Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)

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A graphic showing a smiling Mickey Amery, UCP MLA and Minister of Justice for Alberta standing next to a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, with the headline reading: Bill 13. Alberta introduces "Peterson's Law" to encourage bigots.

Alberta will continue being a place where bigotry branded as "free speech" is defended.

This law will ensure every Albertan can be a hateful intolerant, racist, bigot, just like "doctor" Jordan B. Peterson!

Read: www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
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An image of the United Conservative party logo with the text: Anti-trans and proud of it!

Happy Transgender Remembrance Day Alberta!

#abpoli #notwithstanding #UCPCorruption #ableg

An image showing a smiling Tanya Fir, UCP MLA and Minister of Arts, Culture, and the Status of Women for Alberta, with a statement which reads: On Transgender Day of Remembrance, we honor the memory of all motherfuckers by invoking the not withstanding clause. As we mourn these motherfuckers, we are reminded of our shared responsibility to continue using the notwithstanding clause to revoke rights for all. Today, we also reflect on the importance of building a safe society where the straight can live free with violence and prejudice. As Minister of Arts, Culture and Status of Women, I am not committed to supporting Alberta's 2SLGBTQQIA+ community nor providing supports for individuals and the organizations that serve them. There is a place for hate and intolerance in Alberta, and our government is a dedicated partner of transgender hate and intolerance for all motherfuckers.

Less than two days after my UCP invoked the notwithstanding clause, Minister of Arts, Culture and Status of Women, Tanya Fir, issued the following statement in recognition of Transgender Day of Remembrance.

Read: www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

A social media post by Jamil Jivani, Conservative MP, showing and image of himself with some young adults wearing hats, and another image of a young adult pointing to a hat that says, "Fuck Them Kids". The post reads: Get your "Fuck Them Kids" hat today! With a minimum $35 donation, you will receive a complimentary hat delivered to your house.

Disappointing how leftist woke Liberals are incapable of inspiring young voters because they continue sowing seeds of division.

They should take note of how people like Conservatives MP Jamil Jivani brings people together through intolerance and hate.

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A snippet of the Auditor General Doug Wylie’s An Examination of Community Laboratory Services (Contract with DynaLIFE) report released November 2025 which reads: Cost to Alberta Taxpayers (pages 34 to 36). Between 2013 and 2023, Alberta taxpayers paid $125 million in non-value-added costs for government-initiated laboratory procurements that were abandoned or unsuccessful. This includes: $77 million for the outsourcing of community laboratory services. $13 million for the outsourcing of community laboratory services for Northern Alberta and its subsequent cancellation. $35 million for the procurement of the central hub lab construction and its subsequent cancellation. In addition, $32 million was paid by AHS to acquire DynaLIFE's remaining assets and liabilities at fair value following the termination of its contract.

Albertans can trust a UCP government to always do the right thing when it comes to healthcare:

💸 $125 million DynaLIFE
💸 $80+ million off-brand pain medicine
💸 $565+ million charter surgical facilities

Read: www.oag.ab.ca/auditor-gene...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPPublicInquiryNOW

A social media post by Rob Anderson, Chief of Staff of the Premier of Alberta, posted on November 19, 2025. It reads: So let me get this straight...your position is that if a 12 year old male goes on a puberty blocker for, let's say, 3 years — and then stops taking those blockers at 15, you are of the actual view that their natural teenage puberty and growth (including to their reproductive organs) would **checks notes** not be affected? Is that some kind of newly discovered biology you've uncovered? *Hint" you're the one that's been lied to and you ought to go and figure out what other woke pseudo science you've been lied to about. The above post was in response to another social media post by Chris Berthelot, which reads: Puberty blockers do not sterilize anyone. Trans kids & their parents can make informed decisions about their medical treatments. Smith, Anderson & the UCP need to lie because they have nothing else. This will be overturned. The UCP will lose.

You tell ‘em, Dr. Rob Anderson!

#abpoli #ableg

Exciting!

While Albertans struggle with affordability me & my UCP MLAs are raking in the cash!

Neudorf - $302,538!
Nixon - $301,000!
Loewen - $300,000!

