randomizer dad

follow your heart, friend

If it was so good then why wasn't there an 8th Saga?

MY THERAPIST: have you considered switching therapists
#makeweffskeet

weffjebster - Twitch F*** IT FEBRUARY. Astalon w/ @wafflesoup

it's saturday. pass the json twitch.tv/weffjebster fuck it february proceeds apace. astalon with @wafflesoup.com and more stuff later. i love you babes

what the hell y'all
while i wasn't paying attention you made Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO my most successful release on bandcamp only a week after its release. i feel insane

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: “It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: “It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###

weffjebster - Twitch F*** IT FEBRUARY. FFXII TZA OW RANDO w/ @arrensol

it's friday. pass the json

twitch.tv/weffjebster

FFXII: The Zodiac Age Multiworld rando with @arren.bsky.social !!!

Windows 11 might be the most significant cause of ewaste in the past 20 years

Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, by Clock Elixir 12 track album

Happy bandcamp friday!

Shouting out my friends here: You should check out the Chrono Trigger punk rock opera by @weffjebster.bsky.social ,
Ipso Facto Meeny Moe-MAGICO

with such tracks as
Super Ultra Presto TRANSFORM-O

clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f...

idk. i feel a Little Bit like a poser here but the anti-streaming trend lately has made me nostalgic so sue me. or alternatively CHECK OUT my Chrono Trigger album Clock Elixir - Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO available NOW on bandcamp while bandcamp is passing their own cut of the sale to the artists!

i haven't had reason to participate in Bandcamp Friday as an artist in years. Like yeah you can go get my new album but also just... Click through some tags and browse. Discovering music yourself is a lost joy and it's so rewarding. it is also an amazing feeling to introduce others to that music.

it's BANDCAMP FRIDAY, and the ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY of Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, the Chrono Trigger punk rock concept album by Clock Elixir (aka yours truly)! clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f... That means Bandcamp is waiving their fees so more of your purchase goes directly to the artist!

there's just a lot of good music on bandcamp and every major streaming app is complicit in the death of art have a wonderful night.

Anyway bandcamp friday means more money goes to support independent artists. If you like my music, you'll probably also like @onefallma.bsky.social (onefall.bandcamp.com)! Also @wolvesx4.bsky.social has some post-punky goodness at wolvesx4.bandcamp.com!

oh CRAP it doesn't start for like 3 hours

And I'm not the only one on bandcamp! My good pal buddy @rhythmbastard.bsky.social (rhythmbastard.bandcamp.com) has a bunch of nerdcore punk (a lot about Magic: the Gathering)! BANDCAMP FRIDAY WOOO

it's BANDCAMP FRIDAY, and the ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY of Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, the Chrono Trigger punk rock concept album by Clock Elixir (aka yours truly)! clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f... That means Bandcamp is waiving their fees so more of your purchase goes directly to the artist!

weffjebster - Twitch F*** IT FEBRUARY. SOTN Rando!

retsbejffew twitch.tv/weffjebster

sotn rando ... adventure mode?! i don't know man I just wanna GAME

So Vapormage has been available on bookshop.org since release, as a paperback

But apparently it's getting added as an ebook as well?

I didn't really have to do anything, and now an option exists, neat

"So let me get this straight. You're telling me I gotta go to the wilds?"

"No. I want you to go to the OUTER WILDS."

- me, moments before spiraling into psychosis

o shit happy birthday oh shit!! oh damn

learning about omegaverse tom hanks or whatever I don't play fighting games #makeweffskeet

weffjebster - Twitch F*** IT FEBRUARY. Super Mario RPG Rando!

it's fuck it february. the february where we fuck it twitch.tv/weffjebster

super mario rpg. have fun tonight and make good decisions

HOT TIP: leftover chipotle pairs well with leftover crushed red pepper packets from the last time you ordered pizza

trying to determine if chipotle not having ice in their drink machine is a bold and brave anti-fascist statement or just, like, the usual "something is always going wrong at chipotle™️"

♻️♻️♻️MinnMax will donate $1 for every REPOST in the next 30 minutes to protect immigrants in Minneapolis.♻️♻️♻️

100% goes directly to the nonprofit VEAP, who provides mobile food pantry and rent assistance to those in need.

Donate or share today, help us hit $300,000! bit.ly/iceoutminnea...

TGIFIF
thank goodness it's fuck it february

computer how do i find new and interesting ways to post about chrono trigger punk rock concept album "Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO" by Clock Elixir, available now on all your streaming services and as a pay what you want lossless download at clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f...

this is literally the point in the game where i was like "alright that's it. this game fucking sucks" so. y'know

Twitch Twitch is the world

ICE Breaker is still going super strong and has raised over $26 thousand dollars!

my Timespinner is later today at 5pm

www.twitch.tv/reallyreally...

the phrase "I binged Pluribus" is insanely funny to me and i don't know why