Zero out of Numbers

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

Saying Sorry (Part 3/4) Characters August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Fergus - Alligator - A grandpa who has been chewed up by the world but is doing his best. August's father. Transcript Panel 1 August's dad, Fergus, has stopped by to drop off a gift and apologize for something that happened in August's childhood. Fergus is not the best as expressing his feelings so he's doing his best to speak carefully and honestly. August has made some coffee. He hands a mug to his dad that says "MUG" while August holds one for himself that says "SON of MUG". August is secretly delighted at the opportunity to use these mugs. Fergus: I didn't mean to get emotional. I'm sorry. Panel 2 Fergus just flat out says what he came to say. Fergus: I remembered that time I burned your toys. You didn't deserve that. Panel 3 Fergus looks away for a moment. He wants to make sure he apologizes without making excuses for himself like his own father used to. Fergus: I should have been a better dad to you and your sisters. I'm sorry that I was so hurtful and angry. Panel 4 Fergus: Being someone's parent is hard. Being someone's kid shouldn't be.

Saying Sorry (Part 3/4)

"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a popular Internet meme about Luigi that started with a video uploaded by YouTube user KlydeStorm in 2009, in which Luigi wins against CPU opponents in Mario Party 2 without performing any inputs. It became so popular that Nintendo's own social media accounts and official videos referenced it. [A post from SuperMario_UK on Twitter] He does nothing. How does he always win? [A subtitle on Nintendo Monthly Rewind-April 2021 on YouTube] But will Luigi win by doing nothing? However, the first instance of Luigi winning while doing absolutely nothing actually comes from Nintendo themselves. In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Luigi wins a drama contest while playing grass, a role requiring him to lie down and be silent for the whole play. While it might at first appear that the other actors's performances were responsible for the victory, it turns out that everyone specifically liked Luigi doing absolutely nothing. [Screenshots of PM:TTYD] Hayzee was a producer, and he was looking for actors to go on stage with him. The script was great, but I got really hosed, Bro... My "role"... My "part"... ...Was grass! I played grass by the side of the road! Grass, Bro! Grass! I just sprawled out on the ground and had to be silent. Everyone but me had lines... In the end, our musical was the talk of the town, and we won the Drama Slam. But wow! Outside were tons of fans! MY fans! Fans of grass! They swarmed me! Source: x.com/SuperMario_UK/status/1183374507811246080, youtube.com/watch?v=u8DwWOEcBbg, screenshots taken by Supper Mario Broth

"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a meme started with a fan video in 2009, which got so popular Nintendo themselves referenced it repeatedly. However, the earliest instance of Luigi winning by doing nothing actually comes from a game and predates the meme by 5 years.

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You're damn right I wouldn't!

I love how AI slopmeisters refer to themselves by bullshit titles like “Hybrid Artist” like they’re the next stage of human evolution and not, you know, frauds.

Anyway, here’s a real painting.

[Halo3] #310 Floodgate (23)

Heartless!

Shart

If memory serves me, GameFan also gushed about Sewer Shark for Sega CD being a monumental video game achievement. Which it was not. This would explain things.

Nancy 2/9/26

Panel 01: Shen's hands are holding a notebook that says "GOOD DAY NOTE" on it in a writing style similar to how "DEATH NOTE" is written in Death Note. Panel 02: A grey skinned, yellow eyed, blonde haired angel/shinigami character with little wings and a toga is standing behind Shen. He says "That's right! Anyone whose name you write in that notebook will have a FANTASTIC day!" Panel 03: Shen turns his head slightly, now looking at you, the viewer. Panel 04: Shen is looking at you with a devious, evil smile, the book open and pen in hand. His eyes are red, like the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note, which allow you to see someone's name by looking at them.

Timeline cleanse

Rosebuds 12/9 - Caller ID
#Rosebudscomic

NEW COMIC: What's This?

Anyone else have a kid like this? 😅

Still very proud of these ✨

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

Exam day ✍️

A therapist once told me I have an “overdeveloped sense of justice” and lemme tell ya, not a great era to have maxed out that character stat

WIP 🥀 how i wish I could experience E33 all over again

Panel 1-2 Craig sips from a coffee mug while typing on his phone. Marla looks types on her computer absentmindedly. Text: --Hey marla! How's it going :) --Hey Craig, not bad. How are you? --I'm good, thanks. How are you Progressing on those bug fixes? --Yeah, they're going well. I'm on track to finish by the deadline on Friday --I just got out of a department meeting and it turns out there was an error in the shcedule. We need you to get it done by EOD Panel 3-4 Craig sits on a couch, eating chips. Marla, looking disgruntled, types on her computer Text: --Oh I didn't know about that. I was planning to have a few more days working on it. --We're handing it off tmrw at noon so if you can get it done early in the day that's fine too --Sorry but I have a Dr appointment tomorrow morning. I already told Chris I won't be here until 11 Panel 5-6 Craig smiles as he lies back in a bubble bath with a green facial mask smeared on his face and cucumber slices on his eyes. Marla rages, letting out a scream with smoke emanating from her head. Text: --Oh ok... We really need to get this in by tomorrow and you're the only backend dev we have available right now. I realize it's an imposition --I see. OK I'll stay late tonight and make sure to get hose bug fixes in --Awesome thanks marla :) -- Np :)

If I hear the Microsoft Teams notification sound one more time someone's gonna catch these hands.

Enjoy this one while you can, I'm going to make edits

Season 8 just hit 100 episodes, please say nice things

"the vast majority of you won't have to worry about this" I don't even fucking care if it turns out it's only three people that have to worry about this, it shouldn't be implemented, period. Keep cancelling your Nitro, they're clearly noticing

ミオ Mio! 🤍

#xenoblade3 #ゼノブレイド３

An eight panel comic! Sarah and Stef stand behind their four cats, holding a purple cat brush up. TEXT: How much fur do we get out of our cats? Sarah brushing a content Pesto. TEXT: PESTO: Quite a bit! Stef brushing a happy Toby. TEXT: TOBY: Quite a lot! Sarah brushing happy Pixel. TEXT: PIXEL: A fair amount! Stef looking confused, brushing a very very happy Wilson. TEXT: WILSON: ...Almost nothing?! Sarah and Stef look at the brush. TEXT: He sheds hardly anything!! Wilson slapping the brush in Stef's hand. TEXT: ...But he demands it. Stef horrified, Wilson intensifies, grabbing the brush. WILSON: MEOWWW TEXT: THE BRUSHING MUST CONTINUE!!! OUR SUPER ADVENTURE By Sarah Graley & Stef Purenins

An illustration of Mòrag Ladair and her Blade, Brighid, (both of which from Xenoblade Chronicles 2), kissing! Mòrag wears shorter black hair, a dark cap with red lining and a gold visor, a dark uniform with white, red and gold lining. Brighid in comparison is a character with violet and long hair with two buns that alight blue flames, a blue pattern at the top of her forehead, and arms that are made up of blue crystals. She wears a blue, somewhat revealing dress that has her core crystal at the front of her chest. At the back is a Tora enjoying the show, with his Artificial Blade Poppi ready to hit him with the bonk stick!

Mòrag x Brighid! 💙🔥

#XenobladeChronicles #XenobladeChronicles2 #fanart

2B 🤍 #ニーアオートマタ