See how much your UCP MLA took home in salary, benefits, and reimbursements:
open.alberta.ca/dataset/7594...
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A social media post written by Rob Anderson, Chief of Staff to the Office of the Premier of Alberta, in reply to a social media post by Duane Bratt, a political scientist in Alberta, posted on November 18, 2025. The post reads: That's correct Duane...we don't believe that kids should sterilize themselves prior to becoming adults. We require folks to be adults in order to vote, consume alcohol or marijuana and to get married...seems to me that self-sterilization ought to fall on that list. 75% of your fellow Albertans agree. Duane Bratt’s post reads: I knew that this day was coming. The UCP had been warning for months that they were going to take away the rights of transgender people (not just children but adults too). I thought I was prepared.

Proud to see my Chief of Staff, Rob Anderson, helping propagate conservative lies about children being sterilized without a shred of proof.

By invoking the notwithstanding clause my UCP continues to ensure we never have to provide evidence when punching down on minorities!

A photo of Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, standing at a lectern with the UCP logo modified to read: Unconstitutional Party (UCP)

Exciting!

Giving Albertan’s a sneak peek at our new UCP logo!

Albertan’s have given us a clear mandate: they want us using the notwithstanding clause to trample on their rights & freedoms. We intend to do exactly that!

Up next: women’s rights!

#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

Insiders Detail Ways Alberta’s For-Profit Surgery Push Is Failing | The Tyee The shift strong-arms doctors but hasn’t saved money or shortened waits for critical operations, sources say. A Tyee investigation.

Due to Alberta’s doctor shortage, CFS have a limited pool of doctors to staff their ORs.

To address this crisis, my UCP is now forcing public doctors to work in private ORs against their will!

thetyee.ca/News/2025/11...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW

Alberta NDP Bill 201 proposes $18 minimum wage The Alberta NDP tabled a bill on Thursday to hike the lowest minimum wage in Canada up to $18 an hour by 2027. But as Sean Amato reports, the finance minister says unemployment is already too high.

Alberta has the lowest min. wage in Canada and my UCP is working hard to address this issue.

That’s why we voted against NDP Bill 201 to keep min. wage at $15/hr., so we can keep our promise to corporate execs!

edmonton.citynews.ca/video/2025/1...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

A social media post written by Tanya Fir, UCP MLA, posted on January 24, 2021, which shows Fir apologizing her decision to take a vacation and travel during COVID lockdowns. Fir states she will do better to restore trust and confidence.

Great news Alberta!

Tanya for has apologized ...

... for getting caught.

Again.

And for doing something she should know by now is wrong.

And expressing the very sentiment UCP MLAs have about Albertans who oppose our policies.

Read:
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
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Conservatives across Canada and the US are having a really difficult time comprehending how Donald Trump could be a pedophile.

To help them connect the dots, the Liberals have created this useful image.

I still don’t get it.

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An AI generated image of Donald Trump, President of the United States, walking and holding hands with Bill Clinton, former President of the United States. Trump is wearing a t-shirt which reads: I drained the swamp. Clinton is wearing a t-shirt which reads: Swamp.

I KNEW IT!!

A photo of a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, and Donald Trump, President of the United States.

A photo of a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, standing next to Donald Trump, President of the United States, and Kevin “Mr. Wonderful” O’Leary taken at the Mar-A-Lago golf resort.

With all the talk on social media about my idol, Donald Trump, and how he’s connected to Epstein’s secret pedophile ring, I thought now would be a good time to remind Albertans that I spent large sums of their tax dollars to kiss Trump’s ring more than once!
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URGENT: Send a Direct Message to the Premier Now is the time to act. The Premier is about to introduce harmful anti-trans legislation early next week.

Me & my UCP were excited to trample all over the charter rights of teachers, we’re going to do it again!

This time to transgender people, because we hate anything we don’t understand and that’s why we hate everything!

Sign:
transactionalberta.ca/direct-message
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Budget 2026 consultation Albertans can provide feedback to help set the direction of the provincial budget.

Hey Alberta! 📢

Got a minute? The UCP has released our new 2026 Budget Consultation survey and we need your answers on another push poll survey.

Take a moment to fill it out so we can spend your tax dollars however we want!
www.alberta.ca/budget-2026-...

#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

Alberta NDP calls on gov't to support increases to minimum wage Alberta MLAs on Monday will vote on an NDP-sponsored bill that would legislate an increase to the province's minimum wage.

My UCP is all about making life more affordable for everyday Albertans.

That's why we're voting against Bill 201, the Protect Workers’ Pay Act, which would raise minimum wage in Alberta.

