david lunch

this record is so good i can't even put words to it

ok cool

Title credits for "invasion of the body snatchers" reading "donald sutherland in" with fucking cool outer space stuff

the three words every girls wants to hear

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

look i know it's the end of the world and shit but this is funny

"salò, or the 120 days of sodom": 1/5 you know it smell crazy in there

Dvd of invasion of the body snatchers that is totally badass and i spent too much money on it

my favorite video store re-opened today so i went shopping to escape the horrors. pick of the litter, imprint 4k of body snatchers. holographic slip is gorgeous, can't wait to see how good the movie looks

resign you fucking complicit coward

i don't make jokes about personal watercrafts. it's culturally insensitive

sometimes i wonder how it feels, every single joke just zipping over your head, like a tidal breeze. comforting, perhaps

love to wake up to world war 3

tweet by @nice_mustard being an adult is realizing that everybody has been a dumbass your whole life and they still are, also you are a dumbass, as well

thank you Ray, got it

aw you guys, i hate how true it is still lol

just need one of them to do a little bit better of a job, unclear whether they need to be more weird or less weird for that

i mean this one does do that pretty well, that's why half the movie is so boring. wait maybe it is a good adaptation lol

foh with newsom. abolish ICE. no compromise with fascism. he's less than worthless, stop giving him any air

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

i love del toro, last one of his i really liked was nightmare alley. pan's labyrinth is one of my favorite movies. but sometimes i just don't get what he's going for

1. pretty sure dobler is kidding 2. i was commenting about this one adaptation of the book and not every other one 3. irony setting on this website need like, a meter or something 4. my main point is i hoped it wouldn't suck but it sucks

the del toro frankenstein... idk man i do not understand it at all. i avoided it because i knew i'd feel this way. if you want to tell a totally different story just do that and call it something else, people have been doing that for like 200 years now

online is such a magical place

Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.

the guy behind him is like "whoa whoa whoa, let's take this down a peg. been a rough day"

i've seen "the master" at least half a dozen times but i somehow always forget that the last line of dialogue is "stick it back in it fell out". PTA is the greatest ever

back on my bullshit (watching PTA movies all day) watched "one battle" again, just started "inherent vice". trying to do the ones i've seen less, so next is "licorice pizza" or "phantom thread". probably close with "the master"

i... spent like $500 on mine a couple months ago. but it does All of the things. it still hurt really really bad

this is the toughest thing to happen so far this year so it's a lot to process

andy how could you do this to me, when i am trying to mourn for wambsganss

fuck. how have they been here this whole time, and been called that

wambsganss thank you ma'am, did i make the deadline on that one