Damn it Carl

Emotional error detected.
✅ Fix: Sit on human.
🐾 Side effect: Paralysis (3–5 hrs).

#Caturday #SyntaxTheCat #EmotionalTechwear

Chaos audit complete.
Verdict: insufficient mayhem.

🐾 Recommended action: Knock at least one coffee mug onto the floor.

#Caturday #SyntaxTheCat #EmotionalTechSupport

🖇️ Free Burnout Tools:
✅ Micro-Celebration Checklist
✅ Chaos Flowchart

🎯 No guilt. No funnels. Just tools.
👇 buff.ly/UAutkml

#CreativeBurnout #ChaosCorner #FreeDownloads

“Oh, you think burnout is your ally?” CPAP Bane has entered the chat—cold brew tank, Syntax the tux cat, and all.

If you’ve ever been molded by burnout (not just “adapting” to it), this survival guide is for you:
👉 buff.ly/tWAWEkf

#BurnoutSurvival #ChaosCorner #MemeBasedCoping

Burnout didn’t lead to rest. It led to a cat-led merch store.
From “Cringe Noodle” mugs to chaos-driven stickers, here’s how emotional collapse turned into catharsis (and mildly unhinged branding).

🛒 Read the full story → buff.ly/y90Dnyg

#CreativeBurnout #SyntaxTheCat #SideQuestEnergy

SYSTEM OFFLINE.
Syntax has entered sleep mode. Reboot ETA: unknown.

🐾 Dream log: lasers. Endless lasers.

#Caturday #SyntaxTheCat #NapDrivenProductivity

Not all merch starts with market research.
Some of it starts with a 2 a.m. Slack message, instant ramen, and regret.

Meet the Cringe Noodle Mug—emotional support ceramic for functional disasters:
👉 buff.ly/v643m2h

#CringeNoodle #SideQuestMerch #EmotionalSupportMug

Syntax has entered the chat.
And by “chat,” we mean he’s yelling at you about emotional labor.

🐾 Emotional support ≠ full-time job.
🖥️ "404: Emotional Support Not Found" (and other unsolicited advice).

Read it before you burn out → buff.ly/L0IrlF8

#EmotionalSupport #BurnoutRecovery #SyntaxSays

Syntax’s Self-Care Starter Pack:

Scream into a sticky note

Avoid eye contact with your to-do list

Nap like it’s performance art

#Caturday wisdom from the chaos cat himself.

#SyntaxSays #SelfCareForBurnouts #EmotionalSupportCat

BREAKING: Corporate leadership is now 100% feline.

Meet Syntax the Cat: CEO of Chaos at Damn It Carl.
🐾 Has deleted a Figma file.
🐾 Has launched a Slack call by walking on a trackpad.
🐾 Has never blinked. Ever.

Read her origin story: buff.ly/aHmCPCu

#SyntaxTheCat #CEOOfChaos #CreativeChaos

New post from Chaos Corner:

🧠 The Burnout Survival Notes, Vol. 1

If you’re held together with caffeine, sarcasm, and sticky notes, you need this.

📋 Tools
🛠️ Support
🐾 Cartoon Cat

#BurnoutSupport #CreativeBurnout #EmotionalSupport #ChaosCorner

buff.ly/ylbQ9a9

Choose your burnout form:
🧨 Chaos Goblin
😶 Disassociator
🗂️ Over-organizer

Syntax? He’s a triple threat.

#Caturday #SyntaxSays #BurnoutSupport #CreativeRecovery

Nil doesn’t feel emotions.
He audits them.

Join the Cloud of Emotional Chaos with the official Certified Vibe Cloud Analyst hoodie.
buff.ly/LqSPBSY

#EmotionalTechwear #BurnoutGear #NilSaysNo

Creative burnout is real.
So is your ability to survive the day with cartoon cat judgment and one completed task.

✨ 2 free tools:

Micro-Celebration Checklist

Chaos Flowchart of “Maybe?”

buff.ly/DLtoBYN

#SyntaxSays #BurnoutHumor #CreativeSurvival #FreeDownload

Yep—AI-generated images, typos, and all.
It’s a one-person show here, and my only team member doesn’t have thumbs. 🐾

#SyntaxTheCat #DIYVibes #CreativeRecovery

Quit your last workshop in a blaze of undone worksheets and guilt?

Welcome.

