Nope
Decided to bring a book to work and it was a bad move. Calvino got me all fucked up.
CLOCKED IN
Me: “I just need to survive 2 more weeks till I get money coming in again”
My car leaking coolant: “FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE”
They aren’t breakfast sandwichin like in breakfast sandwichin.
Something is going to break soon, I can feel it. We gonna make it. Just got to keep waking up every day.
There were 6 of us. I think it was a hit.
Bangs, real grown folk cake.
My dumb ass almost bought lemons when this tree is right outside my kitchen
Mom wanted a lemon cake with cream cheese frosting for her birthday this year so I baked her this lemon olive oil cake with honey cream cheese frosting.
That’s what I keep telling myself.
Really played myself by educating my kid. You know how a hard to is to get a 12 year who knows the value of their labor to do dishes?
I tried to tell you!
(Dying my hair not the finished product)
It’s tempting but he would be a mess without her.
He’s a great cat 😫
Smokin on that shit that got me missing my ex’s cat.
CLOCKED IN
Came up on a free Vitamix. It’s over for you hoes.
Thinking about how hard it is being bisexual
7pm pst tonight
Finally got my unemployment taken care of!!! I’ve been trying since October. Now I just need to survive for roughly 3 more weeks.
I can’t stand the distraction narrative. They don’t need to kill Iranian children to distract anyone from the Epstein files because nothing is going to be done about that. They were always going to be this evil regardless.
I will not tolerate zucchini slander.
LETS GET THIS BREAD (still looking for work)
MY ACCOUNT IS PARODY!
Do any cyber security experts follow me? I can’t have anyone finding out that I watched the Scrubs reboot.
Can’t believe god cursed me with being attractive instead of being financially stable.
CLOCKED IN
Watching Malcolm X as a palette cleanser.
I haven’t been the same after seeing a video of a white man wearing Shrek slippers earnestly doing a tutorial on how to krump the alphabet and it had hundreds of thousands of likes.
