Heeeeeeeeyyyy, guess who wants to regulate This Fucking Guy™️ into oblivion, maybe tell your friends in California’s 72nd district to get involved in my race
www.kluweoc.com
I’m having an aneurysm
Get Kareem from Subway Takes to interview kids everyday for a month.
I like how the money guys (Bessent and Wright) are out here being like, E-Z-P-Z, Navy gunna step up. But everyone at the Navy is like, uh, no.
*BESSENT SAYS NAVY WILL ESCORT VESSELS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: SKY
Trump only got into Wharton after his family pulled strings and got him an interview with an official who did a "special favor" to the family. A Wharton prof later said he was "the dumbest goddamn student" he ever had.
So, yes, his admission does say a lot about how smart he is.
Credit where due
Jesus Christ, man. You're turning 86 years old. Don't you want to spend time with your grandkids and great grandkids(?)? This is embarrassing. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Congratulations, @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social! 💐
THE BEGINNING COMES AFTER THE END is officially a New York Times bestseller in its first week of publication
Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered or picked up a copy this week.
still losing it at “Mufti Naomi Wolf has consulted the sacred texts (Google Al Overview) and issued her fatwa”
I get that this has been almost entirely theater but I actually think it's quite bad if the people of DC become habituated to the presence of military personnel in the streets, for a whole host of reasons
Probably “work with our friends across the aisle”
The statement at the end of this article from the Alabama Attorney General is absolutely sick and ghoulish but the outcome here is proof that public pressure and public shame can force even bad actors like Gov Kay Ivey to take detours
The press called Betty Shabazz, Coretta Scott King, and Myrlie Evers "the widows." Between them, they held six degrees, ran three national institutions, raised sixteen children alone, and spent a combined sixty years fighting for justice their husbands didn't live to see.
This is an EXTREMELY cool project that @maris.bsky.social and @sandyernestallen.bsky.social worked so hard on!
Kash Patel confirms UFC fighters will train FBI agents this week, calling it a "historic opportunity'
filing under "Years of Lead Pipes"
“Gnosticism.” That splat was the sound of my eyes rolling out of my head.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
MORE NEWS:
Fresh off her win of the Maryland Middle School Principal of the Year award, Mama was just named one of 3 finalists for the *National* Award!
now she being profiled in education magazines n shit about all the innovative work she does 🥹 I'm so proud of her!
www.edweek.org/leadership/w...
Fitzcarraldo (1982)
“You say you want a big tent, and yet you won’t include me, a person who hates you and everything you stand for.”
Luckily, there are enough unflattering photos of Pete Hegseth on Getty Images to last a lifetime
The Amazing Race took off 25 years ago this week, and I have some amazing behind-the-scenes stories for you! #AmazingRace #RealityTV
You can never get it really cleaned up. 🥴
Eww eww eww - even worse. If I’m served a drink and it accidentally spills like that, eww ick
i wrote about why david sedaris’s writing leaves me cold now
www.patreon.com/posts/152798...
The good news is I never have to update the chalkboard
