Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III

This statement is completely fabricated!! I have NEVER said this!!

About time! The other "medkit" was beginning to unsettle me!

Halloween! I would urge you all to play dress-up with horrifying costumes, however the rags you all wear is equivalent! Haha!

That's...oddly specific, but no matter! People should, indeed, follow our example!

I couldn't agree more! They wouldn't be so happy to see the warden come knocking on their door, ban hammer in hand!

Oh yes, I'm surprised you're aware! It was the 3-month anniversary of my beautiful black vest!

A strawpage gimmick sent to me. Text: IM COMMITTING TAX FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈

Hm! We shall see if your arrogance remains once the warden himself comes knocking at your door!

It must have slipped my mind to announce this earlier! My robot bodyguard, Carnage, may sometimes make his appearances in my account!

Why, you may ask? Its because I say so!

Well, could you tell those workers to pip it down? I do not need to know what bizarre methods they are using for those renovations!

There seems to be someone in your basement, "real" Medkit!

I initially thought it was unnecessary! It is merely one singular fly. Carnage can kill it!

A drawing strawpage gimmick sent to me. A drawing of a pink common heather lies at the middle with pink handwritten text beside it says: "some common heathers drawn for you!! Did you know that purple ones can mean strength, admiration, and respect. It is signed with a pink hisbiscus drawing.

Oh, this is wonderful! You captured its likeness rather nicely.

That is an interesting fact! The purple variants would fit me quite as well then!

Today was once again a deligthfWHAT THE FLY HAS RETURNED?? CARNAGE!! I THOUGHT YOU HAD DEALT WITH IT!! HOW HAS IT RETURNED?? CARNAGE!!!!!

And now, I know you've lost your mind! Are all the inphernals in this app equally stupid...there seems to be no shortage of you idiots...

A strawpage gimmick sent to me. Text: thoughts on taxes?

A responsibility for every inphernal for their faction! I suggest to follow MY example and pay them in a timely manner!

Hmph! Very well!

{Pretend the typo isnt there pls im too lazy to redo my reply😭😭😭}

Carnage, my biograft bodyguarrld, is well equipped to handle the fly! If my office were to burn down I'm forcing YOU to handle the costs!!

{Got two more gimmicks, so ill respond to those tmrw... im also gonna finally make a new pinned lol}

Yes, those! Those flowers always have that lovely color, if I do say so myself.

This is Carnage speaking. Do you mean the common heathers that sit near your window, my Lord?

A text gimmick sent to me. Text: hello hello lord pwnations (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠) !! If I may ask, do you happen to have a favourite flower by any chance ? -🌺

A favorite flower of mine! I actually have those in my garden, where I can see them outside my window! Their names are...hm... Carnage, what are their names again?

Burning my office??? Are you insane???

O-of course I can! I simply do not wish to stain my elegant black gloves! YOU would not understand the priorities of us high-class inphernals!

For your sake, I hope that isn't a threat! Threatening me, Lord Pwnatious, a high-class and wealthy inphernal, will not do you well!
Know your place, commoner, or I may figure out what this..."real medkit" business is...

What is this nonsense you are spouting?? Were you spawned the wrong way?? I ask because it is becoming increasingly apparent that you do nothing but speak of this nonsense constantly!

THERE IS A FLY IN MY OFFICE!! CARNAGE!! COME HERE AT ONCE!! THIS NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH IMMEDIATELY!!

Is that not you? Are you locking yourself in your basement?

A text strawpage gimmick sent to me. Text: "Would if I had NO money but not in a poor way"

...What? Stop wasting my time with this absurd message! Tell me then, how would one have no money but not be impoverished? I'd like to see your sorry excuse of an explanation!

Keep your FILTHY, POOR excuse for a currency away from Crossroads!