They had to stop serving fish tacos at my high schools cafeteria because at the time they were considered too gay. The stone is heavy and the work never ends but it is moving forwards
I’m a Barry Goldwater volksfront
The only way to stop a religious fanatic with five thousand nuclear weapons is a secular fanatic with five thousand nuclear weapons
Malcolm is a portmanteau of milk and cum
LOL
Probably just stripped them for parts too damn
Group member sounds alright
He got bit by a radioactive blue
Hey siri blue man group origin story
Hey yeah is it part of their lore that they’re all the same guy
Yeah
Sudokus made my brain as hard as a rock
American Express would be a beautiful name for a plane
I wish I could tell you about some of the things goofus did that didn’t make highlights for children but they made us sign an NDA
Your phone should cryogenically freeze you while you’re on hold and thaw you out when you get through
Playing the end part of the Burger King commercials where they say you rule! to myself over and over again and smiling
It’s called Duburn now
I learned a lot the concept of death from Boston Legal
One stop shopping
I thought dentists were just from wrestling until I was 32
My dentists office has been playing the same dead milkmen cd every time I’ve gone there for the past nine years
They should make a toilet where the poop gets sucked up from the bowl and sprayed all over your neck and back from the top of the tank
Take daylight away forever. Not my problem
Nice. Perfect timing.
Taking my vitamins on an empty stomach. Who even cares anymore
I either need to eat fifty grams of protein or expel 200
Refrigreatables. The snack you can put in the fridge
My first dentists practice was in a crawlspace and the second one was in like a mud room/foyer and the third one was in a hut built out of particle board in the middle of some guys basement. Disbarred after that. Or whatever the dentist version of that is. Dishonorably toothcharged
Dentist offices will just open up in any style of building. That’s punk rock
Street art pisses me off so bad. That space was supposed to be for gray
