david lunch

yes that's correct

oh god that would have actually been the only justifiable reason to see it lol

i think it's best if we just don't talk about dreamcatcher like ever at all

maybe i am only just now grappling with how true that is

still mad today about the stupid evil clown show. harry potter ass bullshit. "the government wants to use evil clown as a weapon against the commies" who the fuck got paid to write this. you're going in an oubliette

my confidence in it dropped off a whole lot after this episode. and the "fan service" stuff from the shining is so out of place, fuck. it's just a mess

this seems right. so disjointed, but the stuff that works works really well which is just infuriating for what it could have been

ok the IT show is really fucking with me. it has stuff in it that is more like the book and how it felt reading it than most adaptations of anything King wrote, but also it is fucking silly and stupid and sucks ass. how did they do this, i am baffled

Black lab named Pancake in a witch hat with green braids, her face looks like wilford brimley

pancake dressed up too

Man in a skull mask and a gremlins t shirt with a bunch of fake spider webs

happy halloween motherfuckers

it's giraffes all the way down

he forgot what they do, or like, what. is it an IQ test

lol "dave"

did a cosmic horror marathon today, "from beyond", "altered states", and "demon seed". maybe stretching the definition of the genre but to me they all fit, lovecrafty as fuck. "demon seed" especially is fucking bonkers, never seen it before. rosemary's baby birthed by HAL 9000

the data centers will continue until morale improves

you forgot:

Blip Tunzote
Steve Poop
Glyph Reptilicus
Gordon Cunt
Aphid Robertson III
Almonds O'Grady
Bertha Tits

i saw tonight a few posts tonight, like 3 in a couple minutes, about generative "AI" and if this shit isn't banned like right now, we're the stupidest robot apocalypse possible. benny hill ass terminator. cartoon bullshit matrix. blade runner except jared leto is there

WONKO THE SANE: i can decipher the bones, but you've shown the bones to simpletons and idiots! at what cost, great satirist brendel

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

watching "drag me to hell" for like the 4th or 5th time and it rocks so hard. so gross and so funny. so many fluids, really stretches the PG-13 rating. i want raimi back doing shit like this so much

i understood this reference

feels really good to see how true that is, irl, out in the world. way more of us.

we had frogs at our protest but they weren't the inflatable kind and i feel kinda ripped off tbh. looking at an inflatable bear right now and resenting the fuck out of his decisions

the literacy crisis in this country can be explained quite simply, A hole and B hole mean the same thing and there is no way to make sense of that

RFK JR.: [sounds like a reanimated corpse without a throat] i tried to milk a teenage boy's gonads, dry as a bone. no essence, no fluids. he wasn't autistic even, just a normal white kid. this is because of our addiction to cheerios,

ah ok. might i recommend Trouble Every Day

jesus christ chris lol

i want to destroy this talentless mannequin with napalm jesus fucking christ

that movie rips. saw it in the theater not knowing it was a horror movie, i think i thought it was standard sci-fi fantasy, and it fucked me UP

it is my duty to inform you that One Battle After Another is a goddamn masterpiece and i would have watched it a second time as soon as it ended