Walter

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We live in a world where the Rush Hour movies have to rented on any available platform.

But play it with headphones if you have some.

Do eeeeeeeeeeet

A few hours into Yotei and I am AMAZED.

3:33 local time? It’s coming in waves like a midnight release of a game.

Matthew 24:36.

Anyway, for those that are for sure getting picked up tomorrow, please think of us heathens who are probably stuck here. Since you can’t take anything with you, I’ll need funds to stay alive. DM your Zelle, CashApp, Apple Cash.. whatever helps.

#HailZorp

Carter is a huge #Suarez fan.

Dreyer is not fucking human.

Good Times New Roman #newbandname

A lot of commentary lately in the soccer world about how much VAR has been wasting game time and flow.

Ok but what about a dog on your lap with the switch being played

The Stars are a bunch of choke artists.

I’m over the fellating of the Oilers by the broadcast.

And holy shit, enough with Freebird already.

We will never truly be a sports nation until:

▪️We stop chanting “De-Fense”
▪️We stop wearing jerseys of any kind that don’t pertain to the teams competing
▪️We get rid of the Timmy Trumpets and Seven Nation Army from the song rotations.

I take credit for this Stars win as I didn’t not lock a +500 Stars win when they went down 1-0. #yourewelcome

Don Garber is not going to let LAG lose another one, much less an El Trafico right?

Happy Ocho Day to those who celebrate. The Whiffleball All-Star game was compelling stuff.

Someone just said it's weird to call this The Heartbeat Kit when it's all flat lines and I can't stop thinking about it.

How do you have the audacity to fight Robo of all people? He’s a fucking sweetheart.

THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"

We love Austin FC getting cupset here.

Greetings from 40000 feet. I think.

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They then can’t chase after you, too.

Not being able to bet on Austin Reaves now is gonna suck.

Oh look, gas prices are randomly and suddenly up 35¢. #somuchwinning.

Pinche gente 🤦🏽‍♂️

I could never be a firefighter or EMS in Dallas with the way people are stupid or oblivious on the roads.

AND WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING SHOULDERS ANYWHERE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHITHOLE?!

I’d be getting the horn replaced every 3000 miles. Fuck an oil change.

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