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Trump says U.S. has begun 'major combat operations' in Iran, after Israel says it has launched strikes | CBC News The U.S. and Israel launched an attack Saturday on Iran, with the first apparent strike happening near the offices of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

EXCITING! ⚡️

This unprovoked US attack on Iran is going to cause world oil prices to skyrocket! 🚀

This not only helps my budget, but also gives us an unexpected surplus that my UCP blow through!

www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
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A graphic showing a list of costs to Alberta taxpayers which total $10 billion wasted.

There's a lot of talk in Alberta about the latest budget.

Here's a short (and incomplete) list of why the UCP budget for 2025-26 is forecasting a multi-year deficit which has nothing to do with Ottawa nor immigrants.

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

$2.3B allocated to new crown corporation supporting Alberta health agencies Alberta is creating a provincial corporation, Health Shared Services, to centralize corporate services between its four health agencies.

As the party of fiscal responsibility we continue to break AHS into 4 Silos with 4 CEOs and management.

But we now realize we need a new crown corporation to oversee the 4 health agencies so we're allocating $2.3 billion and hiring new CEOs and managers!

www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

A screenshot of an Province of Alberta Order in Council signed by Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta.

A screenshot of the second page of the Province of Alberta Order in Council which authorizes the province to go into $40 billion in debt.

Good news Alberta!

With the stroke of a pen I just signed you poor taxpayers up for $40 BILLION IN NEW DEBT so you and your kids can enjoy deficit for years to come!

Thank you for always voting for the fiscally responsible UCP conservatives!

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

A graphic for an Alberta Independence Convoy from Red Deer to Calgary on February 28, 2026.

Just like voting conservative for 50 years and expecting better results, Alberta conservatives have been programmed to do one thing over and over again hoping for change.

This convoy is proof of that!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty

A photo of Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta and leader of the United Conservative Party, with the caption: I'm the fucking problem

This post is for all the conservatives in Alberta who after 50 years of voting conservative still haven't figured it out:

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A screenshot of a news article written by Jack Farrell and posted by CBC News on June 27, 2025 showing a picture of Nate Horner, UCP Finance Minister, with the headline reading: Alberta posts surplus of $8.3 billion in 2024-2025 fiscal year. Just over $5 billion of surplus cash province can spend, says finance minister.

Friendly reminder:

In June 2025, Nate Horner was boasting about an Alberta $5 billion budget SURPLUS.

And then we spent it like a lottery winner on crack resulting in a $9 billion DEFICIT, so now we're blaming immigrants!

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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If Alberta is the Economic Engine of Canada that has a tax advantage of at least $16.9 billion compared to other provinces.

Why is Alberta always running a deficit?

It's almost like there's some party in the government that keeps mishandling taxpayer money. 🤔

#abpoli #ableg

A graphic showing an AI data centre with a long row of servers and network equipment with a quote from BNN Bloomberg on February 27, 2026 which reads: Transalta announces major data centre in Parkland County, Alberta

AI Data centres are energy hogs 🐖, and since I don't allow renewable energy, electricity rates in our province are going to skyrocket! 🚀

Just another way my UCP can serve our oil & gas masters and making life more unaffordable for Albertans!
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Alberta Legalizes Hunt Pens for Deer & Elk Alberta legalizes enclosed hunting, reviving a cruel sport that lets hunters pay to kill captive deer and elk trapped behind high fences.

Todd Loewen is proud to be profiting from this:

By amending the Livestock Industry Diversification Act, the province has ended a long-standing prohibition on the devastating bloodsport of “canned hunting” or “enclosed hunting.”

animaljustice.ca/blog/alberta...
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A screenshot of the No Tax Hike Guarantee from the UCP website which reads: A re-elected UCP government would formalize this pledge by expanding the Taxpayer Protection Act to include personal and business income taxes to ensure no future government could increase income taxes without approval from Albertans in a referendum. The Taxpayer Protection Act already prohibits the introduction of a sales tax without approval from Albertans in a referendum.

But you won't find any referendum on our municipal tax hike.

A graphic created by the United Conservative Party of Alberta, showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, speaking with the caption, Danielle Smith and the UCP commit to no tax hikes period.

Hey Alberta! 📢

Remember when I promised a No Tax Hike Guarantee?!

I LIED!

I'm raising your municipal property taxes in hope you'll blame municipalities for tax increases, instead of blaming me and my UCP!

Read: unitedconservative.ca/annoucement/...
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A social media post by Bruce McAllister, Executive Director of Alberta Premier's office, in which he reposts a social media post by Andrew Coyne, journalist for the Globe and Mail. Coyne writes in his post: My latest, on the disgraceful attempts by two political leaders to blame immigrants for their troubles and ours. McAllister responds: This guy is unhinged. You could search the country and it would be difficult to find someone more out of touch with reality. I'm not suggesting he's the dumbest person in Canada, but if that person dies...

I'm not suggesting he's the dumbest person in Canada, but if enough people with an X account reported Spanky McAllister's account for violent speech...
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Glad I can ALWAYS count on op-eds posted by conservative media, The Calgary Herald, and written by columnists like Chris Nelson and Rick Bell, to skew judgement on 'Nazi' comments made by Notley while willfully ignoring my own comments.
Read: calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...
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Albertans are getting concerned about their jobs with the new AI Data Centres my UCP will be helping build.

Don't worry, Alberta. We have been consulting with top industry experts, like Elon Musk & Jeff Bezos, to ensure your life still has purpose!

#abpoli #cdnpoli

Calgary cancer patients lose access to after-hours oncology support line | CBC News A Calgarian living with terminal cancer is calling on health officials in Alberta to restore access to after-hours specialist care for patients of the province’s largest cancer centre.

