Good afternoon, pricks! I'm Jerry Sizzler, and this is my sister, Jerrrrrry Sizzler! We are of course two armed and dangerous sisters, and not two clearly insane people. Now hands up! Also, publisher of @alamedapost.com and full-time cat enabler.

I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops

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