Kirk Damato

@dbspira.bsky.social I'm really enjoying this new season of @realityescapepod.bsky.social -- the first two episodes have been fantastic!

A can of some kind of drink. It's partially obscured by another can, so you can only read the words "ASS MILK"

My favorite drink

Max, have you ever had the passion fruit pie from Doubting Thomas? As a Florida native, it pains me to say it, but I think that might even be better than a key lime pie

A photograph of a house burning down in the background. In the foreground, an illustration of a smiling Nancy looks at the camera and winks, indicating she's the one who caused the fire.

Meanwhile, Nancy has a better idea

a cartoon drawing of the green day logo with clouds Alt: a cartoon drawing of the green day logo with clouds

Nice! Whenever my friend group solves the puzzle with no hints we call it a

Hmmm good question! I think Cakey would want to be friends but accidentally use his eye lasers or something

Ahhh thank you!!!

Thanks, Matt!!!

OMG

Thanks, Jordan!!!

A screenshot from the animal-guessing game Metazooa. The animal is the American cockroach, along with a text description and photo of said insect.

The #metazooa animal on your birthday predicts your year

Yesterday I got this:

An anthropomorphic Black Forest cake, actually the titular character from the web series Cakey! The Cake From Outer Space. Cakey hovers on the edge of a bed and has two lit candles that are shaped like the numerals 1 and 3 atop his head.

Today is my birthday, so I can FINALLY post this picture of Cakey for myself

As if I couldn't love Mark Hamill more

OK but what shirt did you buy

Oww oww rr

A Griefzilla, if you will

Love Nog!

A screenshot of an episode from The Great British Bake-Off. Prue Leith, a woman with gray hair and bright red glasses, looks off-camera as she says (in subtitles) "I mean, I love a milk loaf because it's a little bit cakey."

A screenshot from Cakey! The Cake From Outer Space, showing the titular character (an anthropomorphic Black Forest cake) sitting on a bed and smiling

Guess who got a shout-out from Prue!!!! #GBBO

A movie poster or key art or something for a movie featuring Hugh Grant (circa 1990s) smirking at the camera as Tara Fitzgerald leans in to kiss him on the brow. The title of the movie is at the bottom: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came down a Mountain.

I know just the man to sort this out

@jamesgunn.bsky.social I know you can't legally read that Plastic Man script, but how about one for Howard the Duck pilot?

A screengrab from The Simpsons. Two social workers (a man and a woman) hold up Maggie, who has a sign taped to her that reads "I'm a stupid baby," but it's been poorly edited to now read "I'm a space baby." For context, this moment accompanied the line "Stupid babies need the most attention."

Space babies need the most attention!

The return of Heavyweight is one of the best and most beautiful podcast episodes I've ever heard -- I laughed, I cried, I even looked up an IG link at the end. Give it a listen!

An pic of Jeff Hiller from the TV series SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE. He's smiling as he leans against the roof of a car, while wearing a long-sleeve blue shirt with yellow stripes.

TV's JEFF HILLER! #Emmys

Alas, indeed

HOWARD THE DUCK — The Stunt List After a curmudgeonly duck from another dimension crash-lands on Earth, his only hope of returning home lies with a well-meaning but clearly mad scientist.

Just read HOWARD THE DUCK on the Stunt List 2025 and I recommend you all do the same. As a fan of the OG movie and the MCU, I loved it. Nice work @kirksays.bsky.social
#scriptsky

www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...

Waaaaaugh! Thanks for reading -- and for the kind words!

ahhh i love Clues by Sam!

FRASIER HIVE, do you think this line fits with the original show?

I feel it's exactly the sort of wordplay Niles would say for his own amusement (and would get a "How droll" reaction from his brother), but my partner disagees

If Frasier were alive today...

Frasier (reading on his phone): Oh, well that's a shame.

Martin: What happened?

Frasier: They're removing The Comedy of Errors from this year's "Seriously Shakespeare" festival.

Niles: Yet another case of getting canceled for being too joke.

Frasier: Oh, Niles!

HUCKLEBERRY MILKSHAKE?!?!