Skyler

ITS CORN

There is nothing more delish as a mom than scrolling Pinterest unbothered in the middle of the night

Cat and baby wearing cat shirt, that’s all ✨

Anytime! Let me know if you need more, I’ve seen lots!

If you’re looking for spooky id like to recommend some of my favorite not bloody ones! I started with these when I was in high school
The skeleton key
The others
All the paranormal activities
Insidious
The conjuring
And my all time favorite (although it’s bloody) Midsommar!

Just found out depop has the worst customer service! Wowwy wow!

SECURE ATTACHMENT ISNT FIREWORKS, ITS PEACE

OKAY SLAY 😩🥵

DA MOOOOOON 😩

Actually I enjoy being extra and insufferable, thank you ✨

One of my biggest pet peeves is ordering an iced drink and they make it hot… my guy it’s 81 today

My mom tip of the day: do you hate all the super crazy overwhelming kids shows of today? Just find the stuff you watched as a kid! We love bear in the big blue house, Thomas, Franklin the turtle, etc

Please put me in your pocket for Stray Kids, I promise I’ll be good 😭

Back on my tea doodle nonsense ✨

film still #63

Britt and Dan when we all went outside to see the total eclipse in April of 2024. Then we went back inside to work.

#severance

Chocolate banana cake 🍰

I ate this for breakfast 🍫

Last nights dreams were ROUGH 😭

I accidentally finished “shrinking” the show. I am devastated

Meg is bright red, “I am so mad and I don’t know why!” Carson appears with a bowl of spaghetti. Meg’s redness goes down as she takes a bite. In the final panel she’s back to normal. “Thank you.” She says as Carson smooches her cheek.

Hangry.

I have reached full dummy today.

Left my phone on the hood of the car, phone got yeeted by the freeway, hubby had to turn around and retrieve phone from the side of the road 😭

My phone is fine, my case is sad

Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe

Baby falls asleep to Billie Eilish

Toddler can now say “fight the patriarchy”

🥰

I’m such a slut for a food documentary 🫣

Homemade spaghetti o’s :)

Good thing there’s hella mail coming your way 🥰

D&d stamps???

When I am stressed out and overwhelmed, I tend to slouch, forget to eat and get dehydrated.

Have you had something to eat today? how about slowly rolling your shoulders back?

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.