all hallows eve-run enjoyer

howling

Submitting my application, teary-eyed, still in denial, as I watch little Jean-Baptiste devour his goûter and wonder where it all went wrong

looking up the types of residence cards you can get in France for a piece and HONKING at this part of the drop-down list, from the official government website (!!) www.service-public.gouv.fr/particuliers...

The fact that this person is taken seriously is nothing short of an emergency.

lowkey thank god uga beat bama in 2021 and finally got that natty

Stephen Miller does not post with honor. Don't be like him. Stand upright, draw upon the mods, and be cut down for what you think right.

derek dooley is not running for the georgia senate seat, y’all aren’t fooling me with that shit

If this place goes to shit, I’ll meet you all in the Costco product reviews.

that's authentic frontier (brooklyn) gibberish, nick derogatory

ian duncan smith looks like shit, my goodness

this is every Guy Ritchie film

why are they covering the tory party conference on espn

Travis Kelce, wearing a newsies hat and a shirt that seems to be pattered on a motels wallpaper, and Patrick Mahomes, wearing a red checkered vest made out of an Italian restaurants tablecloth

I love them both but Travis and Patrick look like they’re running a traveling medicine show in the Great Depression

blissfully unaware of the reference

if it were any other fanbase i'd agree but booing with philly is sort of like the brits with the c-word, it could go either way

I think a real problem in this world is a lack of posting bushido. You can go to war with the mods, with the big accounts, hell with the government itself on X the Everything Site, sometimes it is the honorable thing to do. But you should have your death poem written.

k, with all ❤️ and 🙏 could you cw “mastodon,” some of us have trauma from decades of hearing “the year of the linux desktop”

I think a lot of thing people struggle with is the difference between reporting and capital-C Content is that you do, in fact, have to maintain some objectivity—something that's hard to do under the best of circumstances for entirely fair, reasonable causes.

should pin this imo

which is why bluesky has seen some success while mastodon is a running gag

1996 Janeane Garafolo vehicle:

my mom saw one of those and texted me asking if it was true the fsu receiver got trampled and died when virginia rushed the field the other week (she *was* skeptical to her credit)

basically said “if it’s not on national news it’s fake” and looked around. he was fine

The Sora AI disinfo nightmare is here

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all for it, just can’t let him choose the advisors around him

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

get his ass

i want y'all to hear me and hear me well....

i know this gone be difficult cause we American and we wanna try and see... but

DO
YOUR
DRUGS
AT
YOUR
HOMES

also: do not pick fights with truck drivers

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about