Finally not 5 degrees out suicide postponed

rfk jr sitting in his car before the hearing and getting ready for the big moment with a smoothie made of blended up woodland creatures

I fucking love hoarders

Sisters asked what this was like and I said idk it’s nothing like twitter and showed them what it looked like and they said…that is exactly what it’s like?? They just don’t understand 😔

I say I think I hauve covid whenever a beautiful woman posts a selfie and it’s like a 50/50 shot if they know what I’m even talking about but I can’t stop

Had an allergic reaction to a necklace I bought like two months ago but thought it was our new ugly ass work shirts so I got out of wearing them and now I have to hide my neck for the next week because it happened again from the necklace

noooooooooo I hate him

skdndjwksn she’s used to me saying it about myself NO ONE wants to think about John Goodman dying

she particularly hated that one I think mostly because she doesn’t want to think about John Goodman dying

I showed my mom my first two Bluesky tweets (wtf do we call these) and she said child what is wrong with you

I got a new flavor of protein shake and it tastes like BARF

I’m gonna die the same day as John Goodman because when he dies I’m going to kill myself

what’s up dick lickers