Miss Murder

Just finished You Weren't Meant To Be Human by @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social & I'm NOT ok. Never has a book had me cry, yell, hold back vomit, & pray for any kind of relief for the protagonist regardless of how unlikely it seemed. Simultaneously the ugliest & most beautiful thing I have ever read.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

*i also use an African net sponge so I was going to be clean either way but that double cleanse just hits different. Going to bed clean to the bone, moisturized, and smelling like a dream is a non-negotiable.

I ran out of fresh washcloths* last night and told my coworker this morning. She said, "oh so you riding Funky Friday today huh?" I said DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH? Hell no, I used a small hand towel instead. I know they might not be MY ancestors but I'm not offending them this month of all months 🧵

Caught a Lite Sneeze by Tori Amos. The peaks! The valleys! The building momentum!

I just finished Lucky Day by @chucktingle.bsky.social and I haven't been so impacted by a book in years - a lovely, fantastical, existential story filled with hope. @marawilson.bsky.social was perfection as the audio performer and it had the best ending I've read in a long time. It's a must read!

Happy Valentine's ❤️ Day from me and Papa Perpetua !

NEW EP: WARM BODIES (2013)

Romeo & Juliet with zombies? We're in. Let's discuss the post-Twilight boom of monster romance stories, Nicholas Hoult starting his weird lil' guy era, and why the message that love will always conquer all feels so nice these days.

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I can't wait to listen to this ep! I left the theater bawling because as a peson of *an age* it reminded me of an AIDS allegory. People catching a virus, being societally despised, falling apart, and then suddenly when someone shows care, they are able to become "human" again through intervention.

I'm not looking forward to Bad Bunny's HT show simply because I know when he sings DtMF I'm going to cry like a baby in front of everyone. Obv I know MEX & PR are completely different places/holidays but this song will always remind me of the grown-up sequel to Remember Me from Coco.

I gotta sleep with a memory foam pillow between my knees and shoved the whole way up into my 🐈 to keep everything where it's supposed to be and make sure I don't roll over into the wrong side in my sleep.

And we know that they don't have the intelligence, ability, or shame necessary to keep their mouths shut about it. I feel like the absence of their grating voices and omnipresence is proof that ICE agents en masse can't get no bitches. 🧵3/3

Where are all the ICE WAGs? Because you know if they existed, we wouldn't be able to escape them. They would be ICEd out to to bottom (and not in the good way) demanding free Sutter Home moscato at Applebee's and crying about how hard it is for "them" right now to "serve the country." 🧵2/2

You know how certain women make their husband's job their whole personality? like "my husband is military so WE serve the country" or when electricians travel during disasters to restore power & wives get all mad about "bucket bunnies"? Or wives of cops who are head to toe in Thin Blue Line flags?🧵

If You Have Ghosts

"Smut" isn't my genre of books or tv but I did watch a bit at the urging of my coworker (50 y/o conservative cishet woman). Maybe she impacted how I felt about it or maybe it just wasn't for me,but ultimately it made me feel icky. Representation is important but it bordered on fetishization for me.

Never Is a Promise has to be skipped unless you have "sob uncontrollably" pre-scheduled into your day.

Any arts and crafts wizards in here? I got a shirt that frankly I hate and would like to salvage. It's a sports style tshirt with the big player number on the back and I want to make the number glittery. Are there any specific fabric paints that would work for this?

You Can Now Take College-Level Classes All About Horror Movies Ever wanted to take a class all about horror? Check out the Miskatonic Institute for Horror Studies' spring lineup of lectures and masterclasses.

Ever wanted to take a class all about horror? Check out the Miskatonic Institute for Horror Studies' spring lineup of lectures and masterclasses.

I just finished Black Flame by @scumbelievable.bsky.social . I have never in my life read something so disgusting, depraved, & vulgar. It will 100% be in my favorite books of 2026. Absolutely incredible, just like Manhunt. She is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors. The audiobook is perfect.

Listen to the story that shaped a generation. Decades after starring in Stand By Me, the film adaptation of THE BODY, Wil Wheaton lends his voice to an all new recording of the audiobook. Pre-order your copy and start listening March 24, 2026.

I'm not even trying to be funny, I'm a whole-ass hillbilly and I only know who ONE of those honkeys are.

This rotted little rodent is my second least favorite thing about this state ( @johnfetterman.com being the first )

My mama, CHER! I adore this queen 💕

Reminder that Dr. Dre is an unapologetic abuser of women and it's an insult to all of our intelligence that he has a whole Grammy award named after him. No one should be accepting that award, it's embarrassing.

BILLIE 🫂😭

The video for Abracadabra came out right as I was headed to surgery for my chronic pain. I watched the video on repeat on my way to the pain management facility and it eased my fear and anxiety so much. Seeing what she can accomplish with her limitations made me realize I'm not worthless.

Teyana Taylor is the most beautiful woman in the world. She's so gorgeous it makes me want to throw up. If I looked like that I would never stop staring at myself.

Wait I need more info on this most recent pants-shittery. Somehow I missed this!

Vocals, passion, and birdcage headgear, the old Gaga is BACK 🪄♦️