Martel Loomis

Keanu getting 65% of AFP was NEVER on my bingo card #bb27

I always forget it's not a house until I see wide shots where I can see the ceilings. They just give off big studio energy.

They are letting them have EXTREMELY long goodbyes when getting evicted this season. @hamsterwatch.com they always act like someone died. They'll see them in September/October

@hamsterwatch.com have you been able to keep up with the BB alums on the ChatBCC app? Brendan let us know what he thought about Derrick last night👀☕️

.@hamsterwatch.com when did they let up with the rules on shout-outs during voting? PMTFO each time they do so

The worst kept pre-bb27 premiere secret

@cpttwatbeard.bsky.social

They need to tell whoever is messing with the audio levels to stop their crap #WWEonNetflix

My dad needs to stop his bullshit this early in the morning. Asking me if I ever saw the Vivid video of a tv show parody. Like sir! I don't need to know that YOU KNOW what Vivid is. It's already a bit too much that you know who Cory Chase is.

Gonna see how long I can make it

His name is Porch Cat!

I miss the sphincter I had in my 20s. Nowadays, if I sneeze wrong, I'll shit my pants.

I'd suck his dick. Maybe even let him give me a facial for the great work that he's done. #UnitedShooter #DenyDefendDepose

Holy quick automated rejection, Batman! #workfromhome

For the first time since I've been smoking weed regularly, I finally decided to try rubbing one out while high. I thought it'd be like when I was on Lexapro and futile, but ok was wrong. It was the best O I've had in some time.

I mean.... Fuck Walmart?

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The 8 minute long performance of Amerii Pie on the season 1 finale of #ZoeysExtraoridnaryPlaylist always gets me a little teary eyed.

I really don't see any reason to be where I am anymore. Nothing negative about it, but just not feeling much these days. Often times, there's a black void where feelings aught to be. But hey, I'll fake it until I can get the courage to pull the trigger I guess.

Imma cry next week if #TheNewDay split next week on #WWE #Raw @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social

Working from home is great. The only thing that sucks is working a call center type job and not being able to go take a random shit during the day when the feeling strikes, always having to plan it around breaks and lunches.

Worked until 10pm last night and had to be back at work at 8 am today. Bullshit.

Currently weighing in at a not-gimmicked 675lbs and my thinspiration for my 37th rotation around the sun is to be able to fit into this @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social

This was on my Twitter back in mid-October.

Smoked a bowl at about 2pm, ate my Burger King delivery and then passed the fuck out until 8pm. Definitely gotta remember to smoke the sativa next time if it's a day smoke.

If I skeet about skeeting, is it twice the cleanup?

I gave up right after Jessica left. Unfortunately, I watched ALL of Burn Notice

This is a good block list. Best part is that as MAGA are added, once you subscribe and block all, all the new adds are blocked, too. bsky.app/profile/did:...

My new calendar came in the mail yesterday! #Smosh

Alright, unless there's a serious hit landed and/or they actually trade some real shots, I'm calling this fight a work.