jb

spacebar, a reverse engineering of discord. which obviously looks like discord

root.app which looks very similar to discord

fluxer which looks a lot like discord and for some reason a lot of people are going to

sharkord which is someones like personal discord clone thing???

​:emergency:​ _DISCORD IS BECOMING** __CRINGE!__**_ ​:emergency:​
👇 WE GOTTA PICK OUR NEW POISON... TAKE A L👀K... 👇

its different on misskey and sharkey

**test**

[no alt, federation test - medias (ignore, move along)]

be me
"alright well for a chat app i need user and room tables and then i need to indicate what rooms a user is in and such so surely that should be a basic array of ids"
googles some stuff
https://orm.drizzle.team/docs/relations-v2
"what the hell does this mean"

I just saw a post with a link to an article warning about the loss of skill in software dev due to AI. The article uses AI-generated images. The post has an AI-generated summary of the article. The irony levels are off the charts.

Troubleshooting a slow Fediverse instance:
- Did you enable indexes on your DB?
- Did you get into your server's bandwidth limits and your provider is throttling your speeds?
- Did a worker overwhelm your server's CPU, RAM, or drive?
- Did @catsalad boost one of your post?
- Did every[...]

every brodie robertson thumbnail is a gold mine

when @polyphonychat gets in early beta that's useable enough or if there's a chat app that looks like discord and uses @polyproto I'll host it for waf.moe

I think so but check react native docs

store a backup on localstorage or indexeddb

oh no witchsky is becoming a misskey fork

Did you switch off discord? I'm on Stoat. I literally switched to Matrix. I'm on Signal. I'm literally on WhatsApp. You can probably find me on Microsoft Teams. Dude i switched to Google Chat. I'm on IRC. I went to Pluxer. You can find me on Pluxer. You can go to Pluxer and find me. L[...]

[vague, open in both remote instance and *key]
2 different markdown parsers walked to a park, one is rendering italics properly, but one requires the html code for it. The first one said to the second parser, "can you do this?" with a bold-italics syntax and the one, uhhh.... ***uhhhhhh....***

WINDOWS NOTEPAD APP REMOTE CODE EXECUTION VULNERABILITY

$[x2 $[spin.x,speed=5s hi

$[flip.v bye]]]

wafrn layout pronouns showing any/all next to @xan.lol

i think you can make it look like this but it would not work on compact posts

You wouldn't download a car meme but it says "You wouldn't pat a fop"

i need to put reviews/testimonials on my fedi profile, give me some oomfs

8 metal cans in a circle connected from the center by string.

Guys here's my new Discord alternative. I'm going to be open sourcing the protocol here soon. I'd like one william dollars. #the-discord-seemed-to-like-this-one #discord

its now called stoat and there's some features it doesn't have yet

grrrrrrrrr.....

I really like it!

we're glad to say that Wafrn is interoperable with this, and the pronouns will show in blacksky if you set them here and vice-versa :) #wafrn

i host matrix for waf.moe's chatroom, it's not the worst but it's not also the best, I don't like how the space and room are all decoupled and now that space is v12 but the channels are still on v10

fucking sick matrix

we really need a alternative

Hey fedi and bsky folks!

My phone just broke down today (both it's screen and touch are broken) and because I use it as my primary device for communicating with my real life family and friends, and chatting here, I need a new phone.

I don't really need a high end phone or a new one [...]

gabbo made the initial commit for it, i made it show up on the posts

it is fun to explore these alternate clients and protocols and shi but if i can't hang out in call watching a friend play a video game then it's not replacing discord unforch