davidorlo

I worked for "60 Minutes" at one point and the best thing I ever did there was use my access to watch unedited interviews.

That's how I found out that Mike Wallace was so lascivious toward Tina Turner that she had them turn off the cameras. When the footage resumes, Wallace is apologizing.

Now I want a T-shirt of a koala shooting up

Maybe a whole set of cute animal junkies, actually

(David Attenborough voice) now that the little koala has found enough eucalyptus to stave off withdrawal, he is free to focus on his other favorite pastime: having chlamydia

New York Post headline: Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor - possibly igniting largest exododus in history: poll

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

(seeing all these baby boy bangers i missed as i scroll through trying to find this thread about Judaism as covenantal contract vs Christianity that i paraphrased for a Christian friend the other day and want to re-read / share what you actually wrote)

of COURSE you saw this and remember it. i've been wanting to see it again since she died -- loved it in the late 80s/early 90s, i wonder if it holds up without the copious preparatory bong hits in which i no longer indulge.

reposting this because i had to uncover it to see it, which offends me, more than for quality (i mean, yes, it's quality, but it's more the protest)

Jewish hell is is other people.

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

LL Cool Beans

Asimov’s 3 Laws of Muppets:

1: A Muppet may injure a human

2: A Muppet must not obey orders given by a human

3: A Muppet must protect the existence of The Muppet Show Theatre as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws

Captain James T. Kirk in The Scream by Edvard Munch.

star trek and famous art: a thread

Under -appreciated skeet!

Likewise, speak to some actual people who didn’t vote for him. Some of us also have bad taste, are poorly educated, live on near a coast and have lost hope.

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

I’ve never noticed the resemblance between the Captain and the Quaker, and I want to know *that* lore.

Now I’m thinking about an Entwife as the titular bitch, the horny Ents, and if Big Naturals Gandalf, why not Masturbating Fangorn?

The Return of the King, Appendix Eleventy-Six,

On Wizards, and on Audacity, Particularly That Of That Bitch

“The bitch’s audacity is older than Time”

is sung in episode twelve of that series on Prime

Probably some song that Bombadil or a Hobbit would sing

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Somehow I’ve still never seen this, time to rectify that.

Didn’t see it, but I may add it to the queue.

They think they’ll just fly to their other properties in Switzerland or wherever instead of holing up to fight off the mobs.

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

if you understand this, ask your doctor about Logging Off

Circa 1991.

1st restaurant job, someone broke some dishes or glasses and it wasn’t just the traditional applause for that, my friend Tim Delaney was bartending, was nowhere near the crash, called out in a cheery voice, I’ll take the blame!”

Both the idea and the cheerfulness blew my young mind.