It’s just Mike

It’s just Mike

@empuzzle.bsky.social

32 Followers 16 Following 17 Posts Joined Dec 2024
2 weeks ago

I think it's fair to say that the Trump-brand firehose of bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than any other president.

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1 month ago

As the owner of two FIV+ cats, it's nothing to fear. It's true that their average lifespan is shorter, but it's not about the quantity, it's about the quality. Thank you for taking a chance!

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1 month ago

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

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1 month ago
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Bye, Temu Himmler. Enjoy El Centro.

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1 month ago

So I watched the shooting video frame by frame and it looks like:

1) They were beating a struggling man with batons

2) His jacket opened revealing a gun in his waistband or lower back

3) The agent in gray grabbed the gun and was walking away

4) THEN the other agents shot the man in the back

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1 month ago
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‘Purrsonal’ favorite
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2 months ago
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Ha! Like ICE went to class...

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3 months ago
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3 months ago

That said; Who gives a fuck?! Maybe focus on the issues instead of being a pedantic little shit, Pete.

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The image is NOT reversed. Whiskey Pete's beef is that the rows of medals are out of order based on their importance. The medal at the end of the 2nd row (pistol marksmanship) takes less precedence than the one starting the 3rd row (Navy Achievement Medal). The 2nd and 3rd rows should be swapped.

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3 months ago

I don't think the image is reversed... I think Hic*seths issue is that the ROWS are out of order. Row two and three should be swapped, based on the importance of the metals they contain.
Still, who gives a shit?!

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4 months ago
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I have a very bad feeling about this...

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5 months ago
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This fucking guy…

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5 months ago
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Literally you cannot make up this level of hypocrisy. What an endless chode.

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5 months ago

What pisses me off the most about this is that he didn't say anything about Kirk himself. He just talked about how the MAGA crew would capitalize on his death... and here they are, capitalizing on his death.

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7 months ago

The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82.

Am I doing this right?

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8 months ago
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]

Laser Danger

xkcd.com/3108/

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9 months ago

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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9 months ago

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

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9 months ago
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Penzey's Spices have an offer on this weekend.

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9 months ago

Any teacher worth their salt: “As required, we will now discuss Trumps claim that the 2020 election was stolen… It’s a bunch of bullshit.
Now, let’s talk about the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act and how it pushed us into the Great Depression”.

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In America, schools should be preparing students by teaching them the science, data, and facts they need to succeed — not conspiracy theories and lies.

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9 months ago

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

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10 months ago
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

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10 months ago

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

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10 months ago
Photo of a book on a bookshelf in a shop. It’s by the late Pope Francis. Large picture of his head together with the word ‘Hope’.

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

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