Abiff Ravencloak

Thank you.

Jump through these hoops, please
Now sign here and here and here
An arm and a leg

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German bread.

I always thought it was German bread.

But it's jam and bread.

When everything
Is a high priority,
Nothing really is.

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Rabbit tracks criss-cross
Across the once virgin snow
Shoveling can wait

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Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Wind whips, howls, and roars
Windows caked, driven snow
Power flickered

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Cart is full, needful
Items gotten for the week
BLIZZARD INCOMING!!

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Blinding white, new snow
Will trudge out later, errands
But for now, coffee

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Eternal struggle!
Which side is better, more just?
Plants vs Zombies, CHOOSE!

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I know Douglas Adams made a whole thing about Sunday afternoons being the Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul, but I don't think he really gave the last couple of hours in a work week due consideration.

Oh these will go straight into my Chaos/Disorder playlist

Never ending work
Learning new tricks, old dog
Barking optional

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Heater is too hot
But not running it, too cold
I can't win today

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A new work week starts
It's Monday morning cleanup
On a Tuesday morn

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My Breakfast Sandwich
Is just a sandwich I ate
To break my fast with

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Very warm today
I had to remove layers
Thirty three degrees

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A "No cell phone use" sign. Picture taken by a.......cell phone.

NO CELL PHONE USE sign
Hanging on the wall near me
Posted from my phone

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Friday the 13th
Came and went without a scream
Tonight? Wink, wink, nudge

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Wat: Say something about her breasts.
Roland: Yeah, you miss her breasts.
William: Her breasts.
Chaucer: Ye... yes, you... you could, umm... umm... but I... I would tend to look above her breasts, William.
William: Well I... I miss her throat.

#HappyValentinesDay all you sappy, mushy romantics!

I ruminate where
the room I ate in had been
Oh! The dining room.

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Outlook very bleak
Monitor stares back at me
Ninety-eight, ignore

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Want someone to look
at me the way Tormund looks
at Brienne of Tarth

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Test the draft and see
Did it work as I expect
Did it slip away?

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One, two, three, and out
Down for the count, all day long
Cough, cough, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze

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Bunny wasn't bad
Maye be hope for the future
Hawk sees Superb, Owl.

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Blinding white of snow
Wind chilling cold air colder
No humidity!

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Window shows light snow
Hot coffee and cold pizza
Weekend morn started

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Sixteen F outside
Fifty nine F inside house
Mmmm, Iced coffee

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Raindrops on kittens
Bright copper mittens with string
Favorite things, sure.

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