Kirk Damato

I love how every good show has a Grandpa character

A drop-down menu for the different types of Transitions in Google Slide with the following options: - None - Dissolve - Fade - Slight from right - Slide from left - Flip - Cube - Gallery

Hmm, I usually just use the standard one. The others are pretty basic -- not TOO corny, but I don't think I'd ever use the Flip or Cube option.

Google Slides works pretty well for me!

Robocop eventually became a live-action TV show and animated series (not quite slapstick, though)

Sluggo getting splashed in the face by a spray of water

In Soviet Russia, the plants water YOU

Mister and Mischief - Escape from Godot [Review] - Room Escape Artist A real-life actor's nightmare.

And ahhhh I loved Escape From Godot! It's one of my all-time favorites. Here's the REA review from the performance I attended

roomescapeartist.com/2018/08/11/m...

Ohh I hope you can experience The Nest the next time you're in LA!

A screengrab from The Simpsons. Homer stands in front of Penn Jillette (holding a crossbow and facing a shark tank, but that's not important right now) and poses like he's bowling. The caption reads, "Did somebody say a perfect game?" For context, in this episode Homer scores a perfect game and became a temporary local celebrity, who tried to milk it long after his 15 minutes of fame were up. It's like if you mentioned Batman and then he'd appear like "You called?" in a way that he assumes is cool but is really just kind of annoying. Anyways, thanks for reading this!

The superheroes have an unspoken rule where if you just don't mention his existence, he *might* not show up

But the minute you say the B-word it's all

A panel from the Nancy comic strip. It shows Sluggo, a bald boy, getting splashed in the face by a big spray of liquid -- so much so that it knocks off his newsboy cap.

Front-row seats at his concert would've been like this:

Should we read SKATEBOARD CHAMPION?

@vornietom.bsky.social @kirksays.bsky.social
this one, absolutely will make me laugh forever

Screenshot of a newscast with the chyron "Kirk D'Amato, Earthquake Survivor"

Anyone else feel that earthquake in Los Angeles?

Nice INDEED

YouTube video by BobbyJindal Bobby Jindal: I’m running for President of the United States of America

This video is incredible.

youtu.be/WSDqJexwWok?...

Methinks it'll be SLUGGO who ends up in the doghouse!

Two bottles and a can of Moxie. It has an orange label with "Moxie - Original Elixir" on it, with an old-fashioned black and white illustration of a man in a shit jacket (either white or orange, depending) who points to the viewer.

There's also Moxie, which is recommended by a guy who definitely looks like a doctor -- but I'll admit many people think it tastes awful

The Woman Who Drank 3 Dr Peppers A Day And Lived To Age 106 - Mashed Sugary soda is typically considered delicious but unhealthy. And yet, a Texas woman survived a century despite daily Dr Pepper consumption. What gives?

That's why I only trust my Dr (Pepper)

www.mashed.com/1332575/woma...

Jamie Lee Curtis Confirms ‘Murder, She Wrote’ Reboot In Works: “Oh, It’s Happening” After Deadline reported a 'Murder, She Wrote' reboot in the works at Universal, Jamie Lee Curtis has officially confirmed she's on the case.

Why yes I DO have an award-winning writing sample that's essentially FRESH OFF THE BOAT meets MURDER, SHE WROTE

deadline.com/2025/07/jami...

Kermit the frog, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, is flanked by two female Muppet hula dancers in grass skirts and flower leis. The subtitle "Off the Florida keys" is beneath them in an unusual font.

Why the hell did the Muppets use the Murder She Wrote font in their Kokomo music video???

A colorized panel from a Nancy comic. Nancy smiles as she reads from a book titled "MAGIC. She says, "I'd give anything for such power."

Give my regards to Hachiko!

It goes
JAW
JAWS
JAWS 2
JAWS 2S

I'm so sorry, Bill. She was loved very much, and loved you all in return.

A panel from the Nancy comic. In it, Nancy frowns as she walks and carries a pistol. She says "Grrrr --- I'm so mad at Sluggo"

Later:

A comic panel with Sluggo sitting at a table with his arms raised and an angry look on his face. He says, "I COME OVER FOR a PANCAKE LUNCHEON and you want TO GIVE ME INDIGESTION." (The words in all caps have been edited from the original word balloon.)

An edited panel from a Nancy comic. Sluggo sits at a table with his arms up in frustration, saying "I take you to DA BEACH and you want TO SPOOL YOUR KNITTING YARN" (with the words in all caps having been edited from the original panel, which is about a jelly sandwich)

A large dog wearing goggles gets laser therapy on its leg.

A bulldog wearing goggles gets laser therapy on its ear.

A rabbit wearing goggles gets laser therapy on its hind leg.

A buff tabby cat wears goggles.

Timeline cleanse: animals wearing safety goggles while getting laser therapy.

A screengrab of a text from Grimace from McDonald's. (The contact photo shows Grimace, the purple mascot.) The text reads: "i'm putting Lil McDonald's toys into the Happy Meal box on 7.1 r u freaking out" with an image of a woman's hand holding an instruction book with a number of little toys in the background with a McDonald's Happy Meal box. The sender has written this as a response: "Grimace why does your hand look like that"

My former Band of Blades crew are all discussing this VERY excitedly

Daaaaang now that's a surprise appearance in the 4th quarter!