@msfortunee.bsky.social
Mushrooms are my favorite animal π»π±π²πͺ΅π
Dude I think i want to fuck toy bonnie
24.11.2025 06:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are hiding electricty in the steam machine
18.11.2025 11:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have pronouns while everyone else has noobnouns
10.11.2025 12:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to ride a horse and befriend an elephant and pet a wolf and have a cat and a parrot and squirl
08.11.2025 11:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seagulls are rats with wings
07.11.2025 09:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sex is like dancing but without the dancing
06.11.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm gonna train hard and climb the boxing leagues till I go aganist Rhea Ripley then let her destroy me
03.11.2025 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think some people shouldn't work a minimum wage job, they should get worshipped
22.10.2025 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just because the last stroke made you finish doesn't mean the first one was useless, keep stroking, success is a continuous effort ππ¨πΌ
14.10.2025 08:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 058008 upside down
12.10.2025 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Octoberfest is pride for straight people
09.10.2025 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me: I'm great with women, ladies please, one at a time please
My friend: because u don't have the surface area to handle more than one
Nvm it was ruined because the apples were sour, fuck sour apples.
25.09.2025 14:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just cut apples with a sharpened knife. It glided so smoothly mmm π©π€€ ah π₯΅π₯΅
25.09.2025 14:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trans people are drawn to each other by fate
18.09.2025 11:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Erectile dysfunction rose π₯π₯π₯
11.09.2025 07:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love green grapes sweet crunchy juicy balls
11.12.2024 18:48 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Discreet packaging makes you think it's a glow in the dark werewolf dildo, but it's actually ground pork
03.09.2025 16:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0guess who has pizza in her fridge ππ
bet you all don't have any pizza in your fridge right now
I think sometimes
23.08.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯
21.08.2025 18:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ π πππππππ₯π₯
19.08.2025 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish I were a guy so I could kiss other drunk big blushing drunk dudes on the mouth during Oktoberfest π»
18.08.2025 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Life hasn't been the same ever since I learned that orcas have ugly small red eyes.
I thought they were beautiful blind singing echolocators with cute white spots where their eyes should be, but they are vile ugly creatures that hunt penguins for fun.
Do you ever use a brush in a drawing app that's so good it makes you cum
08.08.2025 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I used to think vents were a useless accessory in buildings to make them scary and reference FNAF till I almost passed out from lack of ventilation. I appreciate windows and vents more than ever
30.07.2025 07:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should call it chicken balls or something, and if you think that sounds weird remember that we have meat balls, balls of meat are okay but chicken balls are not?
15.07.2025 07:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is chicken popcorn called popcorn when it's chicken and not popcorn
15.07.2025 07:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think men, like birds, should dance and sing to attract a mate
12.07.2025 15:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The earth is a catnip ball, and it rotates because a cat keeps licking it
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