sarah forever ✨

life of a showgirl? never heard of it, i'm a tswift truther - i know they replaced her with a deep state clone after midnights

u know what they say, once a goon always a goon 🫡🇺🇸

I never used Tumblr but I definitely feel you, I've been thinking about livejournal a lot lately lol

"I love how proton forward this is" - tasting notes for wine or batteries

ngl I went back to forums posting and it rocks, I'm def not sticking around

A battery acid pack for filling a motorcycle battery

need her back so bad 😖

lots of women appreciate the aesthetics of the robotgirl life but how many know the taste of battery acid (it's good btw)

char aznable in the 2B outfit

this but having my feet fucked

del(ete)/ (your) acc(ount)

this is so lowtax-coded it's crazy lmao

its honestly so funny that it's 2025 and every single social media site has failed to learn the one lesson something awful got right an entire lifetime ago: posters are swine, ban whoever

you just have to keep moving forward forever or you'll die, like a shark

welllllllll.....

bsky.app/profile/beet...

lol she came back to tell me something else and "thank you sir"'d me lmao I'm rlly gonna do it this time 💀

(I'm not really)

have reached the regulars pulling me aside and telling me they can tell something's wrong and that they love me and they're glad I'm here and I'm a source of strength for them phase of melting down at work

OBJ GREEN ZONE HAS JUST FALLEN TO A CROWD OF STAFFER AGED MALES SOMEONE GET ME QRF TO BLOCK MSR KALORAMA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

welcome home 2 am fight or flight response I didn't miss you

you just have to keep moving forward forever or you'll die, like a shark

in our crashout era? Maybe

it would be a shame

or to have had a single night this weekend that didn't randomly and surprisingly turn into a big emotional event 😮‍💨

I wld do absolutely positively anything for a cigarette rn :(

"I'll fix my sleep schedule" I said

I'm so good at Open Gundam Cards

woman who just wanted to relax and clean her bathroom 😩😮‍💨😔

Daily #1762 - doodle

ok but it's like not though is the thing

Mike from red letter media excitedly saying "endless trash!" with the covers of a bunch of recent garbage movies (Baywatch? Wonder woman, the eternals, smurfs, etc) around him and the words "endless trash" in block text

absolutely irredeemable, utter slop

A painting by Laura Freas of a woman astronaut standing next to a tall, bipedal, lizard-like alien who is holding up a glowing sphere, and seems to smile down at the human, who reaches out as though to take the sphere, with a smile. Text reads "always accept orbs from lizards"

oh no oh fuck they're gonna get me with the cute dinosaur sidekick this time and im gonna have to delete this thread 😩