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7pm pst tonight

Finally got my unemployment taken care of!!! I’ve been trying since October. Now I just need to survive for roughly 3 more weeks.

I can’t stand the distraction narrative. They don’t need to kill Iranian children to distract anyone from the Epstein files because nothing is going to be done about that. They were always going to be this evil regardless.

I will not tolerate zucchini slander.

LETS GET THIS BREAD (still looking for work)

MY ACCOUNT IS PARODY!

Do any cyber security experts follow me? I can’t have anyone finding out that I watched the Scrubs reboot.

Can’t believe god cursed me with being attractive instead of being financially stable.

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Watching Malcolm X as a palette cleanser.

I haven’t been the same after seeing a video of a white man wearing Shrek slippers earnestly doing a tutorial on how to krump the alphabet and it had hundreds of thousands of likes.

Using my free will to make wings before noon.

The Pete Hegseth fake bench press video is a pretty wild level of propaganda and I honestly can’t wait to see what other wild shit they have up their sleeve.

052 - Crystals - You Gotta Hit the Woo-Woo ft Tony Boswell

New episode today. Were joined once again by @wordisbond.bsky.social to talk about the woo-woo bullshit that is CRYSTALS. We talk witchy people, unvaxxed kids, and Steven Seagals music. Check it out.

Listen to this episode and learn from my mistakes of dating white witches.

Took the kid to school, applied to 6 jobs, and waited on hold with unemployment for 1.5 hours before getting disconnected. Going to smoke some weed, eat a massive burrito I made, hit some golf balls, and tell myself everything is going to be okay.

Maybe don’t go with the idea that brown people are inherently violent and look at the actually history of who funds said violence.

Call me crazy, but something tells me that our tax dollars may be funding those Mexican cartels… maybe it’s just the history of exactly this happening over and over again throughout Latin countries but what do I know 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’ll buy em a shot

It’s always so funny when a drunk dude gets in my face when I kick them out of the bar . Just kiss me already bro!

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(and very cold)

Remember when white men mad WuTang corny?

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I hate a “if you don’t eat meat why do you want it to look like meat” ass mf’r.

Sorry babe I know it’s valentines, but
🗣️SATURDAY IS FOR THE BOYS

Sorry babe I know it’s valentines, but
🗣️SATURDAY IS FOR THE BOYS

Just remembered that it’s Friday the 13th so I have something to blame my terrible day on beside my own shortcomings. NICE

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