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And Superman IV is WAY WORSE than Superman III. But III is really bad

04.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jaws IV is positively awful. The shark is like a detective tracking people across the ocean and knows them based on family relationships. My favorite is the shark actually beats the main character flying to Jamaica, like it read her airline ticket in advance.

04.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If there is one group of people that will believe American assurances, it’s the Kurds. They’ve never been screwed over by the US. Well, except for dozens of times

04.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who's paid to be really into sonic the hedgehog: The Democrats lost because they didn't talk enough about sonic the hedgehog

04.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 416    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

In the same way the Steelers won the Super Bowl this year

03.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kill me

03.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou went on and on about the importance of hydration on hot days and now you don’t want us to waterboard people? HYPOCRISY MUCH?!??”

03.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

02.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4490    πŸ” 594    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 27

Interesting precedent to establish. Here's the important thing: it will never come back to haunt anyone in any way

28.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

JFC - they don’t know they’re different guys

28.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Airstrikes alone have never caused regime change. They can do a lot of damage, but can’t create conditions that last.

28.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 744    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

Remember when we spent 2 years discussing β€œfairness in women’s sports” like it wasn’t a transparent attempt to force Trans people to leave public life. Well, what a surprise to see this

27.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe will be greeted as liberators.”

27.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's approval ratings are so low, his newest administration appointee is Cousin Oliver.

25.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2

Fucking lying sack of shit

26.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably wants them to be good.

25.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s my boy!

25.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Utter garbage to play this at 3 on 3.

22.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a game

20.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BIG MAC!!!

20.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s absurdly overpriced but they could make it $50K and it wouldn’t sell.

20.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every illegal immigrant increases the number of Tim Allen tv shows by 2%. Do you want that? WELL DO YOU?!?

20.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Radko Gudas

18.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada back on their heels and need some momentum. Tom
Wilson takes an idiotic elbowing penalty in the offensive zone for no reason.

18.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bo Duke said that?

16.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to see the Tkachuk brothers took a break from chewing paint chips to go see the women's team play

16.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe we need a few more hospitals and a few less cops. Just a thought

15.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is just an absurd lie. These fucks can’t keep themselves from making up comically stupid numbers that a 4 year old would realize isn’t true

15.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0