Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)

BYD just killed your EV argument with a battery that competes with gas engines The Chinese carmaker's new batteries feature a 5-minute charge and 621-mile range, plus a 620,000-mile lifespan and lower prices.

I will gladly use the Sovereignty within a United Canada Act to force an outright ban on electric vehicles if these ever come to Canada.

Read: www.fastcompany.com/91503415/byd...
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Alberta ‘excessively vulnerable’ to foreign interference, experts warn | CBC News Alberta is not ready to deal with the threat of online disinformation coming from foreign actors in a possible referendum campaign on separation this fall, according to national security experts.

"If there were a referendum, there would be no one within the Alberta gov't who could analyze and collect data to ensure the conversation about the referendum is not being manipulated by foreign actors."

Good! We want Alberta to separate!

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Family seeking $1.3M owed by Alberta separatist leader Dennis Modry after court order | CBC News Relatives of a prominent Alberta separatist who met with U.S. officials are upset that he has failed to pay back more than $1.3 million that he owes from a court order issued almost a year ago. A B.C....

Albertans can trust me when I say, the Alberta Independence movement is real grassroots movement by real Albertans and not some far-right conservative GRIFT!

Have I ever lied to you?

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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A photo of a group of people at a Turning Point USA event, praying around Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, some people have their hands outstretched so they may touch him

Exciting to see the Strong & Free nation of the United States being run by their religiously devout president, Donald J. Trump, who is now actively working to overthrow Iran, a country which is being run by group of crazy religious zealots!

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An old cartoon showing a restaurant, where people sitting at tables labeled Healthcare, Sciences, Arts, Education wait with empty plates, while wealthy elites are being piles of money and coins as food by a number of waiters. One of the people at the elite table is War.

Oh look! 👀
It's my UCP hard at work!

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Former Calgary UCP candidate Caylan Ford's life left in tatters due to media coverage: Lawyer Opening address by lawyer for would-be UCP candidate Caylan Ford gives opening address in her defamation case.

It’s truly disappointing what MSM has done to Caylan Ford.

She’s corrupt, a white supremacist, homophobic, a supporter of terrorism, and received insider treatment.

Like Jennifer Johnson, she’s everything we want in a UCP candidate!

calgaryherald.com/news/former-...
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Opinion: Alberta needs to lead — not leave — Canada Alberta doesn't need to leave Canada. Alberta needs to lead Canada; to create jobs, attract investment, and build long-term prosperity.

Maybe Albertans should have elected a leader instead of a lobbyist.

edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
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Say their names: Mayerthorpe 20 years after the most violent moment in Canadian law enforcement history It’s been two decades since the gut-wrenching news shocked the nation: the worst-ever murder in Canadian law enforcement history.

It was a solemn day, 21 years ago when four RCMP officers gave their lives in their service to Albertans.

Today, my UCP desecrate their memories by demonizing the RCMP and pushing for a provincial police force no one wants.

edmontonjournal.com/news/nationa...
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Thousands of Alberta seniors to lose income supplement as province faces rising provincial deficit | CBC News Alberta is making cuts to seniors' benefits and tax credits for caregivers as it faces a $9.4-billion budget deficit.

Great news! 🗞️

Our provincial budget is packed with savings to allow the UCP spending spree to continue while you get nothing!
1⃣ Clawbacks for disabled Albertans
2⃣ Seniors Income supplement
3⃣ Higher municipal property taxes!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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A map showing the western provinces of Canada where Alberta is eliminated and British Columbia becomes wider and renamed Super-Duper British Columbia, and Saskatchewan becomes Saskatchawider.

I know this is an unpopular opinion and I may lose followers but I have to admit this would be a good solution for all the sensitive Alberta snowflakes convoying and spreading their hate of Canada.

Solves the separatist issue too!

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Trump says U.S. has begun 'major combat operations' in Iran, after Israel says it has launched strikes | CBC News The U.S. and Israel launched an attack Saturday on Iran, with the first apparent strike happening near the offices of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

EXCITING! ⚡️

This unprovoked US attack on Iran is going to cause world oil prices to skyrocket! 🚀

This not only helps my budget, but also gives us an unexpected surplus that my UCP blow through!

www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
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A graphic showing a list of costs to Alberta taxpayers which total $10 billion wasted.

There's a lot of talk in Alberta about the latest budget.

Here's a short (and incomplete) list of why the UCP budget for 2025-26 is forecasting a multi-year deficit which has nothing to do with Ottawa nor immigrants.

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$2.3B allocated to new crown corporation supporting Alberta health agencies Alberta is creating a provincial corporation, Health Shared Services, to centralize corporate services between its four health agencies.

As the party of fiscal responsibility we continue to break AHS into 4 Silos with 4 CEOs and management.

But we now realize we need a new crown corporation to oversee the 4 health agencies so we're allocating $2.3 billion and hiring new CEOs and managers!

www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

A screenshot of an Province of Alberta Order in Council signed by Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta.

A screenshot of the second page of the Province of Alberta Order in Council which authorizes the province to go into $40 billion in debt.

Good news Alberta!

With the stroke of a pen I just signed you poor taxpayers up for $40 BILLION IN NEW DEBT so you and your kids can enjoy deficit for years to come!

Thank you for always voting for the fiscally responsible UCP conservatives!

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A graphic for an Alberta Independence Convoy from Red Deer to Calgary on February 28, 2026.

Just like voting conservative for 50 years and expecting better results, Alberta conservatives have been programmed to do one thing over and over again hoping for change.

This convoy is proof of that!

