david lunch

david lunch

@nicemustard.bsky.social

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6,829 Followers 442 Following 867 Posts Joined May 2023
21 hours ago

hi katie, this fucking sucks

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1 day ago
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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2 days ago

Can this be a solution?

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5 days ago

what if jaws was about an annoying fish and everyone just kept swimming around the fish and drowning

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6 days ago

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

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1 month ago

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

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6 days ago

he loved his little guys that he made

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6 days ago

*fire bombing tehran* this is actually because of jimmy carter, who's a MODEL, by the way

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6 days ago

i think it's cool that he looks like, a guy that is probably gonna do some stuff. that's tv shows, they'll be fine

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6 days ago

watching The Thing (1982) and it's crazy how wilford brimley was 26 years old when they made it

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1 week ago

i love what y'all do but please stop platforming the grifters. carlson, MTG, candace owens, all bad faith actors looking for a new spin to save their own skin. let's amplify positive voices who actually care. there are more of them now than ever, and your support helps them

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1 week ago

this record is so good i can't even put words to it

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1 week ago

ok cool

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1 week ago
Title credits for "invasion of the body snatchers" reading "donald sutherland in" with fucking cool outer space stuff

the three words every girls wants to hear

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1 week ago

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

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1 week ago

look i know it's the end of the world and shit but this is funny

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1 week ago

"salò, or the 120 days of sodom": 1/5 you know it smell crazy in there

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2 weeks ago
Dvd of invasion of the body snatchers that is totally badass and i spent too much money on it

my favorite video store re-opened today so i went shopping to escape the horrors. pick of the litter, imprint 4k of body snatchers. holographic slip is gorgeous, can't wait to see how good the movie looks

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2 weeks ago

resign you fucking complicit coward

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2 weeks ago

i don't make jokes about personal watercrafts. it's culturally insensitive

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2 weeks ago

sometimes i wonder how it feels, every single joke just zipping over your head, like a tidal breeze. comforting, perhaps

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2 weeks ago

love to wake up to world war 3

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2 weeks ago
tweet by @nice_mustard

being an adult is realizing that everybody has been a dumbass your whole life and they still are, also you are a dumbass, as well

thank you Ray, got it

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2 weeks ago

aw you guys, i hate how true it is still lol

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2 weeks ago

just need one of them to do a little bit better of a job, unclear whether they need to be more weird or less weird for that

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2 weeks ago

i mean this one does do that pretty well, that's why half the movie is so boring. wait maybe it is a good adaptation lol

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2 weeks ago

foh with newsom. abolish ICE. no compromise with fascism. he's less than worthless, stop giving him any air

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3 weeks ago

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

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2 weeks ago

i love del toro, last one of his i really liked was nightmare alley. pan's labyrinth is one of my favorite movies. but sometimes i just don't get what he's going for

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