vinyltron 👾

Let’s be honest, coffee makes every morning bearable ❤️

Barely fitting in that jock bud 🥵🥵

Just gorgeous 🥵

Such a cutie 😘

I’ve dabbled in cities skylines but I’m not very good at it. I miss playing simcity 2000 (when I had no idea what I was doing and was too young to care 😂)

y’all’s power outlets always weird me out.

Looking good Mr.!

Just blocked someone because they had multiple posts thirsting after ICE agents etc. that they tried to justify by saying “if only they weren’t a nazi”.

I’m sorry but if you can’t keep it in your pants for terrible people when there are so many gorgeous decent folks out there, we’re not compatible.

Okay this is super cute though

Off to work on a Saturday, but it’s not all bad! Here, have my fuzzy chest and beard.

I had odd dreams all night and woke feeling totally unrested. Not fun!

Drop dead gorgeous! 😍

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Really liked the lighting on my face this afternoon ☺️

What the hell is a granola bar? A muesli bar?

hot to see a totally naked pic of you - there’s usually some item of clothing blocking the view!

Wooooof!!

I find it very hard to believe you were once a twink 😜

I totally get this, it’s a different type of horny!

Ruin a book with a car

Tesla and Peace

Ugh. The worst!

Honestly my favourite part of homeownership is not having to deal with inspections. Well, that and being able to put shelves and picture hooks wherever the hell I want

That’s wonderful news ❤️ hugs to you both!

Looks perfectly throat-sized 😉

How is it only 11:30am on workday 1 of 3? Send help.

“but bear who follows bear so must be adult content account durrr 🧟‍♂️”

Looking sexy! Woof 😛