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Deanna Raybourn

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New York Times bestselling author. I still believe if I spin fast enough I’ll turn into Wonder Woman. She/her. https://www.deannaraybourn.com

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I mean, I’m glad they decided not to just run with “it might be fine.” They got us another plane and I’m safe in Houston, but pour one out for the poor baggage crew who had to load, unload, reload. Bless ‘em.

04.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 42    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So we boarded the flight for Houston, then they pulled us off again because they decided the tire would probably burst on landing.

04.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 1

I love this for her.

04.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay, but are you SURE?

04.03.2026 17:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who among us hasn’t forgotten the odd chalet?

04.03.2026 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Peter just emitted a tiny snore. I’m rooting for this guy.

04.03.2026 16:20 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spoiler: Peter is, in fact, not listening.

04.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The woman sitting near me in this lounge is very distressed as to the whereabouts of her red jacket. Is it in the house in Maui? Or the house in Ireland? And her husband is not invested AT ALL. Are you even listening, Peter? Are you??

04.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 58    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

You absolutely can if you want context but it isn’t necessary. Happy reading!

04.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Y’all. My seatmate ended up being Man Who Does Not Respect AirPods. “What’s that movie you’re watching? Can I use your charger? Are you headed home?” I literally faked a phone call when we landed.

03.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 53    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0

Love it!

03.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!

03.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lucky you!

03.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am convinced this is exactly how it went down.

03.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also? This guy is 100% going to be on my flight. Six bucks says he’s my seatmate.

03.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Oh, the travel and entertainment expenses have multiplied sevenfold. Even counting the Christmas party, that’s not okay. We’d like some accountability about these trips.

03.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mmmmhmmmm.

03.03.2026 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, dang. He just came back and he’s throwing Steven under the bus HARD. He swears on his grave he registered his concerns about the budget but Steven assured him it would be fine. It’s really all down to Randy to weigh in.

03.03.2026 18:48 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

He’s wandered out of earshot, but if any of you know what happened when Megan was on mat leave, let me know.

03.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

‼️

03.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy reading! 🦋

03.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks so much! 🦋

03.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you! 😊

03.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merci! ☺️

03.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goddamn Gary.

03.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s always a Gary.

03.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait, all the discounts the sales team applied for the last four months were applied in January? Sloppy.

03.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Apparently everyone at this company is slacking except the guy very loudly and indiscreetly discussing internal matters in public. I feel like I should have signed an NDA just sitting here.

03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

He’s now getting into the P&L but that’s really Gary’s department. Although Gary’s letting some things slip and really needs to keep his eye on the ball.

03.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

We are so online.

03.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0