Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)

This is NOT how the new referendum process is to be used!

It is supposed to be for book bans, anti-abortion/immigration/LGBTQ+ policies, and every other ignorant hate-filled christo-fascist pro-conservative petition they can think of!

#abpoli #ableg #yeg #yyc #abteachers

To all those who say I wasn’t at the Alberta Teachers parade on Sunday: I was there.
Here’s the proof.
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A photo of Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, laughing at someone in front of her while sitting at a conference table.

The exact face I make when Alberta teachers ask me to cap class sizes.
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A meme showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, making a grimacing face next to the words Fund Public Education. Below is a picture of a smiling Danielle Smith doing a pinky wave next to the words Fund Oil & Gas

As premier, I am often forced to make some really difficult decisions. Decisions that will affect people for generations. Decisions that affect me, my party, my friends, and our pocketbooks.

I stand by my decisions.

#abpoli #ableg #abteachers #abstrike #yeg #yyc

A protest sign saying: My Dad said: Listen to the teachers!"

My Dad said: Never listen to teachers. Listen to conservatives and oil execs and never tell the truth.

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A cartoon image of the Monopoly man. A wealthy man in a top hat and coat with pockets turned out showing they're empty.

I'd really like to help teachers with class sized and funding issues, but we are flat broke since allocating over $400 MILLION to private for-profit charter schools. There's nothing we can do.

Read:
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#abpoli #ableg #abteachers #abteachersstrike

I 💯 support this petition!

We need to stop every single radical, woke, science believing, Liberal leftist from spreading lies and disinformation. We need a government filled with conservatives where people believe anything we tell them.

#Pierre4PM

#abpoli #cdnpoli

Remember that story I completely made up about a child on his dad's shoulders at an Alberta Recovery event?

His mother wants me to apologize.

Maybe I'll get Spanky McAllister to apologize for me. He's good at it.

Listen:
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Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor, pleads guilty to sexually abusing a child Under a plea agreement, Morris was given a 10-year sentence, but he will serve only six months in an Oklahoma jail.

More fuel for the fire!

We conservatives need to stick together to protect the children from these radical woke leftist teachers and those in the LGBTQIA+ community.

They are the REAL dangers to children today!

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A poster for Fight for Public Education Rally. October 5, 2025. Edmonton. 11:30am. Alberta Legislature.

Time for me to schedule another lavish taxpayer-funded trip to the U.S. or Saudi Arabia, or Panama.

Anything to get away from these greedy woke teachers.

#abpoli #ableg #abteachers

An info graphic with a header saying Alberta has the highest minimum wage again followed by three arrows point up. The first arrow is for 2018 with a small number $15.00. The second arrow is for 2023 with the medium number $15.00. The third arrow is for 2025 with the largest number showing $15.00.

ALBERTA LEADS AGAIN!

When we first raised the minimum wage in 2018, we didn't stop there. We kept making it bigger and bigger to help make life more affordable for Albertans!

Year after year our province has the highest minimum wage in all of Alberta!

#abpoli #ableg #minwage

A photo of a protester at a rally of HSAA staff. The female protester is holding a sign which reads "You can't spank us for speaking up".

Health workers with HSAA are rallying for a “better deal” and showing signs like this.

These radical leftists need to stop the divisive rhetoric and show some respect if they expect to be heard by my UCP government.

This is abhorrent. She needs to be taught a lesson.

A meme showing Danielle Smith with pursed lips and a disapproving look on her face next to a caption stating: Fund public education and pay Alberta teachers a salary that keeps up with inflation while limiting class sizes. Below is a photo of a smiling Danielle Smith giving a pinky wave next to a caption: Use public tax dollars to fund private charter schools to help enrich friends while defunding public education and attacking teachers

Hmmmm. 🤔
Decisions. Decisions.

Read:
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Alberta separatists boast cabinet-level meeting with Trump administration The Alberta Prosperity Project says they met with U.S. cabinet-level officials in Washington to seek support for an independent Alberta.

🚨 BREAKING! 🚨

"Danielle Smith and her UCP party allow treason to run rampant in Alberta taking no action against separatists."

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ANALYSIS | After losing billions of dollars on Keystone XL and tank cars, Alberta is pursuing another pipeline | CBC News After months of Premier Danielle Smith vowing to find a company willing to develop a new oil export pipeline, the Alberta government itself is taking the plunge. The move is already drawing both prais...

Friendly reminder:

The last time the UCP tried building a pipeline, it cost Alberta taxpayers $1.3 billion and the pipeline never got built!