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A photo of Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta and leader of the United Conservative Party, with the caption: I'm the fucking problem

This post is for all the conservatives in Alberta who after 50 years of voting conservative still haven't figured it out:

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A screenshot of a news article written by Jack Farrell and posted by CBC News on June 27, 2025 showing a picture of Nate Horner, UCP Finance Minister, with the headline reading: Alberta posts surplus of $8.3 billion in 2024-2025 fiscal year. Just over $5 billion of surplus cash province can spend, says finance minister.

Friendly reminder:

In June 2025, Nate Horner was boasting about an Alberta $5 billion budget SURPLUS.

And then we spent it like a lottery winner on crack resulting in a $9 billion DEFICIT, so now we're blaming immigrants!

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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If Alberta is the Economic Engine of Canada that has a tax advantage of at least $16.9 billion compared to other provinces.

Why is Alberta always running a deficit?

It's almost like there's some party in the government that keeps mishandling taxpayer money. 🤔

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A graphic showing an AI data centre with a long row of servers and network equipment with a quote from BNN Bloomberg on February 27, 2026 which reads: Transalta announces major data centre in Parkland County, Alberta

AI Data centres are energy hogs 🐖, and since I don't allow renewable energy, electricity rates in our province are going to skyrocket! 🚀

Just another way my UCP can serve our oil & gas masters and making life more unaffordable for Albertans!
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Alberta Legalizes Hunt Pens for Deer & Elk Alberta legalizes enclosed hunting, reviving a cruel sport that lets hunters pay to kill captive deer and elk trapped behind high fences.

Todd Loewen is proud to be profiting from this:

By amending the Livestock Industry Diversification Act, the province has ended a long-standing prohibition on the devastating bloodsport of “canned hunting” or “enclosed hunting.”

animaljustice.ca/blog/alberta...
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A screenshot of the No Tax Hike Guarantee from the UCP website which reads: A re-elected UCP government would formalize this pledge by expanding the Taxpayer Protection Act to include personal and business income taxes to ensure no future government could increase income taxes without approval from Albertans in a referendum. The Taxpayer Protection Act already prohibits the introduction of a sales tax without approval from Albertans in a referendum.

But you won't find any referendum on our municipal tax hike.

A graphic created by the United Conservative Party of Alberta, showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, speaking with the caption, Danielle Smith and the UCP commit to no tax hikes period.

Hey Alberta! 📢

Remember when I promised a No Tax Hike Guarantee?!

I LIED!

I'm raising your municipal property taxes in hope you'll blame municipalities for tax increases, instead of blaming me and my UCP!

Read: unitedconservative.ca/annoucement/...
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A social media post by Bruce McAllister, Executive Director of Alberta Premier's office, in which he reposts a social media post by Andrew Coyne, journalist for the Globe and Mail. Coyne writes in his post: My latest, on the disgraceful attempts by two political leaders to blame immigrants for their troubles and ours. McAllister responds: This guy is unhinged. You could search the country and it would be difficult to find someone more out of touch with reality. I'm not suggesting he's the dumbest person in Canada, but if that person dies...

I'm not suggesting he's the dumbest person in Canada, but if enough people with an X account reported Spanky McAllister's account for violent speech...
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Glad I can ALWAYS count on op-eds posted by conservative media, The Calgary Herald, and written by columnists like Chris Nelson and Rick Bell, to skew judgement on 'Nazi' comments made by Notley while willfully ignoring my own comments.
Read: calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...
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Albertans are getting concerned about their jobs with the new AI Data Centres my UCP will be helping build.

Don't worry, Alberta. We have been consulting with top industry experts, like Elon Musk & Jeff Bezos, to ensure your life still has purpose!

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Calgary cancer patients lose access to after-hours oncology support line | CBC News A Calgarian living with terminal cancer is calling on health officials in Alberta to restore access to after-hours specialist care for patients of the province’s largest cancer centre.

Well look, it's your fault for getting cancer in the first place, so the least you could do is have the courtesy to get sick during regular office hours.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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A social media post by The Buck You Will showing a graphic of Canada's net international immigration for 1952 to 2025. The line on the graph goes from around 200,000 until 2021 where it shoots up to 2.4 million. This graph is fake. The comment on the post reads: If this immigration chart doesn't A) Enrage you, B) Concern you, C) Scare you, then what the fuck is wrong with you?

Can always count on conservative supporters to:

A) Never check FACTS
B) Spread blatant LIES
C) RAGE against whatever we tell them to be angry at

Such good little sheeple.

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Alberta pledges $10.8B for education in Budget 2026 In Budget 2026 Alberta says it will invest $10.8 billion into the education system with a tough budget coming Thursday.

As it turns out, my UCP could afford to pay what teachers were demanding. We just wanted to force a deal on them we knew they would never accept.

edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
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It's not just me. Conservatives have been against Trudeau's reckless immigration policy for years.

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A graphic of bullet points which detail the Hallmarks of Proto-fascism. Private enforcers at political rallies Discrediting of the free press Hyper-militarism Xenophobia Tolerance for attacks on the marginalized Appeals to a glorious (mythic) past Strong-arm rhetoric Threats to crush (purported) enemies Thinly veiled racism Open contempt for immigrants Promises of future greatness via magical impact of the great leader Insistence on allegiance to symbols of patriotism Threats to undermine the judiciary Discrediting of elected officials/bodies Attempts to circumnavigate legislative processes Relentless blaming of foreign powers for domestic woes Demands for unwavering loyalty to leader

This segment of the UCP playbook is brought to you by the courtesy of my Chief of Staff, Rob Anderson.

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