HARPENDEN PEOPLE!!! This Saturday I’ll be signing copies of The Far-Out Five at Harpenden Books from 11:00am-12:30pm come along and say hi (I will have my bling badges with me).
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HARPENDEN PEOPLE!!! This Saturday I’ll be signing copies of The Far-Out Five at Harpenden Books from 11:00am-12:30pm come along and say hi (I will have my bling badges with me).
04.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today’s author visit in St Albans had the biggest screen I’ve ever encountered at a school event. I swear I got a suntan after doing two assemblies in front of it!
(For scale purposes I’m six foot six).
Amazing find on Antiques Roadshow - Hexham 1991
03.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 129 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 2Fair
03.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Put this on Instagram and people are saying it’s AI - I make my own slop thank you very much!
03.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 48 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0Amazing find on Antiques Roadshow - Hexham 1991
03.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 129 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 2…is an example of the kind of joke I DEFINITELY won’t tell in this show.
03.03.2026 20:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati.
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I’m taking my award winning family comedy show on the road this spring/summer (and for the man who grumbled about me not going to the south west, I’m in talks about coming back to Exeter in June!)
Get your tickets before they go - lots of these dates are selling fast!
campsite.bio/ofalafel
Here’s the link 👍
www.amazon.co.uk/Far-Out-Five...
If you have bought The Far-Out Five from Amazon (and to be honest even if you haven’t) could you do me a huge World Book Week favour and leave it a lovely review please.
(This one for Art Avenger has to be the best I’ve ever had)
Do YOU need inspiration for #WorldBookDay? My WEBSITE contains loads of FREE poems for your edification: www.joshuaseigal.co.uk Sample poem below - enjoy! @worldbookdayuk.bsky.social @booksforkeeps.bsky.social @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social #BookSky #EduSky
02.03.2026 12:44 — 👍 17 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
It’s World Book Week and I’m visiting twelve schools in seven days because I’m officially stupid. Five down, seven more to go.
03.03.2026 07:43 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I also saw @ofalafel.bsky.social in Bristol and highly recommend!
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Only knowing him from those Trivago adverts, my wife expressed opinions on Klopp's teeth so I had to show her this brilliant impression from the ever excellent @ofalafel.bsky.social
She was in stitches.
youtu.be/cZaIxNCLvus
Sorry about that but Southend was a lot of fun!!!
01.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Go to this.
Although I’m now miffed I drove all the way to Southend to see this when I could’ve just waited a bit..
Here’s a super simple guide to dressing your kids as Glossy Jeff for World Book Day
01.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
It’s World book Week next week and if anyone dresses up as any of the Far-Out Five I will be seriously impressed!
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My next family comedy show is in two weeks time in Chelmsford and tickets are very limited.
Grab one of those last seats sharpish!!!
www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/event/olaf-f...
Just saw @ofalafel.bsky.social performing in Bristol.
He's got spare tickets in Corsham apparenrly ... and the show is good!
BRIZZLE FO’ SHIZZLE!
My family comedy show in Bristol on Saturday has ONE ticket left for the 3pm show and TWENTY TWO left for the 1pm show.
Don’t miss out!
thewardrobetheatre.com/shows/olaf-f...
I’ve got my tickets for @ofalafel.bsky.social at Leeds City Varieties.
As it’s a lunchtime kids show I now need to find a grandchild to come with me.
Olaf’s Art Club (yes, you must repeat that 10 times as quickly as you can), was a factor that kept me going during those lockdown days.
BRIZZLE FO’ SHIZZLE!
My family comedy show in Bristol on Saturday has ONE ticket left for the 3pm show and TWENTY TWO left for the 1pm show.
Don’t miss out!
thewardrobetheatre.com/shows/olaf-f...
If your wound is blue I think you’ll be needing more than just a wipe
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😂😂😂
I definitely think you’ll enjoy it!
Willie Nelson is one of the most painful wrestling holds.
25.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 91 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0
I know it’s crass to show off but I’ve got a new book out and I want you all to buy at least one copy each so sllow me to present, the nicest message I got yesterday
24.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 50 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0Awesome!!!
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BRISTOL FAMILIES!!!
The 3pm show next Saturday sold out pretty quickly so they put on an extra performance at 1pm and now that one is also going fast. Basically get in there quick like a goose in a cash and carry!
thewardrobetheatre.com/shows/olaf-f...
