The Snarky Correspondent

Let's make #TheNodfather trend! #DonaldTrump

I’m woke because sleeping through injustice was never my style. ☕✊https://open.substack.com/pub/thesnarkycorrespondent/p/why-im-loud-proud-and-woke-as-hell?r=18kvn7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

New York City has a new mayor — Zohran Mamdani — and everyone 's talking about it. But how do people thousands of miles away in Cuba see this political moment?

We asked Cubans what they know about the election and how U.S. politics echo across the Caribbean.

#cuba #cubanews #zohranmamdani

The Land of the Free? My ASS! With Love and Anger, The Snarky Correspondent

ICE dragged a teacher out of a daycare. That’s not immigration enforcement—that’s fascism with a press release. #Chicago #RayitodeSol
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“Sorry, but we don't serve ICE!” A Snarky Correspondent dispatch from Logan Square, Chicago, where even lattes have to hide.

Chicago business owners are locking their doors midday — not for crime, but to keep out ICE’s fake-cop parade. When baristas have to buzz you in to dodge government cosplay raids, you know freedom’s on its lunch break. #ICE open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Right now! And I LOVE HIM! I had the pleasure of meeting him in California years ago. Nicest guy.

The Static Inside Me An Introspective Dispatch from The Snarky Correspondent

Even my exhaustion has anxiety — new piece up on Substack: The Static Inside Me. ⚡ Stay loud. Stay human. open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

They’d Rather Kill Democracy Than Pay the Bills With Love and Fight, The Snarky Correspondent

Illinois isn’t immune: even here. Republicans at a local township meeting are starving the Clerk’s office. No funding = maybe a primary OR midterm, but not both. That’s sabotage.
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🎤 The People vs Donald Trump: No Kings With Love and Fight from Chicago, The Snarky Correspondent

We dumped one king in 1776 — why the hell would we crown a clown in 2026? 👑🤡 #NoKingsDay
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Cuomo had better learn how to say “Mayor Mamdani” correctly, because he got smoked last night.🔥

Be Like Andrew Young With Love and Fight, The Snarky Correspondent

Freedom isn’t gifted—it’s fought for. Andrew Young knows it—he’s 93, still doing the work, and dropping a documentary on his life. MAGA clowns wouldn’t know leadership if it hit them with a crown. #AndrewYoung #NoKingsDay open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Fifty Million for Maduro, But Not a Dime for You With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

Agreed! open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Fifty Million for Maduro, But Not a Dime for You With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

“$50 million bounty for Maduro? Cool. But apparently no money to keep the gov open for our own people. Priorities, bitches. 🙃🔥 #ShutdownSham”
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👑 No Kings, No Fuck-Wits With Love and Frustration, The Snarky Correspondent

No Kings Day isn’t anti-American—it’s anti-Fuck-wit.
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Antifa: The Big Bad Boogeyman With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

“Antifa isn’t a group—it’s just your neighbor who’s allergic to fascism.”
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Columbus Was a Lost Fraud — And We All Know It With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

“Columbus didn’t discover America—he discovered he was lost.”
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“In America 2025, prayer gets you pepper-balled—so yeah, fuck ICE. RIGHT HERE IN CHICAGO!" #PasterDavidBlack

“Who the Fuck Shoots a Praying Pastor?” With Love and Furious Anger, The Snarky Correspondent

“In America 2025, prayer gets you pepper-balled—so yeah, fuck ICE. RIGHT HERE IN CHICAGO!" #PastorDavidBlack open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Thank you #SenatorDurbin!!!!!!!!!!

The Real Groomers: How the Right Built Stephen Miller. With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

Stephen Miller was groomed for evil—and now he’s just recycling genocide talking points like a Dollar Store Goebbels. open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

This whole administration is just one giant asshole. #Trump #Republicans

ICE in Chicago: Sorry Not Sorry, I’m Pissed. Because if you think I’m going to sit quietly while men with badges terrorize my neighbors, you’ve mistaken me for someone else. With Love and Furious Anger, The Snarky Correspondent

"ICE in Chicago: Sorry Not Sorry, I’m Pissed” Because if you think I’m going to sit quietly while men with badges terrorize my neighbors, you’ve mistaken me for someone else. #ICE #iceraids #chicago open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

🚨 Republicans don’t fear another Kent State — they’re just hoping the livestream works this time. 🚨
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Beautiful!

Another Kent State Is Coming — and Republicans Are Loading the Rifles. With Love and Concern, The Snarky Correspondent

🚨 Republicans don’t fear another Kent State — they’re just hoping the livestream works this time. 🚨
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What Happens When (Or if) the Government Shuts Down? Ask the GOP. With Love and Anger, The Snarky Correspondent.

The GOP won't stumble into a shutdown — they built it, gift-wrapped it for their donors, and left the rest of us to starve.
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From Campus Cult Leader to Fox Court Jester: Jesse Watters Is Charlie Kirk’s Dollar-Store Replacement With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

Charlie Kirk radicalized college kids with free pizza and a cult vibe. Jesse Watters can’t even manage that — he’s just a Fox court jester trying to pass off broken escalators as insurrection. thesnarkycorrespondent.substack.com/p/from-campu...

Did you know that when escalators stop, they become stairs?

An Open Letter to FCC Chairman Brendan Carr. With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

I have an ask for anyone who sees this. Please help me spread this letter around and get it in front of the man himself. Thank you in advance. #BrendanCarr open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Free Speech, GOP-Style: Shut Up and Pay Up! With Love and Furious Anger, The Snarky Correspondent

Republicans spent years screaming about “big government” and “state-run media,” yet here they are turning our press into exactly that — a propaganda arm where comedians get muzzled unless they praise the Dear Leader. Sieg Heil! open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...