Laureate Bats (they/them)🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️

Bats learned Torsion!

Fuck you, Lisa Murkowski.

Hate it when you make a phone call to solve a problem and the solution is "you gotta make another phone call."

Engaging in self-destructive behavior (looking at dogs on the shelter website).

Contest entry for the "May flowers" prompt. Minimalism is hot sometimes.

wild that we sent a huge number of guys to Iraq at the start of that war without rifle plates and now this is just how cops dress to frighten kitchen employees

Took a local class on decorative ties.

🤤🤤🤤 yes please!

i really really hate how many people on the left are responding to good advice on dealing with ICE with "so they don't abide by the law anyway"

ignore people who tell you not to take basic safety precautions like knowing your rights.

those people aren't your friends

Ooo big stretch!

Practicing that 3 rope Takate kote with my @warbarbie.bsky.social

This is my new favorite rope photo.
@sasshorde.bsky.social

in just a few months we Americans have lost our birthright to make fun of Canadians for their bagged milk and soon we will no longer be able to mock Australians over vegemite

how much more are we about to lose?

Bomb Thrown by Czarface

If my cat was as pretty as yours and I had a podcast it would be so hard to get me to shut up about it.

See you sluts Friday. #Minneapolis #QueerBondage

Be here or be square, scrubs!

We had a lot of fun with this sideways suspension. @warbarbie.bsky.social 's feet are tied together but the rope between them isn't fixed to the bamboo so she can still kick around and try (not successfully) to get comfy. 😈

Last month we submitted this one for a St. Patrick's day theme. I tried to rig the pose they make you do when you kiss the blarney stone. Thanks to @warbarbie.bsky.social as always for letting me tie you up. 😘
#partialsuspension #t4t #suspensionbondage #rope #shibari #kinbaku #minneapolisqueers

She wanted a futo suspension so we did that.
#Strappado #futomomo #shibari #kink #suspension #bamboo #t4trope #queerkink
@warbarbie.bsky.social

Heckin' bamboozling with @warbarbie.bsky.social at @sasshorde.bsky.social
#ropefags #queershibari #t4trope #queerkink

If you want to get me wet instantly, gaze at me like this girl, while you lead me. Tango is the best foreplay ever. 💃🥵

#vintagelesbian #tangoissex #sapphiclove

Lil #karada on the Mannequin tonight

I'm FrikkinBats!!

And here's the one from yesterday. #transrope #transfemme #t4t #queerkinkstudio

Hitting those milestones left and right. @warbarbie.bsky.social and I did our first inversion today too.

I imagine this is what a bird feels like the first time it flies. 🐦

It was the most natural thing in the world. Before I realized it, @warbarbie.bsky.social pointed out we were doing our first full suspension together today (My first one ever). Photos tomorrow. Love my life.
🖤🖤🖤

I've heard of catching flies in the outfield but this is ridiculous 😂⚾️