Perry Bible Fellowship

Two sleepy parents (kidney beans) are awoken at 5:31 in the morning. Banging a pan with a spoon and jumping on the bed is their child, a coffee bean.

A man wakes up at sunrise he seems excited with a big smile on his face. In the next panel he jumps out of bed shouting "Today's my birthday!" The following frame is death, holding his scythe, moving a black bead across an abacus to count another year.

What I think of every year on my birthday. @pbfcomics.bsky.social <3

A Ketchup Bottle and a Mustard Bottle attend a gallery opening. A fashionable artist, a Bullet, stand next to his work, appreciated by onlookers. The Ketchup Bottle says "Oh, please. I could do that" as he gestures to a large canvas with a violent blood spatter on it.

True Grit (2010)

"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

You’ll Be OK

Closeup of a tattoo of an eagle drawn with a non-dominant (left) hand

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a raven holds one of its feathers to ink a scroll

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Two hands have an idea to give each other matching tattoos. Lefty gets a beautiful eagle tattoo rendered on their arm. Now it’s Righty’s turn to be inked, but he looks scared as Lefty wields the tattoo gun to draw a childishly-drawn sloppy eagle

A bloody melee with merciless stabbing, impalements, and eye-gouging. Flashback to “Earlier:” A king announces that his soldiers are to withdraw, for he has received a written apology from the enemy via messenger bird. The parchment is unfurled to disappointment however. What appeared to say “I’m sorry” is revealed to say “I’m sorry you feel that way”.

lol. My name.

An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude raven scrawl has been added to the scroll: “feed food gud ravin”

the best birth boy

Snack Attacks

The pen is really just a hollow little sword

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While on a date, a Magnifying Glass tells a Book “See? When you open up, I can learn all about you.” In the second and last panel, we see the book walking away in distress, one of her pages unintentionally burned by refracted light

Go Bills

A perry bible fellowship cartoon in which a character has a dream about sex with senator bix.

A screenshot from "the residence", showing senator bix.

I think whoever wrote "the residence" is a fan of @pbfcomics.bsky.social

Head therapy

Slamasaurus (1/2)