That is a cool school tie!
…Or bought me cake on my birthday! 🍰
Obviously buy it from a tax-paying, in-person, friendly, local bookshop if you are lucky to have one nearby. Independent bookshops have always look after me - Jeff Bezos has never made me a cup of tea or given me a lift to the train station.
My book is currently 20% off if you buy it from the A-hole.
www.amazon.co.uk/Far-Out-Five...
Just seen this - I think I met her today!
Showing off at Linslade School today!
There are jokes/references only the grown ups will get in my book. For example the main villain is a rubbish cousin of Medusa called, Meduli.
Your weekly reminder that if you haven’t got a copy of my brand new graphic novel for 7-11 year olds (and clever 6 year olds) then you are missing out big stylee.
Here’s what actual QI elf @schreiberland.bsky.social said about it (and I didn’t pay/bribe him)
www.penguin.co.uk/books/463333...
If you play Celine Dion records backwards you hear titanic messages.
If we’re going for animals on the next British banknotes we should have:
£5 Adrian Mole
£10 Bear Grylls
£20 Adam Ant
£50 Sam Fox
I accidentally spilt anti-aging cream on my brother's newborn baby and it disappeared.
A cucumber is very much like a bishop in chess in that it can only go diagonally (in the salad compartment of the fridge)
There are lots of reasons to be excited about this but a big one for me is that I'm getting a SLEEPER TRAIN to it! I think mentioned it about 56 times in a meeting with the producers. Though very, very chuffed about the actual event too, I promise
Today is Mario Day (Mar10) so here’s a peeky sneak from the next Far-Out Five where Bloof gets sucked into an 8-bit style video game.
The nerds in the room will spot my bonus Ghostbusters reference.
Amidst the fun of World Book Week I forgot to mention that my show at the Leicester Comedy Festival has been nominated for ‘Best Poster’.
In my book, having a good poster is far better than being funny! 🎈
All your budding comic book makers should beg, borrow or steal* a copy of this week’s Week Junior.
*I don’t advocate theft unless it’s wooden pencils from Ikea
What do you call a dictator who is always up to date with his invoices?
Idi Admin.
All your budding comic book makers should beg, borrow or steal* a copy of this week’s Week Junior.
*I don’t advocate theft unless it’s wooden pencils from Ikea
A bowl of what???
Wella shampoo is great but when my hair is really greasy, I use Wella wella wella huh shampoo.
The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati.
And I’m not a million miles away the following week as I take the show to COLCHESTER!
colchesterartscentre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Only 8 tickets left for my family friendly comedy show in Chelmsford next Sunday - the perfect Mother’s Day treat!!!
www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/book/?id=360...
Also I’m doing my family friendly comedy show in Harpenden on April 9th. Get your tickets here: everyonetheatres.com/whats-on/ola...
I had a load of fun signing books in Harpenden today – if you missed me, there are extra signed copies in the shop but not many!
No potholes - obviously an error.
A lot of people give up halfway when making a massive corridor. But I'm in it for the long hall.
Who wore it best? World Book Day at Bedford Girls School.
HARPENDEN PEOPLE!!! This Saturday I’ll be signing copies of The Far-Out Five at Harpenden Books from 11:00am-12:30pm come along and say hi (I will have my bling badges with me).
So good to be on 6 music chatting to Chris Hawkins this morning!