The Workshop for People Who Quit Workshops is here.
📩 Chaos, comics, & Carl.

buff.ly/JAIiRAb

#SyntaxSays #CreativeRecovery #WorkshopDropoutsUnite

Syntax’s Saturday schedule:
✅ Judge you
✅ Sit on your laptop
✅ Stare at the void (aka Google Docs)
✅ Nap like it’s earned

Happy #Caturday from your favorite emotional support menace.

#SyntaxSays #CaturdayChaos #BurnoutSupport #SideQuests

Dressed like a boss. Feels like a mess.

The “CEO of Chaos” case is now in the shop for all emotionally unstable professionals.

🐾 Syntax approves. Sort of.
buff.ly/LqSPBSY

#CEOofChaos #SideQuestGear #EmotionalSupportCat

Burnout healing tip from Syntax the Cat:
✅ Cry a little
✅ Snack first
✅ Move one email
✅ Call it progress

New from Damn It Carl:
How to Emotionally Spiral (Productively)
buff.ly/p9u5rHY

#BurnoutSupport #QuietProgress #SyntaxSays #HealingBurnout

You don’t need to finish it.
You just need to start with unreasonable hope and a few too many Post-its.

Burnout support from Syntax the Cat:
👉 buff.ly/TP5vUuE

#HealingBurnout #SideQuests #SyntaxKnows #ProductivityIsALie

Burnout isn’t always a breakdown.
Sometimes it’s opening Google Calendar and seeing flames.

New page for the emotionally toasted:
buff.ly/vHPSTld

Free tools. Chaos blog. Merch you don’t need.

#BurnoutSupport #EndStageCapitalism #CreativeBurnout

New burnout support page is live:
Maximum Burnout. Minimal Judgment.

Real tools. Chaos merch. Zero toxic positivity.

🧠 Blog | 📎 Tools | 🛒 Merch
buff.ly/vHPSTld

#BurnoutSupport #EndStageCapitalism #BurnedOut #CreativeBurnout

This is Crap You Don’t Need.

🔥 Chaos mugs
✏️ Notebooks for bad ideas
👕 Cringe Noodle tee chaos

Emotional support in the form of merch you’ll defend to the grave.

🛒 buff.ly/3wsX3qa

#DamnItCarl #CrapYouDontNeed #CreativeBurnout #SyntaxTheCat #CringeNoodle

✅ Workshop completed: 0%
✅ Validation received: 100%

Syntax says you tried, and honestly? That’s enough.

A weird, safe-ish space for creative burnout survivors who quit halfway through everything.

👉 buff.ly/D7REvY0

#SyntaxTheCat #YouTried #BurnoutSupport

Launched a workshop

But it’s not a workshop

It’s a structured spiral, a passive-aggressive newsletter, and possibly a cult of burnt-out creatives led by a judgmental cat and a robot who debugs feelings

Read it here:
buff.ly/tnWV1k8

#DamnItCarl #CreativeBurnout #WorkshopForQuitters #SharedSpiral

Syntax isn't hiding.
He’s in his existential blanket fort.

Some cats nap.
Syntax stares into the void and ponders the fabric of reality.

#Caturday #BurnoutButMakeItFluffy #SyntaxTheCat #DamnItCarl

Syntax got a nemesis.

Meet Nil.
A burnout bot with zero RAM for your nonsense.

Soft. Sarcastic. Slightly malfunctioning.
Now available as a hoodie:
buff.ly/csmjVic

#FunnyBurnoutHoodie #DebugFace #DamnItCarl #EmotionalSupportMerch

Burned out?
Syntax has reviewed your browser history and your to-do list.

The results?
❌ Concerning.
✅ Relatable.

Syntax & the Art of Quiet Progress — a zine for emotional chaos and quiet comebacks.

👉 buff.ly/1UDzSID

#SyntaxTheCat #CreativeBurnout #BurnoutSupport

✅ Fed the cat
🐾 Got a high five from Syntax

That’s enough progress for today.

Two free tools for burnout support now up:

Checklist for tiny wins

“Do you even need this?” flowchart

👉 buff.ly/Pp2fGKM

#BurnoutSupport #SyntaxTheCat #DamnItCarl

Live from the Chaos Corner: Syntax brings you burnout dispatches, productivity rants, and emotional sabotage essays.

It’s a blog. But chaotic.

🐾 buff.ly/EFuU92c

#CreativeBurnout #SyntaxTheCat #ChaosCornerDispatch #DamnItCarl