devil’s little sister

fuck my stupid hamburger helpless life

all roads lead to rome

chino moreno is guy fieri’s evil twin

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

oh no I have to buy extended sizing jeans cause my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy:/

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california celibate

my drug use isn't recreational, it's professional, im just that good at it

selfie of a girl in a white tank top on a sidewalk. her hair is messily up and her brow is furrowed.

is this anything

a lot of yall telling other people how to be a good progressive don’t even have a library card and it shows

ⓘ this account is a safe space for both dillying and dallying

Screenshot of run statistics from Nike Run Club. 6.22 miles / 10km, 11’02” avg pace, 1:08:38 time, 573 calories, 129 ft of elevation gain, 177 avg heart rate, 147 cadence.

training to run like far dareis mai

framing fitness as “let’s celebrate what my body can do today” has been such a game changer

“Fire works”? Look at Prometheus over here

McGovern: "A family making less than $50,000 a year? They get less than $1 a day in tax cuts. You can't buy a damn cup of coffee with that. But those making a million dollars or more? They'll get more than $250 a day in tax breaks ... that's how rigged this bill is to benefit the wealthy."

Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?

[flirting] I'm mostly functional

*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*

small fluffy black cat with some red in her mane loafs atop sage green bedding that matches her wise eyes

look at my beautiful girl

Every time they say “we can’t afford that,” remember: they could afford armored tanks, a dictators birthday parade, and enough tear gas to choke a city. They just don’t want you fed, safe, or alive.

thank youuuuu🖤

blonde girl in black longsleeve shirt. she looks sad.

call me crossroads of twilight the way I’m in a slog rn #wotselfiesunday

chat does it get better

Happy Pride. Today and every fucking day. They cannot erase you. They will not defeat us, your brothers and sisters.

🏳️‍🌈

(how do you write alt texts for selfies?) girl with long blonde hair on black crop top with a smokey eye

good moooooooring bluesky

"Separating the art from the artist" is for people like Picasso, who was a total bastard a very long time ago but also an artistic genius whose work is actually important to human culture

It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now

“Bluesky is dying” I literally actually don’t care even if that’s true cause you couldn’t pay me to make my main app a zuck or musk owned Nazi racism app thanks

"you're posting jokes so you must be fine" no actually I am feeling the crushing weight of the world and its stresses and this is how I cope

cocking my colon like a shotgun before i blast the shit out my ass