I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
“a short term experience”? That’s what she said Tom
I also watched it last night and couldn’t agree more
He’s smart enough to know this is going to end badly and he wants to get out in front of it.
Here's what you've got to understand about Republican congressmen - they're all Jerry Lundegaard.
This fucking guy who led the cheers going to Iraq.
We’re being welcomed as liberators - feels like you haven’t been paying attention. The people of Iran want us to blow up their schools and homes
It’s so heartening to see a true idiot be able to rise up to such a position. Idiot children across America can be inspired to great heights
As Shakespeare says, “Kristi Noem is a goddamn idiot”
As awful as all of this is, it’s pretty hilarious how these people cozy up to Trump and do his bidding, then get tossed aside when his policies are toxic. Incredible to see the dignity wraith at work
I believe there’s a pill for that now
Please keep trotting this guy out as the face of your worst policies. The most repellent man alive is sure to bring in those persuadable voters
The DR has an outside chance - but Japan and US clearly are the top chances
Ah, yes - the best way to stop ethics investigations is to act unethically and unconstitutionally to block the investigations. Much better than stopping unethical behavior
And Superman IV is WAY WORSE than Superman III. But III is really bad
Jaws IV is positively awful. The shark is like a detective tracking people across the ocean and knows them based on family relationships. My favorite is the shark actually beats the main character flying to Jamaica, like it read her airline ticket in advance.
If there is one group of people that will believe American assurances, it’s the Kurds. They’ve never been screwed over by the US. Well, except for dozens of times
Guy who's paid to be really into sonic the hedgehog: The Democrats lost because they didn't talk enough about sonic the hedgehog
In the same way the Steelers won the Super Bowl this year
Kill me
“You went on and on about the importance of hydration on hot days and now you don’t want us to waterboard people? HYPOCRISY MUCH?!??”
Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.
Interesting precedent to establish. Here's the important thing: it will never come back to haunt anyone in any way
JFC - they don’t know they’re different guys
Airstrikes alone have never caused regime change. They can do a lot of damage, but can’t create conditions that last.
Remember when we spent 2 years discussing “fairness in women’s sports” like it wasn’t a transparent attempt to force Trans people to leave public life. Well, what a surprise to see this
“We will be greeted as liberators.”
