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π | Absolute Freaks π’ Unhinged about Square Enix boys πͺ± Next big thing in the blocklists πͺ± I do yap from time to time https://puppycow.carrd.co/ for FFXIV OCs, if you're into that kind of thing
Based tesleen supports her girlfriendβs crush and will stop at nothing to make sure she gets laid
23.11.2025 13:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As far as Iβm concerned tesleen/alisaie is explicitly canon
23.11.2025 13:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(Thancred voice) Well that reads but Estinien doesnβt
21.11.2025 19:26 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a master at spinning flirtatious conversation into confessions of bath salt induced crimes
21.11.2025 16:27 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0They get so confused when I tell them about my plans to short Olive Garden stock in /tell. Not what theyβre expecting
21.11.2025 16:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My bit in Balmung where I fill shout chat with shitposts about big au ra men is backfiring. Big au ra men are talking to me now
21.11.2025 16:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Going through my backup hard drive and I don't remember the context of this thanryne LMAO
21.11.2025 06:10 β π 41 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0Itβs so funny the twins are red and blue because Alphinaud is definitely the Hatsune Miku between them and Alisaie is firmly Teto
20.11.2025 20:00 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Not my account, GMs! Go make your gooner quota somewhere else
20.11.2025 19:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone will ask me in /tell if I use sync services and Iβll be sitting there synced up to 20 people like βno π’ Iβm just a silly computer illiterate beanβ
20.11.2025 19:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0RPing as an OC in the game? Nah I RP as a female heterosexual divorcee to ragebait
20.11.2025 18:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like to go on Balmung and just lie about dumb shit like Iβm on 4chan circa 2005
20.11.2025 16:56 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Gaius but he keeps turning to Estinien after they fight together and being like βwhat are weβ and Estinien is just wondering why the hell this keeps happening to him with his battle comrades. Like what is he doing to make them think this way
20.11.2025 13:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alisaie wearing a red latex bodysuit with frills and a big bow around her neck.
Happy halloween! I saw this outfit in a "draw your oc in this" meme a while ago and wanted to put alisaie in it.... #xivart553
31.10.2025 23:38 β π 57 π 30 π¬ 1 π 0Estinien, Thancred and Urianger all starting a wife swap club where they get to decide unilaterally whose fucking who in turns but Urianger keeps getting yelled at by the guys because Alisaie is obviously picking for him and is smug as hell about it
20.11.2025 13:32 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tim Drake suspended as the hanged man
Dick Grayson being listed out of torment by Batman
Jason Todd on all fours being choked out by Roy with an arrow of light aimed down his throat and exploding behind his head
Saints of Gotham wips. Hoping Tim will be put into that zine that contacted me
19.11.2025 15:49 β π 2 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Great job, Agents of God! I used my waiting time to find out thereβs an active church of Gnosticism in my home town and now Iβm gonna move back and become a priest
19.11.2025 17:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Artists! Please show:
β¨ the first piece you did in 2025
β¨ your favourite piece of the year
β¨ your most popular piece
β¨ your most recent piece
Defying Godβs Will is about to cost me 4.86 (price of a bottle of Good Value Extra Strength Drain Cleaner)
19.11.2025 17:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Beware showing your child Burgundian art; they will develop a love for unnatural and impossible architecture
19.11.2025 16:09 β π 0 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0βRent lowering gunshotsβ - proceeds to post the most HOA approved DNI youβve ever seen. Darling youβre not firing rent lowering gunshots youβre perfectly curating your mowed lawn so you donβt have any of that gross ass nature in it
19.11.2025 11:11 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1masked joy :)
#nier #nierreplicant
Estinien kept Nidhoggβs dick and balls after Alphinaud saved him and thatβs why heβs running from Aymeric slapstick style
18.11.2025 16:34 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I was Mormon just long enough to get a kink for virginity anxiety. Thanks Joseph Smith
17.11.2025 14:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I should put a mirror at the bottom of my scary murder hallway so I can snap outfit pics with my shoes on
16.11.2025 23:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The real risk with dressing up cute to go visit husband at work- now I donβt even know if I want to go home because then I have to take off my beautiful boots
16.11.2025 22:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0