Deanna Raybourn

Flying a ton this week and it’s all been fine. You’ve got this!

American.

I mean, I’m glad they decided not to just run with “it might be fine.” They got us another plane and I’m safe in Houston, but pour one out for the poor baggage crew who had to load, unload, reload. Bless ‘em.

So we boarded the flight for Houston, then they pulled us off again because they decided the tire would probably burst on landing.

I love this for her.

Okay, but are you SURE?

Who among us hasn’t forgotten the odd chalet?

Peter just emitted a tiny snore. I’m rooting for this guy.

Spoiler: Peter is, in fact, not listening.

The woman sitting near me in this lounge is very distressed as to the whereabouts of her red jacket. Is it in the house in Maui? Or the house in Ireland? And her husband is not invested AT ALL. Are you even listening, Peter? Are you??

You absolutely can if you want context but it isn’t necessary. Happy reading!

Y’all. My seatmate ended up being Man Who Does Not Respect AirPods. “What’s that movie you’re watching? Can I use your charger? Are you headed home?” I literally faked a phone call when we landed.

Love it!

Thank you!

Lucky you!

I am convinced this is exactly how it went down.

Also? This guy is 100% going to be on my flight. Six bucks says he’s my seatmate.

Oh, the travel and entertainment expenses have multiplied sevenfold. Even counting the Christmas party, that’s not okay. We’d like some accountability about these trips.

Mmmmhmmmm.

Oh, dang. He just came back and he’s throwing Steven under the bus HARD. He swears on his grave he registered his concerns about the budget but Steven assured him it would be fine. It’s really all down to Randy to weigh in.

He’s wandered out of earshot, but if any of you know what happened when Megan was on mat leave, let me know.

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Happy reading! 🦋

Thanks so much! 🦋

Thank you! 😊

Merci! ☺️

Goddamn Gary.

There’s always a Gary.

Wait, all the discounts the sales team applied for the last four months were applied in January? Sloppy.

Apparently everyone at this company is slacking except the guy very loudly and indiscreetly discussing internal matters in public. I feel like I should have signed an NDA just sitting here.