Johnny Gray Skies

Anders Dreyer for San Diego: "we knew they would come with high pressure and we trained the whole week how to break it and I think we did it, like, close to perfect. We could've scored more goals"

Phil Neville for Portland: "MENTALITY. PASSSSHHHHHUN. DESIRE. HURRRRR DURRRR"

And now I'm on the right train, I think

Good news: I got off at oceanside
Bad news: I'm hungry
Good news: there is a dominos
Bad news: the doors are locked and there appears to be a guy slumped inside the pizzeria who is asleep next to some tech dude bros
Good news: there's a place with tacos and beer
bad news: last call was 9:30

Me "oh don't forget to duolingo. Gotta keep that streak active."

I just want him to tell me that, "I don't rightly know what in tarnation miss kitty is up to this evening but indeed them Dalton boys are up to no good"

The guy doing the calls on this train is like a character from the old west, or a VHS game set in the old west. He is clearly trying to get hired as a train conductor for a movie in Hollywood and is just working out the kinks on his accent. It's really fantastic.

Still on the wrong train
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BUT WHAT A TRAIN

Yeah, those people exist and I'd like them to fuck off into the sun.

He just wants the points Miami will get when they play the timbers.

Good news everyone.... IM ON A TRAIN

Bad news everyone.... I'M ON THE WRONG TRAIN

Good News Everyone.... I'm going the right direction

Yeah, worth noting that Phil Neville is supposedly one of the highest paid coaches in the league.

You do have to love being away fan when you do literally 6 songs in 15 minutes and PTFC 23 times.

Two disembodied hands wearing white cotton gloves against a white backdrop

I always put these on to make a post

Severely tired of all the bloggers making excuses because they want to be positive. This is a bad team who backed into the playoffs. It is what it is.

That’s:

1) Pure gaslighting; and

2) An almost impressively shameless attempt to say “don’t blame me; blame the players.”

Phil Neville is a bad coach with a bad record. He was a bad hire. And it’s played out pretty much bang-on at the 50th percentile of expected outcomes. #RCTID

"They beat us because they wanted it more" is not a thing that any coach who gets paid money should ever say. #RCTID

Aggressive style is hilarious. Hilarious. Their style was bereft of anything. It was nothingness encapsulated. They managed to exist while doing nothing much of anything.

I can't describe the joy I've seen watching my kids learn chants and traditions. I can't describe the joy ive seen with my friends celebrating in the stands. I miss my friends who don't go and I know the reasons why. But the reality is this is a bad team put together by a bad coach with bad owners

And yet... AND YET..... I'd do it again and again and again.

I love this city and this team and the sooner that Merritt Paulson fucks off into the ocean, or the ether the sooner we can heal and get back to being what we are, which is a force that is dedicated to our team regardless of result

I pretty much knew this was the result before I left for the game. The timbers have been god awful most of the year. They aren't a pressing team, they aren't a counterattack team. They can't out talent you and they don't have answers to anything.

Neville is a bad coach and their DPS are meh.

Por que no los dos

Gooooood night timbers fans. May you dream of Paulson giving Neville a three year extension and firing him in July

,"have you ever seen the timbers make a paaaaaaass"

Good news for me making the train
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I don't often choose to piss, but when I do.... Make it a Sloan.

Huge news. It made it to the urinal. It was a Sloan with a Brady plus Dempsey.... Er urinal matt.

the timbers are neither good in counter attack nor good in transition.

They are, however, very good at completing no more than three passes.

Hello PTFC first half

I'm not making it back for the start of the second

Could be a good omen