The 80th anniversary of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima on August 6, 2025, serves as a poignant reminder of the devastating impact of nuclear warfare and the ongoing call for global nuclear disarmament.

…Even attempted murder? ;) #pun #dadjoke

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#Babysitter interview questions: A crocodile promises to return a kidnapped child if the babysitter can correctly predict whether he will return the child. What is your prediction given that you must maintain the crocodile’s promise.

Confession time: I still tell telemarketers that I cant speak on the phone *right now* because Im going into a meeting and they should call back. This is how much I crave acceptance.

Sitcom idea: superman’s optometrist and Rudy Giuliani’s dentist go to therapy together

Maria Skłodowska Curie

#Babysitter interview questions: would you believe a baby who tells you its lying?

#Babysitter interview questions: name three real life situations where you used the phrase: ‘ooo babe’ or any other lyric from a recent pop hit

Babysitter interview questions: if we give an infinite amount of babies an infinite amount of typewriters how long will it take … us to find our baby in the baby-crowd?

Babysitter interview questions: if a baby cries in a forest but no-one can hear .. why did you abandon our baby in a forest?

Babysitter interview questions: if we put a baby in a box with a radioactive atom, and poison that will be released if the atom decays, killing the baby. Is the baby alive or dead before we open the box?

#Fascism is famous for its sensitivity to nuance… I’m not sure you’re getting the sarcasm.

#Communism is famous for treating all citizens equally… thats why everyone wants to live in North Korea.

Babysitter interview questions: if a baby is tied to a track and five babies are tied to a different track where would you direct the train?

#Capitalism is famous for rewarding a honest days work… did that make you laugh? Great…now go back to work so you can pay rent to some rich guy!

Malcol Liepke’s painting studies

I just found two avocado in my #toogoodtogo haul. If I get some toast Ill sell it and buy myself a house!

Good job #niceone in #bristol !!