We have a couple Honeywell ones I bought a few years back. If you don’t have a basement I would recommend getting one with a built in pump so you don’t have to always empty the tank.

You know what they say about cemeteries, everyone is dying to get in.

What the heck? Where’s Chester??!?

I need to go back.

Ew

Your mom?

Took me a bit to realize you were not talking about the band Bush.

That’s been me lately too. I’m
Going to blame it on St Louis.

TGI Fridays or Applebee’s?

My 6yr old likes to say “why do I have to do EVERYTHING around here!”

I should probably pack….

What else could it have been?

Maybe next week?

Me.

Scrolling twitter and Bluesky.

We learned by getting close, then making a lot of mistakes until we found it. Then it all somehow got stored in our brains. Also thing like “you know that small red brick store a few blocks from Brian’s house? It’s near there. But you turn left instead of right by the gas station.”

You should join the NRA with guns like those?

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It’s Cleveland! At least we’re not Dee-troit!!

They’re from the same hometown as Marilyn Manson and me. Everyone seemed to have a story about running in to either of them at the mall.

Baseball IS life.

Sounds like they’ll need more treats and belly rubs.

I’ll be right over.

It’s super easy to do when the end is only two days away. Try it for at least two years straight and then let’s talk.

You’re being kind to whomever does the dishes!

Can you trade him in for a new kid?

Weird. My lead has wallpaper. But it’s tacky 1980’s wallpaper.

There are always exceptions. And this is one of them.

We had one of the prototypes in Secret Headquarters! It’s was pretty cool to see it up close.

Good thing they didn’t end up at your neighbors house.

At least 7 or 8 gallons an hour?

My daughter once thought I was 20.