ChumpTim

Fo-fi beats to fo-fum to

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

I think the lesson here is that if you're a complete and total a****** who promotes hatred and violence towards others, someone might kill you.

The American people, by a 28-point margin, overwhelmingly oppose Netanyahu’s barbaric war against the Palestinian people.

When will their members of Congress listen?

Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 5

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

to disable the fucking AI chatbot in Firefox:

* go to about:config
* set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false

The King!

angry every day that of all countries the U.S. thinks it has the moral standing to say who should or should not have nuclear weapons. ask the 38,000 children who died at Hiroshima and Nagasaki if the U.S., of all nations on the earth, has any right to pose as a moral arbiter here

The king!

But you’re right!

Gordon Ramsey: This laboratory is absolutely filthy. When was the last time you cleaned out these flasks? And… fuck me is this eye of rat?
Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I—
Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king

I read that bio in Garth Marenghi’s voice

The king!

The king!

This one's called Crimsport the Unprepared. Just takes a single island manna. Creature-Gnome. Crimsport is not ready and so he may not be played at any time. Flavor text reads "Now where did I put those clothes?" -Crimsport The drawing is of a nude gnome looking for his clothes in his little tree home. 1/2

Skeleton Pizza. Two swamp manna. Sorcery. Your opponent gets hurt badly. Flavor text reads "Mama Mia" -Anonymous. The drawing is of a pizza's skeleton on a plate in an Italian restaurant

Stinky. Three uncolored and one forest manna. Creature-Beast. This guy's got trample. When Stinky enters the battlefield your opponent has to apologize to you. Flavor text reads "We hate Stinky" -The President. Drawing is sort of a weird brontosaurus snake kaiju h touch beset upon by helicopters. 4/4

Blessing of the Priest. Eight uncolored manna and one plains manna. Sorcery-Instant. Everybody -including you- loses. The cops are on their way. Flavor text reads "Remind me not to receive his blessing." -Bartolome The Agnostic. Drawing is of a catholic priest putting his hand towards the camera as nefarious white energy flies at you.

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?

Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics + TikTok clout loop, Kai Cenat's next chapter, the "safest white boy", Minecraft marriages, group chat trauma, a MAHA-friendly food app, Altman's kitchen fails, and Silicon Valley's existential crisis

In no way should a U.S. Citizen be detained, anywhere, because of their protected speech (and neither should a non-citizen, to be clear). To do so is to violate an oath to the Constitution and the rule of law.

www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike... ( @taylorlorenz.bsky.social )

People making “content” in public should be looked at the same way as people taking a shit in public.

Why does this cover of Cosmopolitan make it seem like Macaulay Culkin has a terminal illness

Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar. She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights.

Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards. Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'. @fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do

I’m always saying this of creatures

screenshot of an elon musk tweet of a poll that says "should i kill myself?" 78% of people voted yes