Jim Wilson

Millennials writing about Boomers be like:

Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won" Math doesn’t lie—people do. A buried NSA‑authorized audit paved the way for this unelected illegitimate regime.

And what if now things are so greased that this can't even be picked up and vetted like any other massive claim should be?

The slur you needed for people that overuse AI is: "Botlicker"

Paul Rubens' Pee-wee Herman was the first time I got to see the inside of my mind shown on television.

Here was a man doing all the things I got screamed at for, wearing a suit and tie, happy as he could be.

Machines say the darndest things.

Kids these days will never know the absolute power derived from crushing a can of spinach in your hand, shooting it in a perfect parabolic arc into your mouth just before your tattoos come alive and you spit red hot rivets into a battleship hull.

In many ways the world's disastrous events while I have been alive were beneficial to me, because they showed me how many people I knew were actually dumb as dirt.

Fun Fact: Elon Musk has a skull made of similar materials to JFK.

No one who votes against your interests is your friend.

Fun fact: a wallet is about 1/4 of a yard of material, that means each individual billionaire could be made into upwards of 8 to 10 wallets! That's an incredible value.