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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie)

@lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social

She/her. 36. I pretend to talk about books and games and narrative media but I’m usually just talking about my Dragon Age fanfic ideas. Sometimes NSFW. Minors DNI.

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Latest posts by lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social on Bluesky

I forgot bsky existed lol

22.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FYI

Sincerely, someone who's been feeling extremely ostracized lately.

11.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 55    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 0

cw: SA:

The ace spectrum is just that: a spectrum and not a monolith. Some people who identify as ace enthusiastically consent to having sex with trusted partners. Some choose to never. Both are valid. What’s gross about that post is that it implies Lucanis did not have the option to consent.

12.08.2025 00:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The problem with the post at the center of the current discourse isn’t that it denies Lucanis’s asexuality or demisexuality. It’s that it implies Caterina forced her grandson to perform acts he did not want to perform. Hope this helps.

12.08.2025 00:26 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

IT’S WIVES!!!! So insanely happy to see Daphne and her wife, @classicleechaos.bsky.social ‘s Ziva together 💚🩵

11.08.2025 23:42 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The Soprano’s sequel where Meadow’s The Boss. You’re welcome Hollywood, this idea is not free. Venmo me $1 billion.

16.07.2025 13:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rounding it out with a Spectrier because I think Daphne is a secret Horse Girl in her heart of hearts, a Hydreigon because she needs her powerhitter for when she gets too caught up to strategize and just wants to Hit Hard, and of course, a Corviknight because, well. She likes Crows.

08.07.2025 01:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Going mostly ghost/dark/fairy, starting with her first, a Gastly who she never evolves because he’s her precious wispy Little Guy. Followed by a Shiny Ninetails, as I have Daphne as a Death Caller/Fire mage and the shiny version is just a bit spookier looking. And a token Creepy Weirdo, Morgrem.

08.07.2025 01:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Jumping on the bandwagon with Daphne’s Pokemon team:

08.07.2025 01:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Once I get my hands on a PC copy of Veilguard and this mod you’ll never hear the end of it from me, I will be spamming Daphne-polycule Rook/Rook content until the sun dies and the molecules that were once me wither into an unknowable nothingness (even then you might not be safe)

07.07.2025 17:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When a cheddar is so sharp it’s got little crystally bits in it? 🫦

04.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good day in WI to bust out my favorite shirt

02.07.2025 17:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, every time I’m in a group of people all staying in the same place: we should probably watch the pilot of The Magicians later.

01.07.2025 17:39 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

So weird how BTVS Season 5 just doesn’t have an episode 15 and season 6 doesn’t have a 19? So bizarre.

29.06.2025 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been doing a BTVS rewatch and when Giles gets all tough and protective of Buffy after she rejects Spike? Woah. 🥵

Hahahahaha 🙃

27.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m so stressed rn yall 😬😭💗

26.06.2025 23:44 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Just realized I am an adult with access to an espresso maker, Fluff, and peanut butter and actually nothing is stopping me from making Fluffernutter lattes every morning.

22.06.2025 17:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People out here acting like it’s illegal to hurt a bundle of pixel’s feelings and meanwhile I’m dumping the bin of Barbies out in the sandbox like “ok who can I throw into a shoebox together next and then close the lid and shake it up real hard?”

20.06.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"i judge your ship if"

i am judging *you* for typing that out in public instead of a groupchat if it's not for reasons like racism/homophobia/transphobia/etc

20.06.2025 20:58 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Do…do people know that what others imagine in their own headcanons don’t affect your own imagination? I can break up whoever I want in my own head and they can. Still be together in yours. You don’t have to imagine it just because someone else likes to.

20.06.2025 21:13 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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me, thinking i'm feeling ok despite being on the first day of my period and a new round of hormonal meds: wow it's funny that this time they aren't really affecting me 🙂

also me, watching the graduation battle scene in S3E22 of Buffy:

18.06.2025 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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can’t draw eyes hurt but

18.06.2025 02:49 — 👍 916    🔁 506    💬 0    📌 2

GOD I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH

13.06.2025 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Natalie Dormer for Daphne Ingellvar. I have A Thing for weird little pouty cat mouths 😭

06.06.2025 23:24 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

YES THATS MY WIFE

06.06.2025 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OH MY GOD GOOSE!!!!! (Do it think about Cassandra while listening to stars)

06.06.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shout out to
the gays

| #art |

05.06.2025 17:20 — 👍 758    🔁 163    💬 3    📌 2

OMGGGG!!!! Love!!

04.06.2025 08:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyway the succubi lesbians are going pretty well i think i dunno there’s boobs so my judgment is pretty clouded.

01.06.2025 21:40 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Pride Month <3

01.06.2025 17:35 — 👍 159    🔁 76    💬 3    📌 1

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