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Antifa stands for anti-fascism.
Headline from Science News Today on May 19, 2025: Study Finds Long Covid Disrupts Brain Adaptability and Emotional Health.
Is it just me or do other Long Covid suffers read headlines like this one and think:
βNo shit Sherlock! Welcome to the party. Weβve been telling you this for yearsssss.β
Followed immediately by gratitude for scientists investigating Long Covid to someday lead to treatments.
*Me, sharing my personal experience as an Autistic person.*
Random internet stranger: βBut youβre high functioning, you donβt know REAL Autism!β
Me: βBut youβre not even Autistic at all! Which means you know even less what itβs like to be Autistic.β π
Lmfaooo burning was just a euphemism.. for covering the CD in avocado toast, obviously
22.11.2025 20:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
21.11.2025 21:10 β π 15418 π 2179 π¬ 144 π 99Geordi no/yes meme but heβs saying the same words about a disgusting article being shared
The two types of Bluesky users
22.11.2025 13:53 β π 1253 π 111 π¬ 20 π 10Excerpt from Anne Frank's Diary of a Young Girl (the Definitive Edition): "So the radio is switched on every morning at eight (if not earlier) and is listened to every hour until nine, ten or even eleven at night. This is the best evidence yet that the adults have infinite patience, but also that their brains have turned to mush (some of them, I mean, since I wouldnβt want to insult anyone). One broadcast, two at the most, should be enough to last the entire day. But no, those old nincompoops... never mind, Iβve already said it all! βMusic While You Work,β the Dutch broadcast from England, Frank Phillips or Queen Wilhelmina, they each get a turn and find a willing listener. If the adults arenβt eating or sleeping, theyβre clustered around the radio talking about eating, sleeping and politics. Whew! Itβs getting to be a bore, and itβs all I can do to keep from turning into a dreary old crone myself! Though with all the old folks around me, that might not be such a bad idea!β
Anne Frank on pickling your brain in the 24-hour news cycle:
22.11.2025 15:22 β π 38 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0venn diagram of circles "incel", "excel", "me eating a fig" first two overlap "sheets are never clean" last two overlap "makes a mess on my desktop" first and last overlap "the dying gasp of wasps" all overlap "incorrectly assuming something is a date"
time again for my favorite venn diagram
15.11.2025 02:47 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0We hereby retire the βrecord scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got hereβ meme.
Itβs over. It will never be topped by this image.
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: Iβd like to see Mamdani strip
every week just gets weirder tbh
21.11.2025 23:09 β π 3788 π 390 π¬ 69 π 24guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
21.11.2025 23:30 β π 7253 π 665 π¬ 88 π 34Just a reminder, βEpsteinβ is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called βEpsteinβs monster.β
Ugh I hate how normalized zionism has become. due to the constant propaganda it's conflated constantly with Judaism
22.11.2025 04:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Release the Epstein files
22.11.2025 04:23 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
21.11.2025 21:26 β π 32630 π 4865 π¬ 294 π 142Would've been more appropriate if she had chosen January 6
22.11.2025 03:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LMAO
21.11.2025 22:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the weirdest timeline
21.11.2025 21:50 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Hereβs an βinfluencer from Texasβ
Well this is interesting as fuck
21.11.2025 09:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βToday in Labor History November 20, 1969: Indigenous activists seized control of Alcatraz Island β¦ and occupied it until the U.S. Government ousted them 19 months later β¦. They took the island because, according to the Treaty of Fort Laramie β¦ out-of-use federal land was to be returnedβ
21.11.2025 04:25 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations! Hopefully your sister picked the baby back up
21.11.2025 09:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯π§
21.11.2025 03:57 β π 14089 π 4114 π¬ 176 π 129what if we were the only masked people in a grocery store and we were both gay??
21.11.2025 03:15 β π 184 π 53 π¬ 11 π 0Don't forget!
21.11.2025 08:40 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0-feeling sad
-listen to sad music
-hype song comes one
-no longer sad
-hyped as fuck
This is really bad, and Dangerous to our Country. Their words cannot be allowed to stand. SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR FROM TRAITORS!!! LOCK THEM UP??? President DJT Avatar Washington Examiner @WashingtonExaminer Β· 15h Democratic veterans in Congress urge service members to refuse unspecified unlawful orders
Heβs upset that service members are being advised to βrefuse unlawful ordersβ - because loyalty to his regime is more important than obedience of this countryβs laws.
Soβ¦ obeying the laws of the country makes someone a βtraitorβ nowβ¦ π€
π€π»But then, some other terrible terrible grifter couch fucker will take up the vacuum. Ughh
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