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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer)

@peterjwagner3.bsky.social

Computational Paleobiologist, Lord of Chaos & Entropy, Cubs Fan, Estranged Lover of 🐌 & self-proclaimed Bilbo Baggins of Paleontology. Opinions & sarcasm mine & mine alone, but model-based. I block apologists for the South, MAGA, etc. He/Him.

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Very nice!

I confess, I use my own scripts for printing trees: but I have a very paleo focus to what I want illustrated. Still, I’ve used FigTree when teaching and I’ll probably use PearTree in the future.

01.03.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I look forward to the first partridge phylogeny rendered in PearTree.

01.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This likely explains why he got a majority positive reactions from the people who saw it: the audience was even more nonrandomly drawn from supporters than usual.

26.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cambrian Forever!

26.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to explain Vatican I to Homan…

26.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

… awful for his wife and daughter, in some ways I feel even worse for his very devoted cats: they'll never understand why he's not there. 😿

23.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am really sad to learn that Hans-Dieter Sues died this weekend. It was (insofar as I'm aware) completely out of the blue. I'll always be indebted to him for the support that he offered while I was at the Smithsonian: he probably saved my career going to bat for me.

And although I know this is…

23.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s close to the proportion of Americans who feel that the wrong side won the Civil War.

23.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now there's a bar over which one can trip...

21.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't the Swedes and Russians play ping-pong with that region since before "Sweden" and "Russia" were really things?

21.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite is when 'friends' ask: "Where did you publish your stuff about XXX" from a talk that I gave 5+ years ago and that I still have not found time to write up.

Seriously, do you want to put more salt on your serrated rusty knife?

21.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are great Ordovician & Silurian fossils from all of them, so they must all be beautiful!

21.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heh, I don’t think that anyone has made β€œvalue” decisions based on ST performance since Jim Hendry got sacked!

21.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sieg heil, baby.

21.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I envision it meditating with a mantra of β€œtree… tree… tree…”

21.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I expect that one of the last headlines that I will read before I croak will be something along the lines of β€œWill this be what finally causes the downfall of President-for-Eternity Zombie Trump?”

21.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Woodstock 'generation' & its follow up (people too young for Vietnam or pre-Roe America, but old enough to get white collar jobs before Reagan) was one of the most liberal groups in US history. Their liberalism is dated, but they also helped fight for the rights now being lost. They remember.

20.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Siri: show me a rhetorical question…

20.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only on matters that affect them financially, though. Everything that takes us closer to a Medieval Pageantry with Jim Crow rules will be fine.

20.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and that demographic is the only one not giving Trump an unfavorable rating in the most recents surveys I’ve read.

20.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans born in the β€˜60s through early β€˜70s have been well to the right of the people in the β€˜40s & β€˜50s since we started voting. Call us GenSuX.

20.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mutc’s law not withstanding, even Bush II would have gotten into big trouble for this.

20.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The last two Game of Thrones books were so bad that I’m not sure I’ll even read the next one if (and that’s a big β€œif”) it ever comes out. At some point, Martin became more interested in β€œworld building” than in storytelling.

20.02.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Platyceratids will see this and tremble...

19.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got three things done this week that have been hanging over my head for a month, and now I have this strange sensation of not wanting to puke…

19.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I look at it the other way around: nothing screams β€œactive trend” quite like polyphyly!

19.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@daveyfwright.bsky.social

19.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I learn this trick???

19.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We actually started using β€œpig dog” as an faux (and the real) insult as middle schoolers. But that turned out to be insulting to both pigs and dogs… 🀑

19.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amusingly, the biggest selling issue of Playboy for a while *was* for the interview. John Lennon’s first in-depth interview after coming out of retirement was with them and it was on the newstands when he was murdered.

19.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0