of solid snake, each in a bodysuit. in the first panel, he's seen from the back, pulling on or pulling off a pair of pants to reveal that he's wearing a bodysuit underneath, cut high at the waist and into a thong at the back. in the second panel, he's seen from the front with a cigarette in his mouth, puling on his gloves, strips of skin visible at his waist between his pants and the bodysuit. in the third panel, he's posing with a gun, vest and gear on, only he's not wearing pants over the bodysuit, revealing his hairy thighs. the background of the panels are in progressively darker pink.

a digital drawing of three staggered panels of solid snake, each in a bodysuit. in the first panel, he's seen from the back, pulling on or pulling off a pair of pants to reveal that he's wearing a bodysuit underneath, cut high at the waist and into a thong at the back. in the second panel, he's seen from the front with a cigarette in his mouth, puling on his gloves, strips of skin visible at his waist between his pants and the bodysuit. in the third panel, he's posing with a gun, vest and gear on, only he's not wearing pants over the bodysuit, revealing his hairy thighs. the background of the panels are in progressively darker pink.

what if solid snakes sneaking suit was actually a bodysuit underneath pants. #mgs

15.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1052    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4
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Y’all have GOT to stop uncritically sharing Stealth’s posts without checking your sources!

I can’t find a source for when and where Miyamoto supposedly said this or who translated it ANYWHERE and yet my timeline is flooded with takes on it.

19.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1922    πŸ” 813    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 60
Drawing of a young centaur going up stairs on his forelegs and arms, with back legs and back end of the body entirely up in the air.

Drawing of a young centaur going up stairs on his forelegs and arms, with back legs and back end of the body entirely up in the air.

Centaur kids going up the stairs like

19.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 802    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
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Glenn Close saying β€œgiving cunt” is the best thing you’ll hear all weekend

19.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 441    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting β€œbased meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

17.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4023    πŸ” 821    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 18

It doesn't matter how despicable a person is, mocking their innate physical appearance is always wrong.

Not because it's cruel to them, but because it perpetuates the harmful idea that innate physical appearance has anything to do with one's character / beliefs / actions.

19.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1024    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12
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Tragedy unfolded in Delfino Plaza after a tourist unfamiliar with the area’s customs handed her baby to a local Chuckster.
paletteswap.site/dif...

19.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

Genuinely, even in Texas, people largely made fun of these urban cowboy larpers. They think they're so cool in their truck that sucks up so much gas that they're afraid to put anything in their truck because "ooo I'll scratch it". They are insecure as fuck, let them know if it.

19.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.

19.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3419    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 12
Sumo wrestlers enjoying Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers enjoying Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers posing like The Beatles on Abbey Road

Sumo wrestlers posing like The Beatles on Abbey Road

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

18.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1863    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 34
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MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

19.10.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5197    πŸ” 1041    πŸ’¬ 829    πŸ“Œ 1538

people like Palmer Luckey understand, either explicitly or implicitly, that retro tech and retro games are an accessible pathway to right wing radicalization. the politics of "remember the past when things were simpler and better?" are only a few steps removed from MAGA, unless you're very careful

19.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
a wolf suspended by a string is dipped into an ink pad and then a ceramic bowl, leaving a paw shaped pattern

a wolf suspended by a string is dipped into an ink pad and then a ceramic bowl, leaving a paw shaped pattern

wolf technology

19.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1394    πŸ” 417    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

best settings for a video game:

- a shattered world
- a shattered realm
- a shattered mind
- your shattered memories
- a broken kingdom
- purgatory, but it's like an office and there are office workers there
- hell, but it's like an office and there are office workers there

19.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
Photo of two bookmarks. Left one features a frog and reads
Need to remember dis page?
FROGETTABOUTIT
I’ll have my boys look after your spot
Ey!
I’m in da freakin mafia!
Yo!

Right bookmark features an hourglass on an old dusty tome and reads 

One of these days I am going to 

FINISH THAT OTHER BOOK
that I was reading before I started this one

It’s not my fault they made two good books

Photo of two bookmarks. Left one features a frog and reads Need to remember dis page? FROGETTABOUTIT I’ll have my boys look after your spot Ey! I’m in da freakin mafia! Yo! Right bookmark features an hourglass on an old dusty tome and reads One of these days I am going to FINISH THAT OTHER BOOK that I was reading before I started this one It’s not my fault they made two good books

All 40 freaking bookmarks for 20 friggin dollars 🚨 extended to Sunday 🐸 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...

17.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

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