critics: pokopia is better than ACNH and is just like dragon quest builders but with pokemon"
me, putting on my clown nose: honkity schmonkity give me the buildy game
for me, bo burnham's greatest accomplishment is that he has hijacked "i don't want to do that" in my brain and every time i think that thought i start singing the line from inside and thinking about bo burnham.
Our long teeth healthcare journey is never over, I have a perio and ortho referral lol
Dental hygienist: what tv have you been watching?
My internal monologue: well I can't tell her about the weird sad girl card game anime because of the Weird Brother-Sister Shit so I GUESS ILL LIE
Me since I started eating the right amount of protein each day
And also lentils, lmao
The roommate says I should frame this, lmao
Today I found out almost 6 months ago when I drove my new car off the lot of the dealership I somehow ended up on a toll road and I have a shitty traffic camera photo of Bakubera/D6 in his Inaugural Drive Home as I was charged $18 for taking a road I didn't know had a toll, lmao.
Ishtar really saw the fake holy Grail war happening in America and Gilgamesh being summoned and said "cool, I hope this twink's ready to die because I'm ready to kill" lmao
New coworker thinks I'm cool enough to talk about his religion with me
And I absolutely am hell yeah brother you fast for ramadan
With the amount of people who don't wear a wristwatch anymore and just keep track of time on their phone, we've basically brought back pocket watches but made them also give you multiple mental illnesses
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
She eat the plastic even when I wish she wouldn't.
"Mommy can be gender neutral. Especially when she's ti-ti."
@garbage-dono.bsky.social spitting haute facts
Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd
If you cannot handle me at my .hack//G.U. Vol 1 you do not deserve me at my .hack//G.U. Vol 3
Omg I’m gonna melt… if you think that climate is dust isn’t happening when we have this happening in early March, you are fucking oblivious. Go outside. Stop being a mole man. It should not be this warm in Virginia in early March. Shit’s fucked.
I guess it could!
Me: the meatus is a dance
Roommate: no, the meatus is the head of the penis
Curse'd creature Snorfing in my Ear Yet Again.
slay the spire 2 release day, big day for people who like picking cards and clicking buttons and doing math (me)
God if I have half of my mom's brain how did that woman live this way unmedicated
wow even in fantasy god shits in my dinner
idk how the real estate market is there but brb moving in
How does he deal with the smell
Helba in basically every .hack cutscene 
Mom: stop being mean to mango he’s not stupid
Mango :
YEAH I AM ENTIRELY ON THAT LEVEL
The Elric brothers have god awful taste in music and they would make it everyone else's problem.
Wow nothing says emotional regulation quite like being under a physical load (smirk)
Wakaba is such a real one 💕
