the bulging gnome

i love sleeping with the windows open and waking up feeling thicc

happy jocktober from your friendly neighborhood people-stabber (piercer)

help me in the fitting room?

i believe in u

new ball stretcher, who this?

i don’t find out the results til november, but i was nominated for best photographic artist of Kansas City this year and it’s so cool to be nominated and hear from lots of people that they voted for me 🥰

softish sunday

shot an adorable gay wedding in a park today!

@ceijetroll.bsky.social made me a labubu costuuuume

one of our fave places to have bareback gay sex

@ceijetroll.bsky.social

aw shucks

brake light beat

ugh we missed hanging out by like a week!

@ceijetroll.bsky.social texted me right after the softer pic from this morning and made this happen

tag photographers/videographers whenever you post something they did.

it takes two seconds, helps us a lot, and we take note of who does and doesn’t do it.

not mad at people who just haven’t thought of it, but it really is best practice for many reasons.

you survived!

lazy floppy fcf

have u ever been pierced by a big gnome who stands like demi lovato in camp rock?

when the cutie makes it to bed

@ceijetroll.bsky.social

waiting for a
cutie like:

a lil sweddy and disheveled with giant happy plants if my fave way to be

sneaky soft pp before the fam wakes up

i’m sorry for never posting here about how huge of a fruit-slut i am.

i once went to costa rica for fruit.

and cucumber! got a mango for tomorrow

chamoy boi

i’m always losing stuff down there!

y r u watching my brush my teeth, bro?

as if i don’t have 3 or 4

on the way to serious beach activities

illusions