Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer)

Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer)

@peterjwagner3.bsky.social

Computational Paleobiologist, Lord of Chaos & Entropy, Cubs Fan, Estranged Lover of 🐌 & self-proclaimed Bilbo Baggins of Paleontology. Opinions & sarcasm mine & mine alone, but model-based. I block apologists for the South, MAGA, etc. He/Him.

1,728 Followers 2,286 Following 4,324 Posts Joined Jan 2024
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Catteenth Amendment Invoked!

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a lego man is in a room with the words everything is awesome ALT: a lego man is in a room with the words everything is awesome
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If they get it passed, then they’ll have made their own luck.

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11 hours ago

But calling racists racist is racist?

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11 hours ago

More Klan of the Polar Bear looking to me…

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11 hours ago

Ah, my bad! I thought this was the "gimme something new!" not "stop thieving!"

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11 hours ago

That's not Mozart....

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12 hours ago

A morning person. And a nearly universal trait of morning people is that so-called “night people” are just lazy. After all, they (morning people) are able to get out of bed at 6 AM: why can’t you?

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🎶 Here comes Johnny singin’ oldies, goldies…

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So are Mozart operas, but they still are cool!

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22 hours ago

“I didn’t vote for X to actually do anything!”

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I’ve mentioned it before, but because John Lennon’s first major interview after coming out of retirement was with Playboy and on the stands when he was shot, there biggest selling issue for many years *was* for the interview! (One of my ex-hippy HS teachers brought in a photocopy for us.)

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2 days ago

And the throngs of people willing to vote for him despite his first presidency will be around for a while. For all the complaints about “Boomers,” his biggest support is from people born in the ‘60s and early ‘70s: and we’ll be plaguing the planet for another couple of decades.

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Here at Pepperidge Farms, we remember when we used to make a big deal out of malapropisms or even just minor misstatements…

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Call me a pessimist, but I expect that we’ll have the general “this” for the rest of most of our lifetimes.

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I need a catropod…

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3 days ago

I am also keen on feeding starving musicians, albeit via other means. (I’m kind of bony and, well, old, too…)

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3 days ago

They were never more than passing acquaintances.

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I would donate a limb to music.

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3 days ago

It looks like Pippin after he stole Aragorn’s boots…

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One of the only things more American than baseball is idiocy!

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Two of the USA’s favorite pastimes combined!

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3 days ago

In homeopathic medicine?

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4 days ago

If Nigel Farage thinks that it’s a bad idea, then it’s either a good idea or a stupendously awful idea. Hmmm, I wonder which this one is… 🧐

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When we were on safari in South Africa & our guide asked us what we wanted to see, I said “an aardwolf!” He did a double take and told me that I was the first person to make that request in all the time he’d been doing this. Sadly, he noted that they also were rarely seen… ☹️

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Is there anything they can’t do?

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Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

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Sometimes fruit really does hang low?

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5 days ago

Good thing that Wall Street has next to zero memory....

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