This bill does nothing to help enrich us or our wealthy donors.

edmonton.citynews.ca/2025/11/14/a...
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A screenshot showing a list of contributors to Danielle Smith's UCP leadership contest in 2022. Highlighted on the list is Greg Christenson who contributed $4,300.

The decision to stay the charges against Greg Christenson, an Edmonton developer whose company owes nearly $200 million to life-lease holders, has absolutely nothing to do with his political contributions to me or my UCP.

Pure coincidence.

Read: www.stalbertgazette.com/local-news/p...
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Poll shows more young women want to leave U.S. — their top destination is Canada A record number of younger American women now say they want to leave the United States — and their most common destination of choice is Canada.

These young women should move to Alberta. They'll feel right at home here with my UCP government running things.

Plus, we're planning on privatizing healthcare and implementing all the same laws the US has!

Read:
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli #UCPCorruption

Alberta’s out of electricity for power-hungry AI data centres — for now. What happens next? | CBC News The Alberta Electric System Operator (AESO) says it has allocated all its power capacity — under its temporary cap of 1,200 megawatts for large-load projects — to two data centre projects to be develo...

Albertans already pay the highest electricity prices anywhere in Canada. This could have been mitigated if I didn't kill renewable energy in the province.

Now, with so many pending AI data center projects, we'll be getting Albertans to pay EVEN MORE!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Oh Parksy,

The only thing that "land" with my UCP gov't is:
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#abpoli #ableg #abhealth #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW

CSIS braces for possible foreign interference as Alberta, Quebec eye sovereignty | CBC News With Canada facing not one but two possible sovereignty referendums in the coming years, the head of the country’s spy agency is bracing for the possibility that foreign adversaries could try to meddl...

United we stand divided we fall!

Thanks to Alberta separatists taking trips to the US to speak to Trump officials we are seeing a steady flow of foreign interference actors working to divide Canada for their own gain.

My trips to Quebec helped too!

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Donate to Medicine Hat Grassroots group for integrity & justice, organized by Nancy Scott A message from Athana. To everyone involved in the GoFundMe for… Nancy Scott needs your support for Medicine Hat Grassroots group for integrity & justice

Unacceptable!
Athana Mentzelopoulos, is a traitor to my Alberta & UCP! No one is permitted to investigate and expose #UCPCorruption and that's why she was fired. Our SLAPP lawsuit should have silenced her, but now Albertans are fundraising.

www.gofundme.com/f/medicine-h...
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Great post Angie!

Attacking your own constituents is a bold strategy, but since when does anyone in the UCP care about constituents, right?!

Looks like you’ve been RATIO’D hard, but I’m sure this will really help your efforts to fight this recall.

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A social media post by Bruce McAllister, Executive Director to the Premier of Alberta, posted on November 13, 2025 at 7:51am. The post reads: ATA Backing Principal Ditches Desks for Petty Politics: Instead of focusing on kids, Derek Keenan is scheming MLA recalls! There, fixed it for you. McAllister's social media post includes a link to a Global Edmonton social media post which reads: An Alberta politician, Airdrie-East MLA Angela Pitt, is going on the attack against one of her own constituents.

THIS! 👇

This is why Spanky McAllister is my Executive Director. Not only is he extremely petty (conservative politics: every accusation is a confession), but he knows how to attack Albertans exercising their democratic rights better than anyone.

Read: globalnews.ca/news/1152368...
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A screenshot of a social media post written by Steven L. Anderson, Pastor of Faithful Word Baptist Church in Phoenix, AZ, on November 10, 2025 at 2:14pm. The post reads: I would be pissed if I donated to a church and found out that they were giving the Lord's money to "single mother" whores. I would want it to go to the Lord's work or toward helping godly Christians who are in need. Churches should not be funding fornicators and their bastards.

God bless the Christo-fascist Christians who are always full of hate, intolerance, and completely lack any form of compassion.

Bless them for always voting conservative!

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A social media post by Bruce McAllister, Executive Director for the Alberta Premier’s Office, which reads: Apparently I touched a nerve with the 'woke mob' with this one. I never realized assimilate was such a touchy one for them. Too bad - deal with it. The social media post reposts an earlier social media post written by Bruce McAllister which he discusses Remembrance Day and how new immigrants should learn to assimilate into western society.

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