UkraineRocks

How about a nice game of chess?

He’s murdering fishermen in cold blood. There can be no doubt he had Epstein whacked. And Ivana.

Hegseth blames Ricky Stanicky for the double-tap.

Ukraine did it.

It's an excellent idea.

Moscow Mitch would not convict. He'd say that the courts would handle it. We all know how well that worked out.

The Frog from the Portland protests may get double-tapped for scaring these FOX news cowards

Mike Johnson is always in a fog and doesn't know a damned thing, but that's not troubling...
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Colorado Tells DOJ ‘Take a Hike’ as It Rejects Demand for Statewide Voter Data Read more here.

NEW: Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold (D) is the latest state election leader to reject a request from the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) to share private, unredacted voter data with the federal government. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Mulder and Scully, FBI special agents investigating paranormal events, discovered an alien space craft buried in ice. On board, they were startled to discover an alien race protecting the Epstein Files. Republicans so cold, and corrupt to the feelings of decent folk that they would kill to distract.

MAGA Senator Challenges Pope: “I Would Urge the Holy Father To Be On the Right Side of History” U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), who is running for re-election with the endorsement of President Donald Trump, criticized the Head of the Catholic Church Pope Leo XIV for urging the United States

Linsey Graham threatens to primary Pope Leo... sounds like it anyway.
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Instead of mailing me some "tariff rebate" check, just send me a complete copy of the Epstein files so I can laugh my ass off.

Well, what if the boat bombings kill John Conner?

An AI robotic ringworm enters his penis causing severe itching and scratching. His whole cabinet laughs to death.

Nah, he's just milking it so Trump can keep blaming Joe Biden.

Russia still has unicycle soldiers...

Trump would have the Sports Almanac and bet on who he thinks would win and go bankrupt.

Capitalism would find a way. Davy Jones Piss on Trump Expedition Submarine tours.

Rot Von Stinkle.

I hope he wanders off into street at one night and wakes up at CECOT.

Trump is the only President that can wake up. Where are Trump's late-night rants aimed at Putin for genocide, rape, murder, war crimes, terroristic threatening, trespass, public endangerment, election fraud, and being shit? They don't exist.

He wet his pants.

Jim Jordon can't enforce any demand on Jack Smith to answer a closed-door Congressional subpoena. Jack Smith should say, "I am following the Jordan Precedent, and fuck you, pedo!"

God's angels told me the angels voted Hegseth most likely to have made snuff films with Jeffrey Epstein. I was very happy with our frank and honest discussion. I can't tell you which angel's because I signed an NDA, but they were good angels, the best.

He said he would not have time golf either. Promises made, promises kept...

Yes. If a right-wing Supreme Court Justice dies the day before the 2028 election, Dems should Ram a liberal judge in there before midnight, if possible. Maybe pick conjoined twins and the next day, claim double votes.

"False gospel": The new GOP attack on Dolly Parton is a tactic borrowed from the Christian right - Salon.com Fundamentalists disparage mainstream culture as

In their campaign against Aftyn Behn in Tennessee, Republcans claimed she did not like country music (ouch)
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