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Phil M (he/him)

@phillyriot.bsky.social

31, Bournemouth 🏳️‍🌈 Dad Jokes, FFXIV, Pro Wrestling, Assorted Gaming and frequently changing special interests

72 Followers  |  82 Following  |  47 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.7862

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a police officer is wearing a yellow vest and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a police officer is wearing a yellow vest and tie and making a funny face .
16.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character says " oh dear god no " in front of a crowd ALT: a cartoon character says " oh dear god no " in front of a crowd
14.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, it protects you from bumps and bruises, or if you burn, grants you a swifter death. Its a win win

29.01.2026 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bringing a roll of bubble wrap over to coat you in bestie

29.01.2026 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Check out I Disagree if you haven't already!

13.01.2026 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lucky him!! 🤞

31.12.2025 07:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How set is the 6'3" rule? 👉👈

29.11.2025 07:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SO VERY TALL AND/OR SHORT

09.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the other hand...

5'11".

09.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know, you continue to break my heart 😭

09.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need to find a game to play together Wolverton, its been far too long 😭

09.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can we recreate this IRL please

27.09.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I laughed so hard at that 😂

21.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How are they going to know if whoever applies is a woman or not? 😂

24.05.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of people are gathered at a party with balloons ALT: a group of people are gathered at a party with balloons
17.04.2025 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hotel? Trivago.

07.03.2025 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a pink cartoon character with a long tongue hanging out ALT: a pink cartoon character with a long tongue hanging out
27.02.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You first diva ✌️

14.02.2025 12:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me, every day, for the next four years:

21.01.2025 14:40 — 👍 76    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 2

GET YA EYES ON THIS

12.01.2025 21:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The harder you hit a button the stronger the attack is, that’s just basic gaming science and I refuse to believe it’s not true 💪

07.01.2025 13:07 — 👍 3093    🔁 237    💬 151    📌 27

In which case so might I

07.01.2025 12:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vid or it didnt happen

07.01.2025 11:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"you'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits

25.12.2024 15:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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"Mother, why do you cry so?"

16.12.2024 14:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫂

16.12.2024 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How tf do you get the lyrics to Mmmbop wrong

13.12.2024 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give me a Miitopia sequel and I will die happy. 🤣

12.12.2024 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We know 🤣

11.12.2024 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah I remember that phase where you LIED about playing FireRed instead of putting Scarlet/Violet which you were actually playing ;)

11.12.2024 09:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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