Well look, it's your fault for getting cancer in the first place, so the least you could do is have the courtesy to get sick during regular office hours.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #abhealth #ableg #abbudget

A social media post by The Buck You Will showing a graphic of Canada's net international immigration for 1952 to 2025. The line on the graph goes from around 200,000 until 2021 where it shoots up to 2.4 million. This graph is fake. The comment on the post reads: If this immigration chart doesn't A) Enrage you, B) Concern you, C) Scare you, then what the fuck is wrong with you?

Can always count on conservative supporters to:

A) Never check FACTS
B) Spread blatant LIES
C) RAGE against whatever we tell them to be angry at

Such good little sheeple.

#abpoli #cdnpoli #AlbertaIndependance #AlbertaSeparation

Alberta pledges $10.8B for education in Budget 2026 In Budget 2026 Alberta says it will invest $10.8 billion into the education system with a tough budget coming Thursday.

As it turns out, my UCP could afford to pay what teachers were demanding. We just wanted to force a deal on them we knew they would never accept.

edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
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It's not just me. Conservatives have been against Trudeau's reckless immigration policy for years.

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A graphic of bullet points which detail the Hallmarks of Proto-fascism. Private enforcers at political rallies Discrediting of the free press Hyper-militarism Xenophobia Tolerance for attacks on the marginalized Appeals to a glorious (mythic) past Strong-arm rhetoric Threats to crush (purported) enemies Thinly veiled racism Open contempt for immigrants Promises of future greatness via magical impact of the great leader Insistence on allegiance to symbols of patriotism Threats to undermine the judiciary Discrediting of elected officials/bodies Attempts to circumnavigate legislative processes Relentless blaming of foreign powers for domestic woes Demands for unwavering loyalty to leader

This segment of the UCP playbook is brought to you by the courtesy of my Chief of Staff, Rob Anderson.

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A social media post by Jesse Peters II titled When Alberta becomes independent, which reads: We should round up all of the liberals and gays and either deport them or send them into little camps where they can work until they learn to accept freedom of speech and all of our freedom and not be liberal sissies anymore. And if that doesn't work we can euthanize them too!

Great idea!

This is what happens when direct democracy is allowed free rein and people are permitted to speak freely and openly about politics.

Glad to be helping Albertans find their voices!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty

Danielle Smith Is No Separatist. She’s Much Worse | The Tyee The premier’s referendum plan is destructive, divisive and ultimately evil.

"Smith’s agenda is as much about sowing division and hate, and about her own inept failures and lack of vision, as it is about serious constitutional reform"

FINALLY!
Somebody gets me and understands what I'm doing!

thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...
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A social media meme showing a young black child questioning an adult white lady with the caption reading: Wait. Danielle Smith budgeted for $75/barrel oil, but over the past decade oil has averaged $64/barrel. And she's still telling us that the deficit is because of Trudeau and immigration?

Well . . . when you explain it rationally, of course it doesn't make sense. But it's always in my best interest to blame someone else so my supporters don't see the UCP's utter incompetence.

#abpoli #abbudget #budget2026 #ableg

A social media post by Charles Adler, Canadian Senator, which reads: Your choice, Albertans. You can believe Premier Danielle Smith, or the Data. In 1992, Alberta had approximately 11,700 hospital beds. Today, with nearly double the population and a much older demographic, we have roughly 8,800. This is not an Ottawa or immigration problem.

And people wonder why I want to abolish the senate.

#abpoli #cdnpoli #abhealth #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW @pfparks.bsky.social

A photo of a lineup of white people

A photo of a white couple standing in front of a table with man wearing a shirt that reads: God, Guns, Trump

The Americans . . . er . . . I mean, the Albertans signing the Alberta separatists petitions in Arizona are definitely my kind of people!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty

A social media post by Liberals Must Go, showing photos of people standing in lineups, with the post stating: Albertan snowbirds in Yuma, Arizona lined up to sign the Alberta Independence petition! Even in the US, Albertans are working on separation. Now that’s dedication.

Exciting!

MAGA Americans . . . I mean, Albertans, are lining up in Arizona to sign the separation petition.

Proud to see the lengths separatists are going to get the minimum number of signatures!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty

a couple of penguins are standing next to each other on a snowy surface . ALT: a couple of penguins are standing next to each other on a snowy surface .

Live view of nations “dancing in the streets” celebrating the Supreme Court ruling which effectively removes Donald Trump’s tariffs.

A screenshot of Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, during her video provincial address on February 19, 2026 in which she is proposing provincial governments, not the federal government, have the power to select justices appointed to the provincial King's Bench and Appeals courts.

During my announcement yesterday, I LIED when I told Albertans: 80% of Canadian judges donate to the Liberal party.

I said this because I want my UCP gov't appoint federal justices.

This article explains why I lied: www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
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Derek Smith: The Digital Firebrand: How Rage-bait Politics Echo in a Bubble Derek Smith — known online as @unacceptfringe and host of Unacceptable Fringe — on YouTube is one of many self-styled political…

Learn more about the author, Derek Smith!

Read: prairiesexposed.medium.com/derek-smith-...
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A social media post by Rise of Alberta showing a graphic of a book titled How Alberta Got Its Independence, illustrated by Rise of Alberta, with the headline showing Number One Bestseller on Amazon. The post reads: Had a blast illustrating How Alberta Got Its Independence with Derek Smith. It's officially a Number One best seller on Amazon in Political Humour. This is a fun, family-friendly story about Alberta charting its own path.

Alberta's Independence is a grassroots movement being organized and funded by Albertans, NOT foreign interests.

Because all grassroots movements write books to sell on Amazon when they're busy organizing and gathering petition signatures.

#abpoli #AlbertaSeparation #Grifter