Zoey

Zoey

@zoeysdown.bsky.social

Fluid (all/any pronouns) — Politics — Video Games — Plants & Nature — Music Teacher — Parent — Partnered — Neurodivergent (bipolar) — Disabled — Chronic Pain (Trigeminal Neuralgia, MVD 4-11)

1,318 Followers 727 Following 3,617 Posts Joined Jun 2023
3 hours ago

I think this little guy is still in my parents shed.

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4 hours ago

had forgotten about that house speech he gave

call us old fashioned but, a dude who stands on the floor of the texas state house and describes god as a genderfluid plural system and calls trans kids prefect, beautiful, and sacred low key goes hard

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2 days ago
Yarn bowl featuring Hubble's capture of the Rosette nebula with a small dog on leash walking toward the center, and leash leads back to the yarn feed. Yarn bowl featuring Hubble's capture of the Rosette nebula with a small dog on leash walking toward the center, and leash leads back to the yarn feed. (Left) Yarn bowl featuring Hubble's capture of the Rosette nebula with a small dog on leash walking toward the center, and leash leads back to the yarn feed. (Right) Yarn bowl featuring Hubble's capture of the Rosette nebula with a small dog on leash walking toward the center, and leash leads back to the yarn feed. (Detail of dog)

Goin on a walk in the Rosette Nebula 🦮

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8 hours ago
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WE’LL BE LESS ACTIVIST IF YOU BE LESS SHIT

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9 hours ago

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

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2 weeks ago
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LOGGING ON

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4 months ago

If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.

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10 hours ago

At the coffee shop, they let you give your creation a name.

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10 hours ago

The only time I don't feel like I'm going crazy is at therapy.

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10 hours ago
Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cm I can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

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10 hours ago

Ms Rachel is wonderful, but fuck this country. This sweet little boy is in an immigration detention center eating food that hurts his stomach. He wants to be at school so he can go to the spelling bee. I can’t say what this administration deserves for doing this, but I hope they all meet an end…

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1 day ago
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10 hours ago

If I like what you say and just don't say anything back: I like what you said but my rusted hamster wheel won't let me come up with words to say.

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16 hours ago
Four panel comic, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson.

Panel 1: Calvin standing alone, looking up at a starry night sky. Nothing but him and the sky in the image.
Panel 2: Same image but with Calvin screaming "I'M SIGNIFICANT!" at the sky.
Panel 3: Calvin looking up at the stars and sky again.
Panel 4: Calvin adding (whilst still looking upwards) "Screamed the dust speck."
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10 hours ago

The only time I don't feel like I'm going crazy is at therapy.

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10 hours ago

I guess they think it won't traumatize the kids to kidnap people around them and imprison them in concentration camps to the point where a children's entertainer has to help explain this stuff.

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11 hours ago

Ms Rachel has shifted from advocating for children killed by bombs that our taxes pay for, to advocating for children that our government is imprisoning without cause, which our taxes also pay for.
This isn’t what a kid’s entertainer should feel the need to do, but since we’re here, more ppl should.

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10 hours ago
Painting full of images of war and militarism, including a young boy with a machine gun, a swastika, and a monstrous saluting figure at right

I've been saying for quite a while that George Grosz is the historical artist who best captures the tenor of our current moment. He made this painting, "God of War," in 1940, several years after fleeing Nazi Germany for the US, where he became an influential teacher www.artic.edu/artworks/241...

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10 hours ago

At the coffee shop, they let you give your creation a name.

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18 hours ago

Going to bed with a nervous system like a person going to war.

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21 hours ago
KFC sign advertising “SADWICH”

it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents

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1 day ago

whatever you do, you have to stay alive

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1 day ago

I don't think I've ever listened to a celebrity podcast, and I never will.

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1 day ago

When I was a kid, I thought that ball point pens were called bald point pens.

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1 day ago

I seem to fit in pretty well with others who feel like they don't fit in either.

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1 day ago
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

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1 day ago

The people who started this mess are paid lots of money to run the country. Why do their supporters try to fix their problems for free on social media? With silly ideas nonetheless.

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1 day ago
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

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1 day ago

20% of world chili supply cut off with closure of Strait of Hormel

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4 days ago

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

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