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Your New 500K AI Coworkers Just Arrived (and You Can't Stop Them) Also - a highly elite AI prompt that measures the water demand of your AI usage.

🤯 Deloitte just rolled out 470K Claude AI assistants. That’s one of the largest enterprise AI deployments ever 🌎. This move signals that AI is now standard office infrastructure, just like personal computers and the internet became decades ago. #AI #Claude

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Good god. Gold is up around 40% this year. That's kind of scary!

America's Cyber Defenders Just Got Benched Also - an urgent warning about 50,000 Cisco firewalls under active zero-day attack.

🇺🇸 America's cyber defenses just got benched! 🏈 The government shutdown has furloughed 65% of CISA personnel. 📉 While state-sponsored hackers & ransomware gangs work 24/7, our defensive team is down to a skeleton crew. 💀 Bad timing. 🤦‍♀️ #CyberSecurity #CISA

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⚠️ Important distinction: Altman says tasks, not whole jobs. Your role won't vanish overnight, but the routine stuff will get handed to algorithms. Think research, drafting, and analysis. The shift is coming fast. 💨 #AI #Jobs #Working

The AGI Countdown: Your Job Won't Be Human In 2030. Also - an elite AI prompt to help brainstorm fun post-AGI business ideas.

The 2030 Job Countdown is officially on. 😬 OpenAI CEO Sam Altman just dropped a bomb: he predicts AI could automate 40% of your current work tasks in the next few years. That's nearly half your workday! 🤯 Things are moving kinda fast. #AI #FutureOfWork #Jobs

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100K+ SIM cards seized. That's enough burner phones for a spy convention! I wonder how many trolls on Reddit they had, lol. They could NEVER blackout Manhattan, though. I think they would still have pigeon couriers. 🐦😂 #Telecom #Cybersecurity

Crisis Averted: The Nation-State Plot To Black Out NYC’s Cell Service! Also - the time a group of teenage hackers owned 130 high-profile Twitter accounts.

🚨 Crisis averted! Secret Service ghosted a sneaky nation-state plot to zap NYC's cell service this week. Imagine no Uber, no 911, no cell service. Who needs spies when you've got signal jammers? 📵😎 #NYC #Cybersecurity #Hackers #Hack #NewYork

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Didn't Trump also say there's a big announcement coming today? 👀

16/302 AI-designed viruses worked. That's a 5% success rate for something that's never existed before! We've gone from AI learning from data to AI actively creating new biological entities. This could totally change how we fight diseases. But, one can't help but think this could go terribly wrong.

When AI Plays God - Scientists Create The First AI-Designed Viruses That Hunt And Kill Bacteria Plus - an elite AI prompt to summon your own personal motivational coach.

📷 Scientists used machine learning to design viruses from scratch that actually work and KILL bacteria.

16 out of 302 AI-generated virus designs successfully replicated in the lab. We're now in an era where AI can literally WRITE the code of life. #AI

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Just wanted to say THANK YOU for all the support on here. It really means a lot! (Sometimes I feel like nobody hears me on here. But at least you do.) Thanks again, you made my day.

Sortof. I like being able to increase font size with epub format. I think I prefer audiobooks above all others.

Hey there. Thank you for the response, even if you're no fan of my work. In any case, I think human governments are so corrupt, that I welcome an AI bot. At least open-source AI bots can be audited - easier than humans, at least. Thanks for your response in any case, and I wish you the best.

I Trusted TransUnion. But Now I've Become One of Its 4.4 Million Victims. Also - Microsoft and Cloudflare team up to smash scammers.

I trusted TransUnion to protect my data after a breach. Then TransUnion got breached. And yes, I was one of the 4.4 million victims. The irony writes itself. All the details are in the latest issue of Pithy Security. Plus many hidden gems. #cybersecurity

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The cost of all of things will go up even further now that interest rates just went down.

Albania Appoints AI Government Minister. Bend The Knee, Human! 🤖🏛️🤯 Also - an elite AI prompt for ethically hijacking social media posts. :x

🚨 HISTORIC MOMENT: Albania just appointed the world's first AI government minister! 🤖🏛️ While we're debating AI safety, they went ahead and put one in charge of fighting corruption. 🇦🇱✨ (Bold move, Albania. I bet the AI will do a better job than humans.) #AI

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You rock, Mira.

Glad to hear you are doing well.

Hope you enjoy the apples.

:)

Solar Panels Caught Hiding Secret Spy Radios! 📡 Plus - the little-known history of the Ashley Madison hack.

Well this is scary. 😬

Federal highway officials just warned that solar panels powering traffic lights & cameras have secret radios that could be used for spying or remote tampering.

Those panels you drive past daily? They might be watching you back.

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Google Declares The Open Web In Collapse. Expands AI Search Moments Later. 🔍😏⚡ Also - an elite AI prompt to crush HARO responses + get media exposure. ;)

🚨 WILD: Google's lawyers just told a federal court that the open web is rapidly declining and their search monopoly doesn't matter because the web is crumbling. 48 hours later? Google announces big expansion of AI search features to 5 new languages. ⚡ #AI

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This is so cool.

But, don't stop there.

I think you are quite capable of the #1 position, Karo.

Wishing you the best.

:)

The middle class no longer exists, really.

I'm afraid the US empire is in collapse, sir.

Basic living standards will decline.

Inflation will increase.

Everyone will lie about it.

Am I on the right track?

;)

🤫📰 Two weeks into Nevada's statewide ransomware shutdown and it's getting ZERO national coverage. Governor still won't say if they paid the ransom. Entire state government paralyzed, millions of residents affected, and... crickets from major media. Where's the outrage? #Cybersecurity

Ransomware Gang Shuts Down Nevada's Government For Going On 12 Days. 🚨⚠️💻 Also - The epic story of John McAfee, and his warning from beyond the grave.

🏛️💥 Nevada state offices STILL interrupted after 12 days from "network security incident." Government websites disrupted - no timeline for restoration. Whatever hit them hit HARD. State won't say ransomware, but... 👀 #Cybersecurity #Ransomware #Nevada

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Wild to think: Just 6 months ago Anthropic was making $1.4B annually. Today? $5B run rate. That's a 3.5x revenue explosion in half a year while tripling valuation from $61B to $183B. The AI boom isn't just hype. These are real-world use cases and dollars flowing at warp speed. 🚀

Anthropic Just Raised $13B And Became The Fourth Most Valuable Startup! 💰📈🚀 Also - an elite AI prompt for crafting cold emails that get replies.

BREAKING: Anthropic just closed a $13B Series F at a staggering $183B valuation. This makes it the 4th most valuable startup. Revenue exploded from $1B to $5B in 8 months. The AI party isn't slowing down. It's accelerating into hyperdrive! #AI #Claude

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People say AI is for cowards.

But I’ve seen it summon goblins.

Angry ones. With clipboards.

It questions your logic. Laughs at your typos.

Bluff? It becomes a dragon. Breathing fire made of footnotes.

Act vague? A corgi appears. Judging you. Silently.

#AI #Goblins #Conjuration

To be clear, this tech isn't ready for your doctor's office yet. But boosting cellular reprogramming like this is a huge step forward for reversing cell aging... And that's the core of how we might one day reverse human aging. This is how it starts. #Longevity