It’s just Mike

This fucking guy…

Literally you cannot make up this level of hypocrisy. What an endless chode.

What pisses me off the most about this is that he didn't say anything about Kirk himself. He just talked about how the MAGA crew would capitalize on his death... and here they are, capitalizing on his death.

The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82.

Am I doing this right?

3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]

Laser Danger

xkcd.com/3108/

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

Penzey's Spices have an offer on this weekend.

Any teacher worth their salt: “As required, we will now discuss Trumps claim that the 2020 election was stolen… It’s a bunch of bullshit.
Now, let’s talk about the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act and how it pushed us into the Great Depression”.

In America, schools should be preparing students by teaching them the science, data, and facts they need to succeed — not conspiracy theories and lies.

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

Photo of a book on a bookshelf in a shop. It’s by the late Pope Francis. Large picture of his head together with the word ‘Hope’.

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

stolen valor is everywhere

stay woke

Uruk-Kitthai!

Who did this?

Now that’s a split-screen. ⛳️

@wsj.com

This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

This man ran on stage laughing while waving a chainsaw around after he had thousands of people fired from the VA

Me in the group chat for top secret air strikes.

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

BUT HER EMAILS!

You want to see an octopus riding a shark.

🎥: University of Auckland

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/s...

Roses are red
Violets are blue

when i used to play Call Of Cthulhu when i was a kid, i never truly grasped how characters had a 'sanity' stat that gradually decreased over time as you were exposed to various eldritch horrors; eventually you'd fail a san check and go insane

anyway, no reason, that just occurred to me today

Me: "Likes" a single photo of someone flicking off a Trump high-rise.
Bluesky: You like cityscapes?!? Let me flood your feed with pictures of cityscapes!