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Que xou da xuxa é esse?

@humorempilulas.bsky.social

Aqui é so meme, quer levar algo sério pro coração leva eu https://x.com/humorempilula?s=21&t=Q53s15hFRZbfA2Lm5ByaQQ

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Ativos aqui nesta rede?

06.01.2025 18:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

Eu pulando o storie de todo mundo: 😗😛🙂
Eu vendo o meu 35 vezes: 😍🥰🤩

12.11.2024 23:57 — 👍 862    🔁 133    💬 8    📌 8
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a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

Eu pulando o storie de todo mundo: 😗😛🙂
Eu vendo o meu 35 vezes: 😍🥰🤩

12.11.2024 23:57 — 👍 862    🔁 133    💬 8    📌 8
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a woman is laying on a couch with a blanket on her head . ALT: a woman is laying on a couch with a blanket on her head .

Só estou a mãe da Cristina hoje

12.11.2024 20:36 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

2 dias de paz
5 de depressão

09.11.2024 20:53 — 👍 603    🔁 96    💬 7    📌 8
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"Eu te liguei 5 vezes"
Eu:

08.11.2024 17:44 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera

" vc tem saído? "

sim do controle

08.11.2024 11:59 — 👍 479    🔁 89    💬 4    📌 7
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a close up of a cat 's face with a blurred background ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a blurred background

Bom dia, não vejo a hora de dormir de novo

07.11.2024 12:24 — 👍 518    🔁 67    💬 6    📌 5
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Eu depois de discutir 4 horas com meu namorado:

17.10.2024 13:15 — 👍 195    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 2
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Eu menti pra você, tudo me dá ciúmes

17.10.2024 13:02 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0