The worst part of raising a teenager is dealing with the moms of other teenagers. And I know there’s discourse on girl moms vs boy moms and I’m sorry to be contrary yall but girl moms are so much worse. Every single time
I hope them ghosts call in backups to spread the horror around a bit
Also, I hope his brothers Victorian children ghosts start pulling extra shifts so they can can spread the existential horrors to the rest of the team as well
Yeah that’s why they were trotting his momma out on CBS this morning doing damage control with this whole spin of “Americas Greatest Hockey Mom” like having a mom means the Hughes boys aren’t sexist little shits.
You’re right. It’s gone too far let’s roll out the guillotines and abolish the wealthy. Wait was that *not* what you meant?
And the lugers don’t mess with the skeleton sledders. You ask and they just get this 1000 yard stare
Here is the whistle: makerworld.com/en/models/11...
Seriously, if you have boosts burning a hole in your account (they're always yelling at me that they're about to expire LOL) go and reward this VERY COOL DUDE!
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
That’s such a unique idea. I would have never thought of that.
Just waiting for someone to explain that risking your lives is for plebes and the electeds are too important
I’m putting my marker down now: Shapiro out of PA is running in ‘28. He’s gonna run the Kennedy-Clinton-Obama playbook with a side of “if Kamala would have named me as VP we would have won”
Berries are big in this house. Teenagers can put away so much food.
It’s the Chris Murphy way — gotta spend years polishing a turd in every possible way promising the gold is just right there. Then send 1000 texts out asking for $5 donations to finally get around to just admitting it’s a turd and flushing it.
My 16 yo said the math checks out
"This isn't who we are!" - false, ignores history, keeps harmful systems in place
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
Ilya was correct. The New Yorker IS boring.🙃
The cat- human selection process has happened. You are now owned by a cat.
Sounds like me explaining to a younger family member yes you need to read all of your lease and the fact your new landlord doesn’t want you to is bad. And it was so much worse than bad. We’re losing our self preservation instincts I swear.
It’s kind of embarrassing that these fools glazing billionaires for nothing but the hope they might one day get noticed by their crush. I mean times are tight I’d at least get acting so dumb if you’re getting paid. But for free? In this economy?
They’re good boys there mamas should be proud
They’d be generous to do it for so little
Just gonna drop this here. Amazon is forcing a new AI feature on authors whose books are available on Kindle. This is a petition to give us the choice to opt out, because currently, we cannot.
c.org/SrJxqbKp4F
Oldest does this on campus when the Turning Points mouth breathers start their bs. A Whole New World apparently pisses them off
Perfectly said. I’m not in denial of AI I’m in open rebellion
Yeah there’s a *theme* there
It should be noted these are not family or couple gifts. These are gifts for me personally. And she is hurt if they aren’t displayed. So there’s a closet designated the WTF grandma closet that we use to empty and stage for her visits
6.)girl baby shower: a caricature of her shoving away a crying baby 7.) boy baby shower: a caricature of her rocking the baby 8.) an oil painting of her house 9.) a yearly cookie subscription see: diabetic 10.) a crate of citrus of the month club. Note again: diabetic.
3.) a tower of confectionery from Sam’s club that was stale. Note: diabetic 4.) one year for my birthday I got wood clamps. I am not a woodworker. 4.) supplies to bring home a kitten. I had 3 big dogs at the time. 5.) my bridal shower: a caricature portrait of her running off with my husband
I realize this sounds ungrateful. I love my MIL but her gifts are perplexing. Here’s a rundown of the greatest hits. 1.) a bowl of pink rocks. Explanation: it’s to decorate your office. 2.) a tiny cookie pan and mix to make 1 cookie. I am diabetic and have 2 kids