But don't worry, we won't let that happen again. We've got new plans on how to waste tax money this time around.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Now that we're wrapping up our propaganda tour about what the UCP plans to do next to ruin Alberta (a.k.a. Alberta Next panel), I will get back to work fixing Alberta's never ending healthcare problems.

And if you believe that, you really are a conservative supporter!

A social media post by Rob Anderson stating: Media: Premier, how can you dare claim that puberty blockers block puberty? Premier: Because I’m not an illiterate moron. (I’m paraphrasing)

It’s not just Bruce McAllister who has disdain for people that question my UCP government.

It’s also me and Rob Anderson.

In fact, it’s the entire UCP party and many of our members!

#aboeg #abpoli #yeg #yyc

A social media post by Bruce McAllister, Executive Director to the Premier of Alberta, Danielle Smith, posted on September 30, 2025 at 9:42 am. It reads: Last night, while moderating the Alberta Next panel, I made an inappropriate remark to a participant. I regret saying it and I apologize. I'm committed to ensuring these conversations remain respectful and constructive.

You see Alberta?!

Even though he doesn't specifically apologize for his behaviour, Spanky . . . I mean, Brucey is really sorry for his public display of ridicule.

I mean, really sorry.

We're talking big strong man, tears rolling down his face.

Keep the comments off, Bruce.

10 years ago the NDP raised minimum wage, which is something conservatives would never do.

We'd rather businesses hire TFWs because they're easy to underpay and exploit. But since we don't like immigrants now, we have to find new ways to screw over young Albertans.

An edited graphic originally posted by the Alberta Teacher's Association saying: Underfunded schools equals lost opportunities. For Every Child. With a website link to: stoptheexcuses.ca. The edited image shows the United Conservative Party logo stamped at the top with the revised text crossing out the words lost and every child, so it now reads: Underfunded schools equals opportunities for private charter schools.

Hey @albertateachers.bsky.social!

Fixed it for ya!

#abpoli #ableg #abteachers

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Nope. The best Bruce McAllister can do is give him silence.

Best I can do is attack him for his “wokeness” and spread more lies about teachers being the highest paid in Canada.

Disappointed to hear that Alberta teachers have rejected our offer.

As you can see by the chart below conservative governments have been giving them generous pay increases for over a decade.

These teachers are just greedy.

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Photo of a crowd of people with a small boy on top of a man's shoulders holding a placard that reads: "My Sober Parents"

A social media post by Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, which tells a fabricated story about the boy and his placard, that claims the crowd of people were celebrating the Alberta recovery centre.

A screenshot of a social media post thread by The BreakdownAB which explains Danielle Smith's fabricated post.

A screenshot of the "Update" reply-post by Danielle Smith, recognizing that the photo was not as described.

This photo warms my heart ❤️ A little Alberta boy holding a sign that says he got his parents back.

So I fabricated a story about it.

And when I got called out for my lies:

I posted an "Update" reply and left the original post, so people can keep seeing & spreading my lies!

Nothing to see here.
Move along.
Ask no follow-up questions.
If your conservative, stick your head in the sand and keep telling yourself that me and my UCP are not corrupt.

So glad our province took action to vote out the corrupt Progressive Conservative party when they were stealing money from vulnerable Albertans.

We can all rest easy now that my UCP are stealing money from vulnerable Albertans!

Why are radical leftists so worried about little things like all the closures and wait times at healthcare facilities in the province.

They should be outraged at the people who sabotaged the escalators and teleprompters while Donald Trump was at the UN!

Alberta legislating authority to ignore international agreements signed by Canada | Globalnews.ca Sam Blackett, Premier Danielle Smith's press secretary, said Alberta's legislation would be similar to a long-standing legislative framework in place in Quebec.

We're the UCP.
We're a bunch of separatists.
We don't care what you want.
We do whatever we want.
We don't listen to anyone.
We don't care about helping anyone but ourselves.

And radical leftists need to tone down all the divisive rhetoric.

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In case anyone is wondering, this is what Jason Kenney and my $30 MILLION/year energy "War Room" looks like.

Very useful for indoctrinating and rage-farming our conservative base while keeping dissenters occupied.

Enjoy social media!

A screen capture of a news article written by Jennifer Bowers Bahney and posted by Media ITE on September 26, 2025 with the headline reading: Alex Jones claims his new "Lex-Luthor-Meets_Adolf-Hitler" mustache has "Wild Effect on Women". The screen capture shows a bald-headed Alex Jones with a Hitler-style mustache.

Sandy Hook denier, Alex Jones has endorsed many conservatives in Canada including myself, Doug Ford, Scott Moe, and even our dear leader, Pierre Poilievre.

Alex is an inspiration to conservatives everywhere and we are very proud of his new look!

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