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@puppycow.needs.church

πŸ”ž | Absolute Freaks 🟒 Unhinged about Square Enix boys πŸͺ± Next big thing in the blocklists πŸͺ± I do yap from time to time https://puppycow.carrd.co/ for FFXIV OCs, if you're into that kind of thing

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Based tesleen supports her girlfriend’s crush and will stop at nothing to make sure she gets laid

23.11.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As far as I’m concerned tesleen/alisaie is explicitly canon

23.11.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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(Thancred voice) Well that reads but Estinien doesn’t

21.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a master at spinning flirtatious conversation into confessions of bath salt induced crimes

21.11.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They get so confused when I tell them about my plans to short Olive Garden stock in /tell. Not what they’re expecting

21.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My bit in Balmung where I fill shout chat with shitposts about big au ra men is backfiring. Big au ra men are talking to me now

21.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Going through my backup hard drive and I don't remember the context of this thanryne LMAO

21.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so funny the twins are red and blue because Alphinaud is definitely the Hatsune Miku between them and Alisaie is firmly Teto

20.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not my account, GMs! Go make your gooner quota somewhere else

20.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone will ask me in /tell if I use sync services and I’ll be sitting there synced up to 20 people like β€˜no 😒 I’m just a silly computer illiterate bean’

20.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RPing as an OC in the game? Nah I RP as a female heterosexual divorcee to ragebait

20.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to go on Balmung and just lie about dumb shit like I’m on 4chan circa 2005

20.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gaius but he keeps turning to Estinien after they fight together and being like β€˜what are we’ and Estinien is just wondering why the hell this keeps happening to him with his battle comrades. Like what is he doing to make them think this way

20.11.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alisaie wearing a red latex bodysuit with frills and a big bow around her neck.

Alisaie wearing a red latex bodysuit with frills and a big bow around her neck.

Happy halloween! I saw this outfit in a "draw your oc in this" meme a while ago and wanted to put alisaie in it.... #xivart553

31.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Estinien, Thancred and Urianger all starting a wife swap club where they get to decide unilaterally whose fucking who in turns but Urianger keeps getting yelled at by the guys because Alisaie is obviously picking for him and is smug as hell about it

20.11.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Drake suspended as the hanged man

Tim Drake suspended as the hanged man

Dick Grayson being listed out of torment by Batman

Dick Grayson being listed out of torment by Batman

Jason Todd on all fours being choked out by Roy with an arrow of light aimed down his throat and exploding behind his head

Jason Todd on all fours being choked out by Roy with an arrow of light aimed down his throat and exploding behind his head

Saints of Gotham wips. Hoping Tim will be put into that zine that contacted me

19.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great job, Agents of God! I used my waiting time to find out there’s an active church of Gnosticism in my home town and now I’m gonna move back and become a priest

19.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Artists! Please show:

✨ the first piece you did in 2025
✨ your favourite piece of the year
✨ your most popular piece
✨ your most recent piece

19.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Defying God’s Will is about to cost me 4.86 (price of a bottle of Good Value Extra Strength Drain Cleaner)

19.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beware showing your child Burgundian art; they will develop a love for unnatural and impossible architecture

19.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œRent lowering gunshots” - proceeds to post the most HOA approved DNI you’ve ever seen. Darling you’re not firing rent lowering gunshots you’re perfectly curating your mowed lawn so you don’t have any of that gross ass nature in it

19.11.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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masked joy :)
#nier #nierreplicant

17.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Estinien kept Nidhogg’s dick and balls after Alphinaud saved him and that’s why he’s running from Aymeric slapstick style

18.11.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was Mormon just long enough to get a kink for virginity anxiety. Thanks Joseph Smith

17.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should put a mirror at the bottom of my scary murder hallway so I can snap outfit pics with my shoes on

16.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real risk with dressing up cute to go visit husband at work- now I don’t even know if I want to go home because then I have to take off my beautiful boots

16.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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